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ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
June 13 2009 17:01 GMT
#121
I had sex with my brothers ex girlfriend a week after they had broken up. She was too hot to let go to waste. Not only that my brother didn't care; he only had her for pussy. Lol.
Life?
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
June 13 2009 17:11 GMT
#122
Well i rage hard over starcraft when i lose.

Ive dreamed of fucking this girl ive never talked too for like ages.

And! I once pretended to be drunk so i could grab this girls tits..

+ Show Spoiler +
i learned she stuffs
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
June 13 2009 17:13 GMT
#123
On June 13 2009 23:08 Hasse wrote:
When I was 10 I was so proud cause I was the only guy in my class who had had an Orgasm.

It took me 1½ to realize all I did was pee ;<

This is so classic...LOL
✌
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
June 13 2009 17:19 GMT
#124
While this window is still open :

I torrent shit and dont seed. im such a bad person T_T
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Shivaz
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1783 Posts
June 13 2009 17:26 GMT
#125
On June 14 2009 02:19 arb wrote:
While this window is still open :

I torrent shit and dont seed. im such a bad person T_T


How can you live with yourself.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
June 13 2009 17:43 GMT
#126
I've done just about every illicit drug there is, including heroin and methamphetamine.
U Gotta Skate.
Methos
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States206 Posts
June 13 2009 17:43 GMT
#127
On June 14 2009 02:19 arb wrote:
While this window is still open :

I torrent shit and dont seed. im such a bad person T_T


Way worse than anything else you mentioned before.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
June 13 2009 17:46 GMT
#128
I took a shit in the girls bathroom once because the guys bathroom was out of order.
Life?
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 18:10:20
June 13 2009 18:00 GMT
#129
As a kid we broke into a brand new-built apartment complex and broke all the windows.

Again with the same friend we broke into a police-officers house so he could leave a rose for the cops daughter. lol

I once farted in class and blamed the guy sitting next to me. He was made fun of for the rest of the school year.

I once couldnt be asked to go to the toilet and just peed over my neighbours fence into their garden.

I've taken a shit in Vouliagmenis avenue, one of the most busy streets in Athens.

I almost beat up one guy in an internet cafe (Bits and Bytes in Athens/Greece) cauz he banned me from a CounterStrike server. What was I thinking?
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
June 13 2009 18:12 GMT
#130
One time at a lecture this really fat dude was ascending the stairs, but he slipped and rolled to the floor, fat jiggling all the way. I chuckled inside.
xiaofan
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States513 Posts
June 13 2009 18:14 GMT
#131
I tried playing Starcraft with my penis.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 13 2009 18:18 GMT
#132
I'm gunna do something really bad soon, I know I shouldn't but I can't help myself.
why so 진지해?
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 18:46:25
June 13 2009 18:42 GMT
#133
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks

how do you break a mousepad.....

once i poured a snack condiment (which was probably all MSG) on a snail and after that i'm sworn off killing snails =(
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
June 13 2009 18:47 GMT
#134
On June 14 2009 03:18 Rekrul wrote:
I'm gunna do something really bad soon, I know I shouldn't but I can't help myself.


More.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 13 2009 18:49 GMT
#135
I once killed a man.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
June 13 2009 18:50 GMT
#136
I shot a man in Reno.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
June 13 2009 18:54 GMT
#137
On June 14 2009 03:50 Ellis wrote:
I shot a man in Reno.

Just to watch him die?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 13 2009 18:58 GMT
#138
On June 14 2009 03:54 Jyvblamo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 03:50 Ellis wrote:
I shot a man in Reno.

Just to watch him die?


When you hear that whistle blowing do you hang yourself and cry?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 13 2009 19:04 GMT
#139
On June 14 2009 03:49 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I once killed a man.


I'm calling your bluff.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
June 13 2009 19:16 GMT
#140
On June 14 2009 02:01 ShoCkeyy wrote:
I had sex with my brothers ex girlfriend a week after they had broken up. She was too hot to let go to waste. Not only that my brother didn't care; he only had her for pussy. Lol.


lol that is just rugged!
Brood War for life
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