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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 08:12:31
June 13 2009 08:01 GMT
#1
Well post your one-line confessions. It can be anything seriously. I saw this on another forum and wanted to bring it to TL lol. Ok, this isn't the judgment thread either so no fucking BS

Ok mine :
I drink more water in one day than most people will drink in a week. I am, in fact, addicted to h2o.
My penis hurts slightly.


gogogogo!!


Edit I got another one.
I was in this moving like this towards the soccer ball ------------->
and this kid named Devon was goin like this <------------
so it ends up like this ------------> o <------------

He ends up trippin' and basically his head is layin in my nuts for like 5 seconds lol.
Afterwords he gave me a weird look and never talked to me again
No no no no its not mine!
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
June 13 2009 08:03 GMT
#2
I have been playing more Street Fighter 4 than Brood War lately.
Oh no
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
June 13 2009 08:07 GMT
#3
I dodged a "date" by claiming I was in the hospital (though I would be if I could afford it).

I'm kind of annoyed at the lack of foreign SC competition lately. Not blaming TL, just in general. I need a Dreiven vs Ret on Zodiac from Ascension-like fix.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 13 2009 08:07 GMT
#4
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.
Rillanon.au
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 13 2009 08:09 GMT
#5
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.

LMAO.
Use the hand brotha.. thats all I can say tbh.
No no no no its not mine!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 13 2009 08:10 GMT
#6
i'm tired
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
June 13 2009 08:12 GMT
#7
this is a ban-free thread right?
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
June 13 2009 08:14 GMT
#8
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


I always check. ALWAYS. Once I just tore off the cardboard roll and used that, and another time I reached under into the neighboring stall to grab some and found out that there was someone there when I accidentally grabbed their leg.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 13 2009 08:16 GMT
#9
On June 13 2009 17:12 SnowFantasy wrote:
this is a ban-free thread right?


Unless you criticize .

I think I finally made a decent thread.

Also : I didn't flush the toilet after pissing because I don't want to wake my dad up -_-
No no no no its not mine!
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 13 2009 08:20 GMT
#10
I'm not actually a walrus.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 13 2009 08:23 GMT
#11
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.

oh mai gawd
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
June 13 2009 08:24 GMT
#12
On June 13 2009 17:14 404.Delirium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


I always check. ALWAYS. Once I just tore off the cardboard roll and used that, and another time I reached under into the neighboring stall to grab some and found out that there was someone there when I accidentally grabbed their leg.

hahahahahaha

One time I had to wipe with a business card from my wallet. Now I check every time.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 13 2009 08:24 GMT
#13
HOW COULD YOU


seriously, I've done tons of retarded shit a few years ago. Basically it was illegal stuff, I'm too ashamed to even confess it here
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 08:30:02
June 13 2009 08:25 GMT
#14
On June 13 2009 17:24 minus_human wrote:
HOW COULD YOU


seriously, I've done tons of retarded shit a few years ago. Basically it was illegal stuff, I'm too ashamed to even confess it here

its ok dude.. nobodys gona say shit or instant ban? I hope?

Edit rofl :

I went into a school dance and when their were these fucking wannabe- ghetto girls doing " tha stanky leg " me and my friends got lots of punch and put it at random wannabe-ghetto dance places,we got at least 20% of those girls mad lol, it was all fun until the fucking cops came.

That was a run-on sentence because I wanted to fit all that in :O.
No no no no its not mine!
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 08:27:15
June 13 2009 08:25 GMT
#15
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.

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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 13 2009 08:26 GMT
#16
Idk, there was that one time that a guy admitted to hitting homeless people for laughs and afaik he doesn't post anymore because everybody hated him for it.

Doubt what you did was that bad, just saying be careful. (and don't hit homeless people)
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 13 2009 08:30 GMT
#17
I once grabbed a girl's purse right from her hand in the street
Her gigantic skinnyhead boyfriend was right beside her, but never managed catch me since it was night and I knew the area better than him


I stole a car with a buddy. By some really weird coincidence, the police managed to figure us out by the next morning, but I think it was for the better..
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 08:34:46
June 13 2009 08:32 GMT
#18
I was up for a tennis match some time ago and i found a female partner to play with me. She was going 4-0 in the first set then i got pissed and started whining like a pussy that my leg hurts me and i can't play.

Edit: wow that nickname really gets you minus-human. Wtf is up with stealing, are you gipsy or what?
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 13 2009 08:33 GMT
#19
Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 13 2009 08:35 GMT
#20
On June 13 2009 17:33 VIB wrote:
Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off.

Awwwwwww

...I guess.
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