i've never done any drug, never smoked anything and only drank alcohol once in my 21 years.

I'm the only musically talented member of my family other than my grandfather.

I once floored a friend of mine with a punch to the gut for mispronouncing a word (lol, overreacted much).

I seriously believe life is pointless...well purposeless is a better way to put it.

I first got off in my life (involuntarily) to porn with an elf chick.

ultramagnetics

Poland215 Posts

June 13 2009 21:27 GMT

#168

hehe, i wasn't on drugs and I'm not gay, but if somebody told me the same story and insisted that he wasn't gay, I probably wouldn't believe him. So I'm not offended if you make the obvious conclusion, even though it isn't true

SonuvBob

Aiur21549 Posts

June 13 2009 21:29 GMT

#169

I've never seen a car in my life.

Also, I like overusing stupid inside jokes.

AttackZerg

United States7465 Posts

June 13 2009 21:30 GMT

#170

When I was 18 years old I was at a new years party and quick back story my name is Gary, I met a 28 year old women named julia, her husbands name was Gary, it also turns out her son(2or 3 years old I think) name was Gary as was her father, I after I found all this out I said "My name is gary, so I'm pretty much in right" and I ended up fucking her that night while he husband slept upstairs with little gary and then proceed to fuck her for the rest of my senior year , eventually breaking up their marriage although I never dated her in anyway I just fucked her.

I'm not embarrassed by this at all, I just couldn't think of something I was willing to share

AlTheCake

Canada1071 Posts

June 13 2009 21:36 GMT

#171

I can't muster up the strength to tell anyone directly related to me that I'm gay.

I have a major crush on this guy in all of my classes. I go on his facebook and masturbate to his pictures. I barely talk to him and the only time he talks to me is when he needs help with his work.

I wish I could actually talk to him or vice versa ;-;

AttackZerg

United States7465 Posts

June 13 2009 21:38 GMT

#172

On June 14 2009 06:36 AlTheCake wrote:
I have a major crush on this guy in all of my classes. I go on his facebook and masturbate to his pictures. I barely talk to him and the only time he talks to me is when he needs help with his work.

I wish I could actually talk to him or vice versa ;-;

that sounds painfull.

Find out if he is even possibly gay and if so totally try and hit it man. Don't let some guy make you feel that way!

B1nary

Canada1267 Posts

June 13 2009 21:42 GMT

#173

I haven't been watching very many VODs recently... because I only watch games where Bisu loses.

cgrinker

United States3824 Posts

June 13 2009 21:46 GMT

#174

On June 14 2009 00:51 Ellis wrote:
I've had starcraft since 1998 and I'm D.

Ditto.

cgrinker

United States3824 Posts

June 13 2009 21:49 GMT

#175

I just checked every light switch in my old room (back home now) because I couldn't figure out why my power strip couldn't turn on Turns out I had t flip the switch on the strip.

My rebound from my ex girlfriend was my ex before the current ex girlfriend.