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Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
June 13 2009 14:10 GMT
#81
When I first came I was horrified and didn't have the courage to masturbate again for weeks.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
June 13 2009 14:21 GMT
#82
I secretly covet my neighbor's goods. And by that I mean his extremely hot daughter, whom I've been friends with since before I knew where to stick it.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
no_comprender
Profile Joined April 2009
Australia91 Posts
June 13 2009 14:36 GMT
#83
there's a promotion for mars bars going on now where you have a 1/6 chance of winning a free bar. i'm hopelessly addicted to the sugar/gambling combination (7-11 2 minute walk from my apartment). sickest thing is i'm running really bad, i had a 11bar downswing which had me life tilted for days
~2000 iccup z player, msg if you want to have a few games
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 13 2009 14:45 GMT
#84
I play with every possible item and go through all the cabinets to see what they have whenever I'm in the patients room for a checkup.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 13 2009 14:47 GMT
#85
I've also masturbated in an air plane multiple times.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
June 13 2009 14:55 GMT
#86
...I'm addicted to Taylor Swift...
Liquid | SKT
noddyz
Profile Joined October 2008
United Kingdom462 Posts
June 13 2009 14:56 GMT
#87
On June 13 2009 23:10 Last.Midnight wrote:
When I first came I was horrified and didn't have the courage to masturbate again for weeks.


When i first came it took me so long i hurt my arm and didn't have the strength to get there again for weeks.
?
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
June 13 2009 15:00 GMT
#88
i've stolen erasers before from a store in front of my elementary school in korea... i was 7 and thye looked so cool....

me my my friends always BM on US East because we don't believe those nubs deserve anything better. If some1 goes gg and doesn't leave in 10 sec or less i always scan his base and just send all my scv's to kill his workers/builngs
ggyo...
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
June 13 2009 15:04 GMT
#89
On June 14 2009 00:00 R3condite wrote:
i've stolen erasers before from a store in front of my elementary school in korea... i was 7 and thye looked so cool....

me my my friends always BM on US East because we don't believe those nubs deserve anything better. If some1 goes gg and doesn't leave in 10 sec or less i always scan his base and just send all my scv's to kill his workers/builngs

LOL I am always gm in words, but sometimes I'll like stove...
Liquid | SKT
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
June 13 2009 15:11 GMT
#90
On June 14 2009 00:04 DamageControL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 00:00 R3condite wrote:
i've stolen erasers before from a store in front of my elementary school in korea... i was 7 and thye looked so cool....

me my my friends always BM on US East because we don't believe those nubs deserve anything better. If some1 goes gg and doesn't leave in 10 sec or less i always scan his base and just send all my scv's to kill his workers/builngs

LOL I am always gm in words, but sometimes I'll like stove...

nvr stove cus players like me will own u then proceed to BM rofl

oh i have another one...

I've gotten hard from watching/playing sc b4, i mean like HARD and not just once... a few times
ggyo...
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 15:20:34
June 13 2009 15:15 GMT
#91
When I was in 3rd grade, I farted like a motherfucker and when I realized the horrific smell and a few ppl starting to act uncomfortable I spoke out and blamed it on a fat kid that just came into our school that year.

Then the teacher gave him (and the entire class) a lecture about manner and how there are things that you can't do in school. I felt a bit guilty, but not that much.

When I was in 7th grade, I was the only student from my school travelling 200+ km by bus with my programming teacher(qbasic) to compete in national championship. We sat next to each other in the bus, and even tho she's not model-looking, I was attracted to her, and I got a hard-on that just wouldn't go away. I was wearing shorts (summertime) so I had to press it down with my hands all the while trying to look like it's a normal pose. I don't think she noticed.
I finished 3rd in the competition.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 13 2009 15:18 GMT
#92
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.


are you actually a lemon?
UNFUCK YOURSELF
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
June 13 2009 15:25 GMT
#93
On June 13 2009 18:37 AltaiR_ wrote:
Regular milk is better.
+ Show Spoiler +
OHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Orange juice is better.

confession: I am a xenophile, I wish I was an American living in Japan, I'd be in heaven, I am attracted to cute japanese girls more than to beautiful girls probably because of anime fetishes.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 15:26:03
June 13 2009 15:25 GMT
#94
On June 14 2009 00:11 R3condite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 00:04 DamageControL wrote:
On June 14 2009 00:00 R3condite wrote:
i've stolen erasers before from a store in front of my elementary school in korea... i was 7 and thye looked so cool....

me my my friends always BM on US East because we don't believe those nubs deserve anything better. If some1 goes gg and doesn't leave in 10 sec or less i always scan his base and just send all my scv's to kill his workers/builngs

LOL I am always gm in words, but sometimes I'll like stove...

nvr stove cus players like me will own u then proceed to BM rofl

oh i have another one...

I've gotten hard from watching/playing sc b4, i mean like HARD and not just once... a few times

If they BM I rj and own them.
EDIT: I do this in obs games.
Liquid | SKT
KaRnaGe[cF]
Profile Joined September 2007
United States355 Posts
June 13 2009 15:33 GMT
#95
I'm going to cry when i put away my Broodwar CD to install Starcraft 2.
"We must remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school." - Athenian General Thucydides Quantum Gaming
Ronald_McD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada807 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 15:36:46
June 13 2009 15:35 GMT
#96
I'm going to the doctor today in hopes of being prescribed anti-depressants.

It's 8:33am, I've been awake since this time yesterday.

I like coffee.

OH. One more.

I've had sex in a graveyard.
FUCKING GAY LAGS
ccou
Profile Joined December 2008
United States681 Posts
June 13 2009 15:41 GMT
#97
One of the few things that I got out of an engineering degree was a nervous habit of constantly clipping my fingernails.
Wake up Mr. B!
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
June 13 2009 15:45 GMT
#98
My eyes start crying when a bw game is getting intense. I dont really know if i dont blink or if its just the effort but bw is certainly the only game/sport that makes me do that.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
June 13 2009 15:46 GMT
#99
I have horrible attachment issues with girls and specifically do not interact with many of them due to such reasons, although I will focus on specific ones I am very confident about (as I'm doing now).
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 15:57:26
June 13 2009 15:51 GMT
#100
I've had starcraft since 1998 and I'm D.
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