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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 15:47:04
June 29 2009 15:46 GMT
#741
On June 30 2009 00:31 Gogleion wrote:

I was a vegetarian until my parents forced me to eat meat.

how could they force you to eat meat?
I think it's wrong to eat meat and i should be a vegetarian but I'm too fucking lazy and i like meat
NiTenIchiRyu
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom273 Posts
June 29 2009 15:58 GMT
#742
On June 29 2009 22:36 Sosha wrote:
well no, im not a vegetarian..
I mean look, im not trying to sound like a hypocrite, i've come to terms w/ the fact the millions of animals are slaughtered..
Supposedly, they do it in a humane way, but I have seen some videos of like "faces of death" as to what actually happened in the 'cows version' but it was like 10+ years ago.. so i'm sure some changes have been made to ensure quick/painless deaths etc.

Also - No, I don't like the fact that animals have to be killed for us to eat, but like I said, i've come to terms w/ it.
I'm not some crazy food person, I don't eat just about anything, but I do consume the basics; Beef, pork, chicken. As for other stuff, negative. I despise seafood, no quail, or deer or anything exotic like caviar or sushi etc.
Like I said - I don't like that animals have to be killed but god'damn, I fucking love a damn hamburger..
Breakfast food, eggs, sausage, bacon, hashbrowns.. that's just all too much thx for me to stay away from it.

But my main point was that, those 3 types of meats i mentioned are all 'farmed' animals, animals that are on large portions of land that are basically grown to be harvested. No, I don't like the idea - but it's different than 'wildlife'. The animals that are out in the forest trying to survive themselves, from other would-be predators who are trying to do the same and provide for themselves or their offspring - only to have some hillbilly redneck peice of shit, pick-up-truck-driving, tabacco-chewing, high-school equivilancy, working at an auto-parts store idiot to come along and shoot an animal for almost the "pure fun" of it.
Why don't they hunt each other?
More involving.. and maybe it'd give them a little more insight on what it would be like to not be the top of the food chain.. Maybe ppl wouldn't hunt so much if they knew that they too, at any moment, could have their ass capped and have their heads stuffed and mounted over some doods fireplace.

eh?

gL

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StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
June 29 2009 16:01 GMT
#743
I had a roast beef sandwich. it was good.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
June 29 2009 17:06 GMT
#744
On June 29 2009 23:39 Lovin wrote:
Today I was awoken by the sound of my sister and her boyfriend having sex next room, and I got a hardon.


Epic!
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
June 29 2009 17:06 GMT
#745
I liek lolis
POGGERS
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 17:16:17
June 29 2009 17:10 GMT
#746
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 29 2009 17:31 GMT
#747
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.
Peace~
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
June 29 2009 17:42 GMT
#748
On June 30 2009 02:06 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 23:39 Lovin wrote:
Today I was awoken by the sound of my sister and her boyfriend having sex next room, and I got a hardon.


Epic!

hahaha
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BisuBoi
Profile Joined February 2009
United States350 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 17:46:20
June 29 2009 17:46 GMT
#749
On June 29 2009 23:39 Lovin wrote:
Today I was awoken by the sound of my sister and her boyfriend having sex next room, and I got a hardon.


This is SO good

p.s. is your sister hot?
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 17:57:00
June 29 2009 17:56 GMT
#750
I'll probably end up hooking up with my sister's friend the next time we're out drinking.

Edit: Oh hey, not a very strategic time to post. I wasn't talking about the same sister and friend in the quote above. >.>
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
June 29 2009 18:02 GMT
#751
On June 30 2009 02:56 plated.rawr wrote:
I'll probably end up hooking up with my sister's friend the next time we're out drinking.

Edit: Oh hey, not a very strategic time to post. I wasn't talking about the same sister and friend in the quote above. >.>


rofl lol
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
LeoTheLion
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
China958 Posts
June 29 2009 18:30 GMT
#752
I just read all 38 pages of this thread while fixing ny computer
Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy. -Chairman Mao
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
June 29 2009 18:41 GMT
#753
I don't generally masturbate to pron, I write erotic stories and then masturbate to those.

Have hundreds of pages of them in an encrypted folder on my comp now :/
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
June 29 2009 18:43 GMT
#754
Some guy just gave me $400 via poker, and in turn I sent him $200 via Western Union. He payed me first so I don't see how I could be getting scammed though...
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 29 2009 18:44 GMT
#755
i typed random letters foir this account cause i thought I was gonna get banned in the first week
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
June 29 2009 18:49 GMT
#756
On June 30 2009 03:41 triangle wrote:
I don't generally masturbate to pron, I write erotic stories and then masturbate to those.

Have hundreds of pages of them in an encrypted folder on my comp now :/


Wtf? I thought only chicks could get off by reading/writing stories?
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
June 29 2009 18:52 GMT
#757
i lol'ed at the post above
Teamliquidian townie
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
June 29 2009 19:27 GMT
#758
On June 30 2009 03:43 Jonoman92 wrote:
Some guy just gave me $400 via poker, and in turn I sent him $200 via Western Union. He payed me first so I don't see how I could be getting scammed though...


prob cause its not his money (hacked acct or w/e) and was looking to make a quick buck since Western Union is non refundable and now the real person who owns the acct will have them freeze your funds and you're out 200 dollars.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
June 29 2009 19:30 GMT
#759
On June 30 2009 04:27 bdams19 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 03:43 Jonoman92 wrote:
Some guy just gave me $400 via poker, and in turn I sent him $200 via Western Union. He payed me first so I don't see how I could be getting scammed though...


prob cause its not his money (hacked acct or w/e) and was looking to make a quick buck since Western Union is non refundable and now the real person who owns the acct will have them freeze your funds and you're out 200 dollars.


fail lol
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Lmah
Profile Joined April 2008
United States17 Posts
June 29 2009 19:37 GMT
#760
-I've sold piss as lemonade (50/50 mix) to my neighbor when I had a lemonade stand as a child. She drank it and never said anything about it.

-I piss outside of my work everyday (80 million dollar office building) in plain view

-I beat some kids ass that was my age like every few weeks in 5th grade.

-I got my ass beat in 5th grade by a black kid, ever since then I never faught a black kid again.

-I've actually looked at goatse for more than 10 seconds (when I was like 15)

-I've stolen around $2000 worth of items at work as a security guard

-I sleep every night at work for 6hrs.

-I haven't had a oil change in about 18,000 miles and I don't use synthetic oil

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