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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 29 2009 19:41 GMT
#761
On June 30 2009 04:27 bdams19 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 03:43 Jonoman92 wrote:
Some guy just gave me $400 via poker, and in turn I sent him $200 via Western Union. He payed me first so I don't see how I could be getting scammed though...


prob cause its not his money (hacked acct or w/e) and was looking to make a quick buck since Western Union is non refundable and now the real person who owns the acct will have them freeze your funds and you're out 200 dollars.

rofl
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
June 29 2009 20:25 GMT
#762
On June 30 2009 02:31 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.


Magic mushrooms, the ones that make you hallucinate, not the ones that Pizza Hut tops your pie with. I assure you, you can.
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
June 29 2009 21:09 GMT
#763
On June 30 2009 05:25 MutaDoom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 02:31 fanatacist wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.


Magic mushrooms, the ones that make you hallucinate, not the ones that Pizza Hut tops your pie with. I assure you, you can.

i assure you, you cant.
you'll vomit waaaaay earlier than that if anyway
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
June 29 2009 21:14 GMT
#764
On June 30 2009 06:09 drug_vict1m wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 05:25 MutaDoom wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:31 fanatacist wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.


Magic mushrooms, the ones that make you hallucinate, not the ones that Pizza Hut tops your pie with. I assure you, you can.

i assure you, you cant.
you'll vomit waaaaay earlier than that if anyway


Vomiting + Convulsions = As close to OD as I want to get.
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
June 29 2009 21:22 GMT
#765
On June 30 2009 06:14 MutaDoom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 06:09 drug_vict1m wrote:
On June 30 2009 05:25 MutaDoom wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:31 fanatacist wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.


Magic mushrooms, the ones that make you hallucinate, not the ones that Pizza Hut tops your pie with. I assure you, you can.

i assure you, you cant.
you'll vomit waaaaay earlier than that if anyway


Vomiting + Convulsions = As close to OD as I want to get.

so those were't only shrooms.trust me
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
DragoonPK
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
3259 Posts
June 29 2009 21:22 GMT
#766
I had a dream in which I married Savior.
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
June 29 2009 21:24 GMT
#767
On June 30 2009 06:22 DragoonPK wrote:
I had a dream in which I married Savior.

I had a dream in which I was Savior. lol
DragoonPK
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
3259 Posts
June 29 2009 21:35 GMT
#768
On June 14 2009 09:27 OmgIRok wrote:
I cried when Ash turned to stone because he ran into the middle of Mewtwo and Mew's battle, and Pikachu kept thunderbolting him, hoping he would wake up.


Me too!!
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
June 29 2009 21:58 GMT
#769
On June 30 2009 06:22 drug_vict1m wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 06:14 MutaDoom wrote:
On June 30 2009 06:09 drug_vict1m wrote:
On June 30 2009 05:25 MutaDoom wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:31 fanatacist wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.


Magic mushrooms, the ones that make you hallucinate, not the ones that Pizza Hut tops your pie with. I assure you, you can.

i assure you, you cant.
you'll vomit waaaaay earlier than that if anyway


Vomiting + Convulsions = As close to OD as I want to get.

so those were't only shrooms.trust me


Oh, I don't doubt that one bit. The guy I used to get them from was pretty shady, they probably were laced. The main point of my post remains: I don't touch drugs any more, I didn't at the time, and I was arrested under international law for drug smuggling.
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
June 29 2009 22:01 GMT
#770
On June 30 2009 06:24 3 Lions wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 06:22 DragoonPK wrote:
I had a dream in which I married Savior.

I had a dream in which I was Savior. lol

Kinky.
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
June 29 2009 22:04 GMT
#771
On June 30 2009 06:24 3 Lions wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 06:22 DragoonPK wrote:
I had a dream in which I married Savior.

