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On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote: One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.
wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando
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On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote: One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.
FML
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On July 05 2009 04:26 Zurles wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote: One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped. wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando That's what I'd do. And always make sure you have a small packet of tissues when going travelling.
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On July 05 2009 04:22 Lovin wrote: Idra kinda reminds me of myself. lol i get all my best BM from him -_- (no sarcasm)
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On June 30 2009 03:49 Mooga wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2009 03:41 triangle wrote: I don't generally masturbate to pron, I write erotic stories and then masturbate to those.
Have hundreds of pages of them in an encrypted folder on my comp now :/ Wtf? I thought only chicks could get off by reading/writing stories?
Definitely definitely not true.
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i called my ex girlfriend a chicken head!
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I once told a girl I was Robin, the helper of Batman, but in fact I'm just Robbie
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On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote: i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks
haha I wonder what happens when you go on a down swing.
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I once got a BJ from an ex GF, and while i was mid orgasm my mom walked in the room ( picture a blanket over a guy on a bed with a girl under it suckin his dick.... pretty obvious whats goin on), I paniced because it was a retarded situation, and gave her handed her a bracelet that I just bought my, at the time, girlfriend.
Needless to say... There was seman on the bracelet, and now I always laugh about it when I think back hahahhaaa
Then my GF climbed up from under the covers wiping her mouth.. haha memories, i have many more :p
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One time I asked a homeless women why she was homeless, i liked her answer and gave her some money. I got drunk at a bar and when we left I seen her in the same spot, thought about why she was homeless, and took my money back.
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On July 05 2009 04:26 Zurles wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote: One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped. wipe your ass with your underwear then go comando This is the correct play in that situation, the luxury of freeballin and a clean ass for the low price of a pair of boxers
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I think I've smoked at least a small amount of marijuana almost every day for as long as I can remember (probably at least 2 years), not that I'm trying to brag or am in any way proud of myself. It's so easily accessible to me since I don't have to pay for it, and I can smoke in the comfort of my own home with my friends
My three best friends all smoke, although I don't see them as often these days because I'm working two jobs and they have jobs/gfs as well. So I find myself getting high a lot while just chillin on the computer or playing guitar, even though I feel as if weed doesn't benefit me in any way. I don't even do it at parties because of the mad pasties I get, which leads to me chugging back beer or water the whole night (leaving me either too trashed or too sober for the environment).
Every week I set a date that I will quit (most recently my birthday), and I threaten myself with certain consequences if I end up smoking. I eventually get bored or just want to relax and jam on my guitar so I blaze a bowl or two. Somehow, weed has failed to mess up my grades or social ability so I feel like I can get away with smoking all the time although deep inside I know it will eventually catch up to me.
I wanted to post this so I can see if others think I am as pathetic as I think I am. I shouldn't have to get high to play guitar, wtf? Why do I smoke if it's of no benefit to me? I have control of every other aspect of my life (diet, working out, ect.) but I always end up just packing another bowl.
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On July 05 2009 07:25 KyLeh wrote:hahaha One time I asked a homeless women why she was homeless, i liked her answer and gave her some money.I got drunk at a bar and when we left I seen her in the same spot, thought about why she was homeless, and took my money back.  What did she say?
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On June 13 2009 17:09 Clasic wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote: One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped. LMAO. Use the hand brotha.. thats all I can say tbh.
the plane has a toilet, no?
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On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean.  (ノ`Д´)ノ ==== ┻━━┻)`ν゜) ^ ^ | | Fontong | Lemonwalrus
edit : damn
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I have a very uninteresting life now a days...
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I was thinking about Vulture bikes doing a surround on goons with mines, while having sex with my girlfriend.
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This thread is still alive
awesome.
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I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night then read this entire thread. I am also extremely pleased by this.
I am terrified of the dark. This is the result of my fear of bees and zombies. This makes no sense since bees are normally dormant at night and zombies are not real. Still scared of the dark.
I started playing SC in 1999. I only played money maps and UMS from then till about a year ago.
I have an extremely addictive personality. As a result I have so far refused to try drinking, smoking, or any drugs. I am too scared of the possible result.
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Yesterday I woke up, then proceeded to play 14 hours of StarCraft, ate some bread. Then went to sleep. This was one of the most fun days I've had in a long time.
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