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Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 04 2009 19:26 GMT
#801
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
July 04 2009 19:29 GMT
#802
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


FML
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-04 20:17:00
July 04 2009 20:16 GMT
#803
On July 05 2009 04:26 Zurles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando

That's what I'd do. And always make sure you have a small packet of tissues when going travelling.
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 04 2009 20:20 GMT
#804
On July 05 2009 04:22 Lovin wrote:
Idra kinda reminds me of myself.

lol i get all my best BM from him -_-
(no sarcasm)
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
July 04 2009 20:25 GMT
#805
On June 30 2009 03:49 Mooga wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 03:41 triangle wrote:
I don't generally masturbate to pron, I write erotic stories and then masturbate to those.

Have hundreds of pages of them in an encrypted folder on my comp now :/


Wtf? I thought only chicks could get off by reading/writing stories?


Definitely definitely not true.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-04 20:31:22
July 04 2009 20:30 GMT
#806
i called my ex girlfriend a chicken head!
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 04 2009 21:59 GMT
#807
I once told a girl I was Robin, the helper of Batman, but in fact I'm just Robbie
lazymej
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada269 Posts
July 04 2009 22:00 GMT
#808
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


haha I wonder what happens when you go on a down swing.
^_~
KyLeh
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada3 Posts
July 04 2009 22:20 GMT
#809
I once got a BJ from an ex GF, and while i was mid orgasm my mom walked in the room ( picture a blanket over a guy on a bed with a girl under it suckin his dick.... pretty obvious whats goin on),
I paniced because it was a retarded situation, and gave her handed her a bracelet that I just bought my, at the time, girlfriend.

Needless to say... There was seman on the bracelet, and now I always laugh about it when I think back hahahhaaa

Then my GF climbed up from under the covers wiping her mouth.. haha memories, i have many more :p
Live free
KyLeh
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada3 Posts
July 04 2009 22:25 GMT
#810
hahaha

One time I asked a homeless women why she was homeless, i liked her answer and gave her some money.
I got drunk at a bar and when we left I seen her in the same spot, thought about why she was homeless, and took my money back.
Live free
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-04 22:26:25
July 04 2009 22:26 GMT
#811
On July 05 2009 04:26 Zurles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando

This is the correct play in that situation, the luxury of freeballin and a clean ass for the low price of a pair of boxers
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-04 23:05:39
July 04 2009 23:03 GMT
#812
I think I've smoked at least a small amount of marijuana almost every day for as long as I can remember (probably at least 2 years), not that I'm trying to brag or am in any way proud of myself. It's so easily accessible to me since I don't have to pay for it, and I can smoke in the comfort of my own home with my friends

My three best friends all smoke, although I don't see them as often these days because I'm working two jobs and they have jobs/gfs as well. So I find myself getting high a lot while just chillin on the computer or playing guitar, even though I feel as if weed doesn't benefit me in any way. I don't even do it at parties because of the mad pasties I get, which leads to me chugging back beer or water the whole night (leaving me either too trashed or too sober for the environment).

Every week I set a date that I will quit (most recently my birthday), and I threaten myself with certain consequences if I end up smoking. I eventually get bored or just want to relax and jam on my guitar so I blaze a bowl or two. Somehow, weed has failed to mess up my grades or social ability so I feel like I can get away with smoking all the time although deep inside I know it will eventually catch up to me.

I wanted to post this so I can see if others think I am as pathetic as I think I am. I shouldn't have to get high to play guitar, wtf? Why do I smoke if it's of no benefit to me? I have control of every other aspect of my life (diet, working out, ect.) but I always end up just packing another bowl.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
July 04 2009 23:06 GMT
#813
On July 05 2009 07:25 KyLeh wrote:
hahaha

One time I asked a homeless women why she was homeless, i liked her answer and gave her some money.
I got drunk at a bar and when we left I seen her in the same spot, thought about why she was homeless, and took my money back.

What did she say?
Forever Vulture.. :(
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
July 04 2009 23:37 GMT
#814
On June 13 2009 17:09 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.

LMAO.
Use the hand brotha.. thats all I can say tbh.


the plane has a toilet, no?
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-05 00:02:57
July 05 2009 00:01 GMT
#815
On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean.

(ノ`Д´)ノ ==== ┻━━┻)`ν゜)
      ^                      ^
       |                      |
Fontong                      |
                     Lemonwalrus

edit : damn
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-05 01:00:07
July 05 2009 00:55 GMT
#816
I have a very uninteresting life now a days...
CheAse
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada919 Posts
July 05 2009 01:13 GMT
#817
I was thinking about Vulture bikes doing a surround on goons with mines, while having sex with my girlfriend.
SCV good to go sir
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 05 2009 01:18 GMT
#818
This thread is still alive

awesome.
Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
July 05 2009 01:49 GMT
#819
I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night then read this entire thread. I am also extremely pleased by this.

I am terrified of the dark. This is the result of my fear of bees and zombies. This makes no sense since bees are normally dormant at night and zombies are not real. Still scared of the dark.

I started playing SC in 1999. I only played money maps and UMS from then till about a year ago.

I have an extremely addictive personality. As a result I have so far refused to try drinking, smoking, or any drugs. I am too scared of the possible result.
winterBlossom
Profile Joined July 2009
Australia27 Posts
July 05 2009 02:25 GMT
#820
Yesterday I woke up, then proceeded to play 14 hours of StarCraft, ate some bread. Then went to sleep. This was one of the most fun days I've had in a long time.
Baby be mine
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