I had a dream in which I was Savior. lol


I had a dream where I thought 3 Lions was Savior and got married to DragoonPK.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
June 29 2009 22:18 GMT
#772
On June 30 2009 04:27 bdams19 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 03:43 Jonoman92 wrote:
Some guy just gave me $400 via poker, and in turn I sent him $200 via Western Union. He payed me first so I don't see how I could be getting scammed though...


prob cause its not his money (hacked acct or w/e) and was looking to make a quick buck since Western Union is non refundable and now the real person who owns the acct will have them freeze your funds and you're out 200 dollars.


I don't see how he'd have the authority to freeze my funds. If so that'd be uber gay though. I mean the guy seemed to have a legitimate excuse. He said he needed the money fast and the fastest way to withdraw money is like 2 weeks. He also asked to change the amount from $600 for $300 to $400 for $200 so that made me feel like he was legit, if he'd asked to increase it I might've been more concerned.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
June 29 2009 22:25 GMT
#773
On June 30 2009 07:18 Jonoman92 wrote:
He also asked to change the amount from $600 for $300 to $400 for $200 so that made me feel like he was legit, if he'd asked to increase it I might've been more concerned.

Classical psychology there, but hey let's hope for the best :D
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 29 2009 22:29 GMT
#774
Well you know, when a stranger offers to give me free money so I can move it around for him in ways he should be able to do for himself, I always think it's legit :O

Life lessons <3
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 29 2009 23:25 GMT
#775
On June 30 2009 05:25 MutaDoom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 02:31 fanatacist wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.


Magic mushrooms, the ones that make you hallucinate, not the ones that Pizza Hut tops your pie with. I assure you, you can.

I'm not a retard, stop treating me like one when you're the one that is wrong.
Peace~
Masq
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1792 Posts
June 29 2009 23:47 GMT
#776
A heavy dosage of Mushroom is considered around 5g+ or 1/4 oz, and you CANNOT overdose on mushroom. The vomitting is a reaction to eating the mushroom which can cause an increase in gastrointestinal discomfort which can lead to nausea.

The real negative of mushrooms (or any psychedelic) is that it can precipitate or exacerbate latent and existing mental disorders.
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
June 30 2009 00:15 GMT
#777
On June 30 2009 00:46 nttea wrote:
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On June 30 2009 00:31 Gogleion wrote:

I was a vegetarian until my parents forced me to eat meat.

how could they force you to eat meat?
I think it's wrong to eat meat and i should be a vegetarian but I'm too fucking lazy and i like meat

They gave me all this reasons why I shouldn't and would have gotten really really mad at me if I didn't switch back.

btw, I still live with my parents (I'm 16).
EffOrt. That is all.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
June 30 2009 01:35 GMT
#778
I didn't hook up with 3 girls on multiple occasions in college because I masturbated too much.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
June 30 2009 01:57 GMT
#779
On June 30 2009 05:25 MutaDoom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2009 02:31 fanatacist wrote:
On June 30 2009 02:10 MutaDoom wrote:
I'm banned from entering the United States, because my friend's crackhead ex girlfriend left some drugs in the car, which was checked when we crossed the border. I spent a couple days in jail before they deported me back to Canada, and I'm not allowed back in until I'm 24(21 now).

Edit: I don't do any drugs, and I haven't for 3 1/2 years since I Od'd on mushrooms and had to get my stomache pumped. The drugs weren't mine, yet we were accused of smuggling. Oh, and the girl is now living in a homeless shelter, and I feel no pity for her.

I'm pretty sure you can't OD on shrooms.

You might be able to get food poisoning though from old undried ones maybe.


Magic mushrooms, the ones that make you hallucinate, not the ones that Pizza Hut tops your pie with. I assure you, you can.

It is nearly impossible to overdose on psilocybin mushrooms since one would have to consume several dozen pounds of fresh mushrooms .


From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_cubensis
jesus, took 2 seconds to google. get on with the thread
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
June 30 2009 01:58 GMT
#780
i signed up for an online dating site and its 500 times better than clubbing.
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