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h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
June 13 2009 15:54 GMT
#101
I troll people in real life, for example telling them the wrong direction when they ask.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
June 13 2009 15:56 GMT
#102
On June 13 2009 17:32 Pika Chu wrote:
Edit: wow that nickname really gets you minus-human. Wtf is up with stealing, are you gipsy or what?


My confession: I think you're by far the biggest retard in this thread.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Cobalt
Profile Joined April 2008
United States441 Posts
June 13 2009 16:01 GMT
#103
In middle school, I typed over one hundred pages of sexual fantasy between me and the girl I liked. I never even told her I liked her.

I was one creepy motherfucker back then.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 13 2009 16:02 GMT
#104
When people ask for whole milk in their latte's, I just give them half and half; they continuously complement me on the awesome drinks.
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
June 13 2009 16:07 GMT
#105
I hold in my pee as long as I can because it feels better when it all comes rushing out.
dworn it -lz
ii.blitzkrieg
Profile Joined November 2006
Canada1122 Posts
June 13 2009 16:09 GMT
#106
I'm not looking forward to SC2.
iloveoov / Flash / Fantasy / Midas / Boxer -BW forever
SF-Fork
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Russian Federation1401 Posts
June 13 2009 16:11 GMT
#107
I actually TRIED once to fuck a teacher for grades, cause I was really lazy in that class.

P.S. Let's not show this thread to friends, family, law enforcers, etc...
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 16:14:27
June 13 2009 16:13 GMT
#108
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I am so wrecked right now.
Brood War for life
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 13 2009 16:16 GMT
#109
I am replying in this thread without reading any of the responses.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 13 2009 16:17 GMT
#110
On June 13 2009 18:20 p4NDemik wrote:
When I was like 11, I used to be part of a clan on B.net that did nothing but backstab fastest players.

Me too LOL
Peace~
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 16:33:54
June 13 2009 16:20 GMT
#111
Also, I'm better at SF4 than broodwar and I've been playing broodwar much longer
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9946 Posts
June 13 2009 16:31 GMT
#112
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks

you're not living up to confession thread expectations!
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
gchan
Profile Joined October 2007
United States654 Posts
June 13 2009 16:31 GMT
#113
On June 14 2009 01:07 hcliff454 wrote:
I hold in my pee as long as I can because it feels better when it all comes rushing out.


By the way, that puts you at a lot higher risk for urinary tract infection, kidney stones, and (I think) colon cancer.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
June 13 2009 16:32 GMT
#114
I once stole carrot seeds from my local K-Mart when I was 5. I slid them under my pants, and near my underwear.

I'm still ashamed of that.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
June 13 2009 16:33 GMT
#115
On June 14 2009 01:01 Cobalt wrote:
In middle school, I typed over one hundred pages of sexual fantasy between me and the girl I liked. I never even told her I liked her.

I was one creepy motherfucker back then.


LOL.
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 16:41:35
June 13 2009 16:39 GMT
#116
I ate rat poison when I was 4, almost died if my mother didn't check the bag and ask me about that.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 13 2009 16:47 GMT
#117
On June 14 2009 01:39 ilj.psa wrote:
I ate rat poison when I was 4, almost died if my mother didn't check the bag and ask me about that.


Well now we're certain, you're not a rat.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
June 13 2009 16:56 GMT
#118
I watch more sc than i play and am D-
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 13 2009 16:57 GMT
#119
On June 14 2009 01:47 FirstBorn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 01:39 ilj.psa wrote:
I ate rat poison when I was 4, almost died if my mother didn't check the bag and ask me about that.


Well now we're certain, you're not a rat.

Hoping being young would build me a rat-poison immune system privileges in the next years. I was wrong. My reasoning sucked when I had 4
lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
June 13 2009 17:00 GMT
#120
Last time I had sex I came after 3 seconds.
Flying Tushin!!
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