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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote: One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped. wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando | ||
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dangots0ul
United States919 Posts
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote: One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped. FML | ||
KizZBG
u gotta skate8152 Posts
On July 05 2009 04:26 Zurles wrote: wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando That's what I'd do. And always make sure you have a small packet of tissues when going travelling. | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On July 05 2009 04:22 Lovin wrote: Idra kinda reminds me of myself. lol i get all my best BM from him -_- (no sarcasm) | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
On June 30 2009 03:49 Mooga wrote: Wtf? I thought only chicks could get off by reading/writing stories? Definitely definitely not true. | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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lazymej
Canada269 Posts
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote: i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks haha I wonder what happens when you go on a down swing. | ||
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KyLeh
Canada3 Posts
I paniced because it was a retarded situation, and gave her handed her a bracelet that I just bought my, at the time, girlfriend. Needless to say... There was seman on the bracelet, and now I always laugh about it when I think back hahahhaaa Then my GF climbed up from under the covers wiping her mouth.. haha memories, i have many more :p | ||
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KyLeh
Canada3 Posts
One time I asked a homeless women why she was homeless, i liked her answer and gave her some money. I got drunk at a bar and when we left I seen her in the same spot, thought about why she was homeless, and took my money back.  | ||
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
On July 05 2009 04:26 Zurles wrote: wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando This is the correct play in that situation, the luxury of freeballin and a clean ass for the low price of a pair of boxers | ||
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
My three best friends all smoke, although I don't see them as often these days because I'm working two jobs and they have jobs/gfs as well. So I find myself getting high a lot while just chillin on the computer or playing guitar, even though I feel as if weed doesn't benefit me in any way. I don't even do it at parties because of the mad pasties I get, which leads to me chugging back beer or water the whole night (leaving me either too trashed or too sober for the environment). Every week I set a date that I will quit (most recently my birthday), and I threaten myself with certain consequences if I end up smoking. I eventually get bored or just want to relax and jam on my guitar so I blaze a bowl or two. Somehow, weed has failed to mess up my grades or social ability so I feel like I can get away with smoking all the time although deep inside I know it will eventually catch up to me. I wanted to post this so I can see if others think I am as pathetic as I think I am. I shouldn't have to get high to play guitar, wtf? Why do I smoke if it's of no benefit to me? I have control of every other aspect of my life (diet, working out, ect.) but I always end up just packing another bowl. | ||
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
On July 05 2009 07:25 KyLeh wrote: hahaha One time I asked a homeless women why she was homeless, i liked her answer and gave her some money. I got drunk at a bar and when we left I seen her in the same spot, thought about why she was homeless, and took my money back. What did she say? | ||
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Polyphasic
United States841 Posts
On June 13 2009 17:09 Clasic wrote: LMAO. Use the hand brotha.. thats all I can say tbh. the plane has a toilet, no? | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote: I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean. (ノ`Д´)ノ ==== ┻━━┻)`ν゜) ^ ^ | | Fontong | Lemonwalrus edit : damn | ||
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Irrelevant
United States2364 Posts
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CheAse
Canada919 Posts
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minus_human
4784 Posts
awesome. | ||
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Bearigator
United States233 Posts
I am terrified of the dark. This is the result of my fear of bees and zombies. This makes no sense since bees are normally dormant at night and zombies are not real. Still scared of the dark. I started playing SC in 1999. I only played money maps and UMS from then till about a year ago. I have an extremely addictive personality. As a result I have so far refused to try drinking, smoking, or any drugs. I am too scared of the possible result. | ||
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winterBlossom
Australia27 Posts
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