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MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
June 29 2009 07:06 GMT
#721
Killer thread. May I?

I've beaten the Brood War campaign at least a dozen times, but have never completed the Original campaign (I always skip the PvP levels... I hate PvP!).

I have a huge crush on tutor who works at the math center at my college, almost as huge as her breasts (oh, and I have a somewhat unhealthy love of breasts).

I am strangely sexually attracted to women whom I can't tolerate.

I have had phone sex with a friend from another state at least one-hundred times.

I use multiple mirrors in the bathroom to check if I'm starting to lose my hair.

I have shoplifted over $200 worth of sunglasses and belts.

I bombed on a guitar solo in front of 600 people.









[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
iPF[Div]
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain572 Posts
June 29 2009 07:10 GMT
#722
I cried when bruce willis died at the end of armageddon.
Since ma jae yoon and jin young soo stabbed me in the fucking back, i've got no one to rep here.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
June 29 2009 07:20 GMT
#723
On June 29 2009 16:10 iPF[Div] wrote:
I cried when bruce willis died at the end of armageddon.


I'm with you.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 29 2009 07:33 GMT
#724
I think Kennigit is qt.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 29 2009 07:33 GMT
#725
I wish Nyovne was qt.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-11 22:42:41
June 29 2009 10:31 GMT
#726
...wrong thread...
esq>n
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 10:38:13
June 29 2009 10:36 GMT
#727
a bird crashed into my window and died. I buried it.
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
June 29 2009 11:12 GMT
#728
im in love with a girl i can't fucking stand D:
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
June 29 2009 11:38 GMT
#729
Im not happy with my life atm...
Forever Vulture.. :(
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 11:52:05
June 29 2009 11:50 GMT
#730
If it wasn't for Protoss, I would have quit SC:BW a long time ago.

I'm not as confident as my body would suggest.

I wish I was the person I am now, while I was in High school.

I wish I would have did better in high school.

I'm also a mountaindew junkie ^ ^
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
Xeln4g4
Profile Joined January 2005
Italy1209 Posts
June 29 2009 12:26 GMT
#731
I falled in love with my collegue, i think she likes me as well ... but things just don't seems to get on the right track. I am stacked :-(
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
June 29 2009 12:35 GMT
#732
On June 16 2009 16:17 fanatacist wrote:
I do not believe that a death sentence is moral or that murder is in any way excusable (except unintentional via self-defense/defense of loved ones), but I can easily see myself losing control and killing someone if I see them killing/abusing animals like cats and dogs. I would probably not be as close to doing the same if it was a human. Similarly I feel worse for animals that die in movies than humans, still.


you're not alone sir.
I feel the same.
I absolutely can't stand the fucking redneck trashy, moronic idiots that get up @ liek 4 am, get covered in camoflague (sp/c) and sometimes use animal urine to attract the desired animal in which to hunt... and then go about killing a defenseless animal for no other reason then for the f'ing antlers or skin etc.
Even if they want the meat, its still retarded and in-humane and a completely uncalled for "sport" or activity.

All these big bad ass hunters should balls-up and go hunt each other.. and get a real thrill.
Idiots.
/rant

*just to contribute another confession*
- I'm going to join the Air Force for many reasons. Carreer. Stability. For protection of a girlfriend (insurance wise) and to prove it to myself that I have what it takes to see a commitment like that through. I'm nervous about it of course - but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

gL
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
ErlinG
Profile Joined October 2006
Norway75 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 13:16:41
June 29 2009 12:57 GMT
#733
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
June 29 2009 12:58 GMT
#734
On June 18 2009 16:54 MYM.Testie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 15:45 VIB wrote:
I should be sleeping, but my cat is sleeping on my bed and I don't wanna wake her up ><


This used to happen to me all the time. Or you sit down and watch t.v. and they jump up on you and fall asleep on your stomach and you're like, "ahhh now I can't get up!!!"


ha
guilty

another confession:
I once had to give up 2 twin tiger-striped cats (thats what i refer to them as, the tabby, short-haired cats that are normally gray w/ black stripes, like a tiger)
cause I was moving into an apartment that didn't allow animals. Had 5 cats all together, 3 were mine and 2 were my ex-gf's.. my ex's went to her moms while we were @ the apartment and the tiger-striped cats went to the ex's uncles place.. which was supposed to be like a farm or something where they could run free blah blah blah.. I didn't like the idea.

The other cat I had to give up.. was a beautiful one that was very, very awesome. Her name was Kovu and she was mildly fluffy w/ black all over and from her chin, all the way through her under-belly was white w/ white "mitts" on her paws..
I had to give her to an adoption agency.
I literally cried about that. I felt as though I had forsaken them.

