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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
June 18 2009 20:40 GMT
#681
On June 19 2009 04:52 cava wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2009 04:43 Hypnosis wrote:
On June 16 2009 17:20 fanatacist wrote:
On June 16 2009 17:13 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote:


I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.



I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze.





The worst is bursting into laughter while smoking a bowl/pipe and blowing all the weed out. That gets people pissed off more than anything, especially outdoors in the dark. Happened to me a few times when I was a rookie smoker way way back in the day.


I hate when rookie smokers fail to clear the bong. I do NOT want your half sucked weed thank you very much. Also, learn how to control how much weed you take in, im sick of these suckafools coughing their ass off for ten minutes while im already loading another bowl, it's unbecoming and frankly embarrassing.



Sounds like you take your drugs a little to seriously. I thought the point of weed was to be relaxed and chill.


could you be relaxed and chill if some asshole is coughing a lung out for ten minutes? Probably not.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 18 2009 20:55 GMT
#682
On June 19 2009 05:40 Hypnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2009 04:52 cava wrote:
On June 19 2009 04:43 Hypnosis wrote:
On June 16 2009 17:20 fanatacist wrote:
On June 16 2009 17:13 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote:


I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.



I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze.





The worst is bursting into laughter while smoking a bowl/pipe and blowing all the weed out. That gets people pissed off more than anything, especially outdoors in the dark. Happened to me a few times when I was a rookie smoker way way back in the day.


I hate when rookie smokers fail to clear the bong. I do NOT want your half sucked weed thank you very much. Also, learn how to control how much weed you take in, im sick of these suckafools coughing their ass off for ten minutes while im already loading another bowl, it's unbecoming and frankly embarrassing.



Sounds like you take your drugs a little to seriously. I thought the point of weed was to be relaxed and chill.


could you be relaxed and chill if some asshole is coughing a lung out for ten minutes? Probably not.

The worst is those kids that get really high for the first time and start doing stupid shit like yelling fuck as possible while you are driving with them in a chill atmosphere. Fucking annoying and stressful.
Peace~
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
June 18 2009 21:03 GMT
#683
it's pretty common to make people "finish your milk" or clear their smoke before passing (after all, you want to grow up to be big and strong). I would say that the annoying part isn't really getting the stale smoke (blow it out if you are really that opposed to it) but rather the fact that they are roasting your entire bowl and wasting your weed
BC.KoRn
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada567 Posts
June 18 2009 21:16 GMT
#684
I beat up a hooker and stole her crack
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
June 18 2009 21:16 GMT
#685
lol i guess new smokers just don't know etiquette and stuff like that.

stuff like not torching the whole bowl or snapping it or giving a heads-up if the bowl is cashed etc. everyone's been new some time and did all the newbie mistakes. just tell them the proper etiquette and stuff like that and just chill out.

the problem is repeat offenders who obviously know how to smoke but still do stupid stuff. that gets kinda annoying.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
June 18 2009 21:28 GMT
#686
I once put up a picture of a loser from our school on several 4chan boards and asked them to rate him. He found the thread moments later, whilst doing his daily surfing of 4chan.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 18 2009 21:31 GMT
#687
No the bad thing is its common sense. You should already know to not wet-lip the fucking blunt because nobody want's your slobber in their mouth. and you should cough away from the bong. this shit is just common sense and it gets on my nerves so much jesus christ. when I first smoked at like 12 I knew not to do this shit.
No no no no its not mine!
nomsayin
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States124 Posts
June 18 2009 22:10 GMT
#688
I iron my pillow cases.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 18 2009 22:34 GMT
#689
i've done quite a bit of drugs, and never have i used a bong, well one time we improvised a coke bottle but that was cheesy, we always just roll up a joint, or use a pipe. much better that way and much easier to dispose of. well it may be due to the fact that we would always be outside somewhere.

the only frustrating moment is when someone decides it's alright to punch the guy who is rolling it, making him drop it, in the middle of the night, on a grassy surface.......

I'm 10 months sober, and i miss drugs.
Alsar
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States130 Posts
June 19 2009 00:28 GMT
#690
I tailgated someone today while driving home because they had a bumper sticker that said "Don't Tailgate Me!"

StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 19 2009 15:31 GMT
#691
On June 19 2009 06:28 Crisis_ wrote:
I once put up a picture of a loser from our school on several 4chan boards and asked them to rate him. He found the thread moments later, whilst doing his daily surfing of 4chan.


wow lol... did he know it was you?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
biggwilly
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada2 Posts
June 20 2009 18:46 GMT
#692
I'm 19, and promised to kill myself unless I lost my virginity by my 20th birthday. I had sex for the first time yesterday... and it was awesome!
Nostalgia aint what it used to be...
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 21 2009 03:21 GMT
#693
On June 21 2009 03:46 biggwilly wrote:
I'm 19, and promised to kill myself unless I lost my virginity by my 20th birthday. I had sex for the first time yesterday... and it was awesome!

lol, that is actually really funny, as in i actually laughed! Btw, surely you had some standards for this 'if i don't i'll kill myself' thing... i mean prostitution isn't the oldest profession in the world for nothing :p
100% Pure.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
June 21 2009 03:28 GMT
#694
I just ate an entire box of reverse decadent cookies... man I miss real food
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
June 21 2009 03:51 GMT
#695
I like 4chan
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 21 2009 03:57 GMT
#696
drank a 6 pack of mikes by myself for the first time
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
June 21 2009 04:41 GMT
#697
I'm totally fed up with my church and their intolerant self-centered attitude, but I can't tell anyone I know or they would all freak out.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 21 2009 04:54 GMT
#698
I haven't drank beer since last October.
No no no no its not mine!
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 21 2009 05:02 GMT
#699
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=29491
Yes, i did laugh at the reply.
100% Pure.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
June 21 2009 05:28 GMT
#700
i voted for obama
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
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