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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 19:34:49
June 13 2009 19:32 GMT
#141
I'm a lot nicer to my 11 year old sister than I am to my 7 year old brother, but will often be mean to my sister so I don't have to be nice to my brother when he's there.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 13 2009 20:02 GMT
#142
I sometimes think I am cool when I have a Razer mouse. No one else does.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
June 13 2009 20:02 GMT
#143
For years i said starcraft on the n64 is better than the one on PC.

Then i played the PC version
meow
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 13 2009 20:12 GMT
#144
On June 14 2009 02:43 ghermination wrote:
I've done just about every illicit drug there is, including heroin and methamphetamine.


Nice, mine :

Ive only tried weed,dxm, and alcohol.

Non drug related confession :

I made a bad ass thread.
No no no no its not mine!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 13 2009 20:20 GMT
#145
On June 14 2009 04:04 FirstBorn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 03:49 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I once killed a man.


I'm calling your bluff.

I'm All In.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
feathers
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States236 Posts
June 13 2009 20:23 GMT
#146
me and my friends did a fat burn out on the school's lawn after we had just got back from a strip club.
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
June 13 2009 20:23 GMT
#147
I've played more WC3 than BW
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
June 13 2009 20:24 GMT
#148
Last night when i was watching the stanley cup playoff game i got so excited at a goal that i spilled my pitcher all over myself. The goal was a replay. I did this in front of 5 girls.
roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 13 2009 20:26 GMT
#149
On June 14 2009 05:23 disciple wrote:
I've played more WC3 than BW

poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
June 13 2009 20:27 GMT
#150
I recorded a friend showing me her boobs on Skype for future masturbatory purposes :O

Good thing I did.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 13 2009 20:49 GMT
#151
On June 14 2009 03:18 Rekrul wrote:
I'm gunna do something really bad soon, I know I shouldn't but I can't help myself.


i was waiting for something like this.

also mods should step up we need drama and dirt. you can literally hold this thread over half our heads for years to come, we need the mods to be compromised as well ^ ^
ultramagnetics
Profile Joined March 2009
Poland215 Posts
June 13 2009 20:57 GMT
#152
I pee out of my living room window probably about 90% of the time because my bathroom is in the basement.
ProwL
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States56 Posts
June 13 2009 20:57 GMT
#153
My biggest childhood crush turned out to be my cousin. FML.
Live by respect, die with honor.
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
June 13 2009 21:02 GMT
#154
On June 14 2009 05:26 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 05:23 disciple wrote:
I've played more WC3 than BW


well I've played a lot of WC3 back in the day, but I didn't liked in what direction blizzard balanced the game, I stopped playing after I think 1,16 came out not sure thou
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
ultramagnetics
Profile Joined March 2009
Poland215 Posts
June 13 2009 21:02 GMT
#155
I got a bj from an older man even though I'm 100% straight (the bj didn't work and I didn't even get hard... At the time, I strongly believed that almost any experience that doesn't kill me will make me better).
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
June 13 2009 21:04 GMT
#156
On June 14 2009 06:02 ultramagnetics wrote:
I got a bj from an older man even though I'm 100% straight (the bj didn't work and I didn't even get hard... At the time, I strongly believed that almost any experience that doesn't kill me will make me better).

Something doesnt add up here...
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
June 13 2009 21:06 GMT
#157
i've stolen those bead chains off of department store keychains because i wanted to combine them all into one giant chain and uhh...that was the extent of my plan. I was maybe 12?
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
June 13 2009 21:07 GMT
#158
On June 14 2009 01:02 n.DieJokes wrote:
When people ask for whole milk in their latte's, I just give them half and half; they continuously complement me on the awesome drinks.

lols, just awesome

after all my friends told me i could not lick my own elbow i licked my own elbow and ended up straining my muscles, haha
ggyo...
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
June 13 2009 21:08 GMT
#159
On June 13 2009 17:14 404.Delirium wrote:
found out that there was someone there when I accidentally grabbed their leg.

Why are you using the (non-existent) gender neutral pronoun? Not sure if you were in the male or female restroom?
Kenny
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States678 Posts
June 13 2009 21:08 GMT
#160
On June 14 2009 06:02 ultramagnetics wrote:
I got a bj from an older man even though I'm 100% straight (the bj didn't work and I didn't even get hard... At the time, I strongly believed that almost any experience that doesn't kill me will make me better).


Drugs are bad mmkayyy
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