I <3 cats of all kinds. Obviously the big ones too, cause they're awesome and powerful. Lions, Tigers, Pumas, Leopards, Panthers and the common house-cat.
I used to live in a house where we had, no lie, like 15-20 cats. When it was feeding time, we'd shake a big barrel of cat food and they'd all come running from every corner of the yard..
was good times ^ ^

p.s.
I adopted a cat for 90$.
Her name was "moe" because they thought she was a he.. then found out it was a she.. so I had to adjust the name to something feminine.. or at least something that wasn't "moe" so I call her "momo"
She is my <3 (for an animal that is) She's tiger-striped, my ideal kind.

gL
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
ultramagnetics
Profile Joined March 2009
Poland215 Posts
June 29 2009 13:09 GMT
#735
On June 29 2009 21:35 Sosha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 16:17 fanatacist wrote:
I do not believe that a death sentence is moral or that murder is in any way excusable (except unintentional via self-defense/defense of loved ones), but I can easily see myself losing control and killing someone if I see them killing/abusing animals like cats and dogs. I would probably not be as close to doing the same if it was a human. Similarly I feel worse for animals that die in movies than humans, still.


you're not alone sir.
I feel the same.
I absolutely can't stand the fucking redneck trashy, moronic idiots that get up @ liek 4 am, get covered in camoflague (sp/c) and sometimes use animal urine to attract the desired animal in which to hunt... and then go about killing a defenseless animal for no other reason then for the f'ing antlers or skin etc.
Even if they want the meat, its still retarded and in-humane and a completely uncalled for "sport" or activity.

All these big bad ass hunters should balls-up and go hunt each other.. and get a real thrill.
Idiots.
/rant

*just to contribute another confession*
- I'm going to join the Air Force for many reasons. Carreer. Stability. For protection of a girlfriend (insurance wise) and to prove it to myself that I have what it takes to see a commitment like that through. I'm nervous about it of course - but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

gL


I am curious as to whether you are a vegetarian? You are complaining about red necks hunting animals, but that's a lot more humane then what they do in meat factories. I (ideally) try to not eat meat unless it was hunted...

And I definitely agree with the original post about animal cruelty. The animal is often times totally helpless and a human has total power over the animal.
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
June 29 2009 13:36 GMT
#736
well no, im not a vegetarian..
I mean look, im not trying to sound like a hypocrite, i've come to terms w/ the fact the millions of animals are slaughtered..
Supposedly, they do it in a humane way, but I have seen some videos of like "faces of death" as to what actually happened in the 'cows version' but it was like 10+ years ago.. so i'm sure some changes have been made to ensure quick/painless deaths etc.

Also - No, I don't like the fact that animals have to be killed for us to eat, but like I said, i've come to terms w/ it.
I'm not some crazy food person, I don't eat just about anything, but I do consume the basics; Beef, pork, chicken. As for other stuff, negative. I despise seafood, no quail, or deer or anything exotic like caviar or sushi etc.
Like I said - I don't like that animals have to be killed but god'damn, I fucking love a damn hamburger..
Breakfast food, eggs, sausage, bacon, hashbrowns.. that's just all too much thx for me to stay away from it.

But my main point was that, those 3 types of meats i mentioned are all 'farmed' animals, animals that are on large portions of land that are basically grown to be harvested. No, I don't like the idea - but it's different than 'wildlife'. The animals that are out in the forest trying to survive themselves, from other would-be predators who are trying to do the same and provide for themselves or their offspring - only to have some hillbilly redneck peice of shit, pick-up-truck-driving, tabacco-chewing, high-school equivilancy, working at an auto-parts store idiot to come along and shoot an animal for almost the "pure fun" of it.
Why don't they hunt each other?
More involving.. and maybe it'd give them a little more insight on what it would be like to not be the top of the food chain.. Maybe ppl wouldn't hunt so much if they knew that they too, at any moment, could have their ass capped and have their heads stuffed and mounted over some doods fireplace.

eh?

gL
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
Lmah
Profile Joined April 2008
United States17 Posts
June 29 2009 14:34 GMT
#737
I lost like $5000 this year on online poker and never cashed out in my life.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
June 29 2009 14:39 GMT
#738
Today I was awoken by the sound of my sister and her boyfriend having sex next room, and I got a hardon.
AKA SuddenSalad
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
June 29 2009 15:31 GMT
#739
I liked a girl since preschool and I thought she liked me back, until 11 years later I told her that I liked her and she's avoided me since.

I've helped countless girls that I've liked get relationships... with other guys

I never ask out a girl until I'm 100% positive she likes me back, otherwise I'm afraid to hurt her.

I was a vegetarian until my parents forced me to eat meat.
EffOrt. That is all.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 29 2009 15:36 GMT
#740
On June 29 2009 23:39 Lovin wrote:
Today I was awoken by the sound of my sister and her boyfriend having sex next room, and I got a hardon.

LOL
Peace~
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