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Tenma
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada93 Posts
June 13 2009 22:10 GMT
#181
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.

no fucking way!!!
YOU LIED TO ME!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11577 Posts
June 13 2009 22:17 GMT
#182
the only professional starcraft game I ever watched was NaDa vs Anytime finals a few years ago.

I have seen less than 10 VOD's my entire life.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 22:25:01
June 13 2009 22:21 GMT
#183
On June 14 2009 00:45 Cloud wrote:
My eyes start crying when a bw game is getting intense. I dont really know if i dont blink or if its just the effort but bw is certainly the only game/sport that makes me do that.

Yeah that happens to me too, I think I forget to blink...

On June 14 2009 01:09 ii.blitzkrieg wrote:
I'm not looking forward to SC2.

Same here, I'll give it a shot but I just don't think it will be the same and I have doubts about it being anywhere near as good as BW for e-sports.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
June 13 2009 22:25 GMT
#184
when i had sex with my gf @ her place, i wash my dick in the sink and dry it with the towel for the face
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 13 2009 22:28 GMT
#185
On June 14 2009 07:25 MasterReY wrote:
when i had sex with my gf @ her place, i wash my dick in the sink and dry it with the towel for the face


Damn nice bro.
When I jacked off at this one girls crib while she was sleeping I washed my dick because of some excess residue and then dried it by using her towel.
No no no no its not mine!
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
June 13 2009 22:29 GMT
#186
i have never liked myself as much as i do now, after dropping out of a super nerdy degree at college and pursuing music. i tell my parents and friends that i plan to go back and finish because it's obviously the smart thing to do but i have no intention of doing that whatsoever.
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
June 13 2009 22:30 GMT
#187
I drink 2 liters of milk every day.
QQplay
Profile Joined February 2009
United States229 Posts
June 13 2009 22:32 GMT
#188
On June 14 2009 01:02 n.DieJokes wrote:
When people ask for whole milk in their latte's, I just give them half and half; they continuously complement me on the awesome drinks.


Lol, what half and half are you talking about?

When I first started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, I had a crappy deck and lost a lot so I started to ask people if I could see their cards. I jacked some of their good cards and built an awesome epic deck. Some friend asked if he could borrow my cards to play for a tournament or something, he said he lost it somewhere but I know I was jacked. This experience has helped me in finishing Fallout 3.
QQplay
Profile Joined February 2009
United States229 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 22:33:28
June 13 2009 22:32 GMT
#189
Whoops double post... delete this please.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 13 2009 22:34 GMT
#190
On June 14 2009 06:30 AttackZerg wrote:
When I was 18 years old I was at a new years party and quick back story my name is Gary, I met a 28 year old women named julia, her husbands name was Gary, it also turns out her son(2or 3 years old I think) name was Gary as was her father, I after I found all this out I said "My name is gary, so I'm pretty much in right" and I ended up fucking her that night while he husband slept upstairs with little gary and then proceed to fuck her for the rest of my senior year , eventually breaking up their marriage although I never dated her in anyway I just fucked her.

I'm not embarrassed by this at all, I just couldn't think of something I was willing to share .

pics?
Tenma
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada93 Posts
June 13 2009 22:34 GMT
#191
On June 14 2009 06:29 SonuvBob wrote:
I've never seen a car in my life.

Also, I like overusing stupid inside jokes.

what......
Tenma
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada93 Posts
June 13 2009 22:35 GMT
#192
On June 14 2009 07:25 MasterReY wrote:
when i had sex with my gf @ her place, i wash my dick in the sink and dry it with the towel for the face

OMFG ME TOO
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
June 13 2009 22:36 GMT
#193
I've invested pretty much all of my savings into an extremely risky business. Sadly, it's not the business from the movie Risky Business.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
Tenma
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada93 Posts
June 13 2009 22:37 GMT
#194
On June 14 2009 07:30 MadNeSs wrote:
I drink 2 liters of milk every day.

your bones must be steel
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24673 Posts
June 13 2009 22:39 GMT
#195
On June 14 2009 07:29 intrigue wrote:
i have never liked myself as much as i do now, after dropping out of a super nerdy degree at college and pursuing music. i tell my parents and friends that i plan to go back and finish because it's obviously the smart thing to do but i have no intention of doing that whatsoever.

Out of curiosity how do you keep yourself alive? Food? Shelter? How?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 13 2009 22:42 GMT
#196
On June 14 2009 07:39 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 07:29 intrigue wrote:
i have never liked myself as much as i do now, after dropping out of a super nerdy degree at college and pursuing music. i tell my parents and friends that i plan to go back and finish because it's obviously the smart thing to do but i have no intention of doing that whatsoever.

Out of curiosity how do you keep yourself alive? Food? Shelter? How?


I'm guessing he has this thing called a job.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
June 13 2009 22:46 GMT
#197
On June 14 2009 07:17 CaucasianAsian wrote:
the only professional starcraft game I ever watched was NaDa vs Anytime finals a few years ago.

I have seen less than 10 VOD's my entire life.


Lol, 4783 posts and only seen one pro game?

Ha ha.

My confession: For every ICCUP game I play, I play one game of Sunken D. lol.
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
Tenma
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada93 Posts
June 13 2009 22:46 GMT
#198
On June 14 2009 05:27 poilord wrote:
I recorded a friend showing me her boobs on Skype for future masturbatory purposes :O

Good thing I did.

you should totally rapid share that shit
Tenma
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada93 Posts
June 13 2009 22:48 GMT
#199
On June 13 2009 18:18 Etherone wrote:
i've robbed motorcycles for joy rides, with friends, we returned them with no gas.

I'm better at Sf4 and cod 4 than i am at SC:BW, ( and i am pretty bad at sf4)

I've refused to have sex with GF because i couldn't stand looking at her in bed she reminded me too much of my EX . T.T


paper bag princess?
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
June 13 2009 22:50 GMT
#200
I prefer softcore porn over hardcore
Running is the essence of battle
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