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Nevuk
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States16280 Posts
July 03 2009 21:14 GMT
#781
Today I let someone pay me 25$ to install firefox for them. And didn't feel guilty.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 03 2009 21:20 GMT
#782
I wish I knew people who had more money than common sense
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Nevuk
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States16280 Posts
July 03 2009 21:22 GMT
#783
On July 04 2009 06:20 Chef wrote:
I wish I knew people who had more money than common sense

They'd already spent 2 and a half hours talking to dell tech support because the computer wouldn't open internet explorer... so I just used a jump drive.
Vision
Profile Joined June 2009
United States113 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-03 21:41:13
July 03 2009 21:36 GMT
#784
I have little to no morals, I hate religion and pop music, and I FUCKING HATE VEGETABLES
Except potatos though, who could possibly hate potatoes, srsly...
Let's unite the blizzard community! But you can't actually talk to eachother..... - Luca
WhenHellfreezes
Profile Joined November 2008
United States81 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-03 21:48:08
July 03 2009 21:47 GMT
#785
On June 29 2009 16:06 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
I am strangely sexually attracted to women whom I can't tolerate.


Edit: lol perfect timing for 69th post
Doom!
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
July 04 2009 02:00 GMT
#786
On June 30 2009 02:46 BisuBoi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 23:39 Lovin wrote:
Today I was awoken by the sound of my sister and her boyfriend having sex next room, and I got a hardon.


This is SO good

p.s. is your sister hot?


Not sure, she's certainly not bad though.
AKA SuddenSalad
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
July 04 2009 08:57 GMT
#787
I've played toss because it was easier than terran.
6581
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
July 04 2009 09:08 GMT
#788
Only untill yesterday, I watched the epic comeback of Flash vs FBH T_T
Terran
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
July 04 2009 09:16 GMT
#789
On June 29 2009 23:34 Lmah wrote:
I lost like $5000 this year on online poker and never cashed out in my life.


I took all your money on online poker.
meow
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 04 2009 09:52 GMT
#790
i haven't had sex or smoked in 10 months.

MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
July 04 2009 10:08 GMT
#791
On July 04 2009 17:57 Loser777 wrote:
I've played toss because it was easier than terran.

Shame on you...
Neos
Profile Joined June 2009
United States400 Posts
July 04 2009 10:08 GMT
#792
I'm not from The Matrix.
iPF[Div]
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain572 Posts
July 04 2009 10:13 GMT
#793
On July 04 2009 19:08 Neos wrote:
I'm not from The Matrix.


I am.
Since ma jae yoon and jin young soo stabbed me in the fucking back, i've got no one to rep here.
Ecorin
Profile Joined August 2008
Estonia84 Posts
July 04 2009 10:26 GMT
#794
I have gotten away with everything by lying.
Sometimes when I get angry over someone and we start a flame war, I log in with a different nickname and try to be friends, only to backstab him later. (wtf is up with that ?)
When I play Counter-Strike, I always think I'm better than everyone else and I ragequit a lot.
+ Show Spoiler +
I made 99 smithing and 96 mining in F2P RuneScape
Like I said before.we are going to own these guys,no problem.I could beat their entire team 1 on 8 with no monitor. -Tasteless translating
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
July 04 2009 11:43 GMT
#795
I was once applying for a job and when I handed the guy my CV I said "here's my SCV". He gave me a kinda funny look and I never did hear back from that company
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
July 04 2009 12:20 GMT
#796
On July 04 2009 20:43 jello_biafra wrote:
I was once applying for a job and when I handed the guy my CV I said "here's my SCV". He gave me a kinda funny look and I never did hear back from that company


I lol'd irl
vik170
Profile Joined September 2008
Norway11 Posts
July 04 2009 14:36 GMT
#797
I like Idra
snakkes
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
July 04 2009 14:43 GMT
#798
I actually think the snsd- tell me your wish song is catchy
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
July 04 2009 16:44 GMT
#799
On July 04 2009 23:36 vik170 wrote:
I like Idra



God I hate Idra
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
July 04 2009 19:22 GMT
#800
Idra kinda reminds me of myself.
AKA SuddenSalad
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