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foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
June 14 2009 00:06 GMT
#221
On June 14 2009 08:02 Bub wrote:
When I was about 8 I fingered a 16 yr chick. She was asleep.

Hahaha.

I'm incredibly vindictive.
觀過斯知仁矣.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
June 14 2009 00:06 GMT
#222
I just wasted like 20-30 minutes reading all the posts in this thread when I should be studying.
Kang Min Fighting!
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 14 2009 00:10 GMT
#223
On June 14 2009 09:06 GrayArea wrote:
I just wasted like 20-30 minutes reading all the posts in this thread when I should be studying.

me too. I have two fuckin hard exams on Tuesday that i missed the last two weeks of, and haven't written any notes for all year. Not sure if i should accept i'm skrewed or not...
100% Pure.
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
June 14 2009 00:11 GMT
#224
On June 14 2009 09:10 Tyraz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 09:06 GrayArea wrote:
I just wasted like 20-30 minutes reading all the posts in this thread when I should be studying.

me too. I have two fuckin hard exams on Tuesday that i missed the last two weeks of, and haven't written any notes for all year. Not sure if i should accept i'm skrewed or not...

TL is a hell of a drug
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
June 14 2009 00:13 GMT
#225
I never returned my high school golf bag. I never paid for the shirt my senior year either.
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
June 14 2009 00:13 GMT
#226
I find huge majority of people I hang out with stupid, boring and limited.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 14 2009 00:23 GMT
#227
I've never played on IcCup.
I've never been drunk (took a sip of alcohol when I was 8).
I've never used any drugs ^besides that.
I think challenging math is fun.
I've watched more science channel than my friends have american idol+so you think you can dance+America's got talent.
The first time I really cheated on something, I told on myself.
I try to only like one girl at a time and act apathetic to most others.
I think about multiple girls though, cuz attention is nice...
I have never lied.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 00:25:29
June 14 2009 00:25 GMT
#228
On June 14 2009 09:23 obesechicken13 wrote:
I've never played on IcCup.
I've never been drunk (took a sip of alcohol when I was 8).
I've never used any drugs ^besides that.
I think challenging math is fun.
I've watched more science channel than my friends have american idol+so you think you can dance+America's got talent.
The first time I really cheated on something, I told on myself.
I try to only like one girl at a time and act apathetic to most others.
I think about multiple girls though, cuz attention is nice...
I have never lied.


omg me too!

edit: wait not all of it i guess
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
June 14 2009 00:27 GMT
#229
I cried when Ash turned to stone because he ran into the middle of Mewtwo and Mew's battle, and Pikachu kept thunderbolting him, hoping he would wake up.
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 14 2009 00:27 GMT
#230
Oh man... There's too many horrible things to just choose one.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
June 14 2009 00:29 GMT
#231
On June 14 2009 08:20 Resonance wrote:
I get really fucking irritated when people respond with "pwned" or "owned" after I tell them something bad that happened to me. Usually only happens with people 3 years younger than me but still.


pwned
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24812 Posts
June 14 2009 00:32 GMT
#232
On June 14 2009 07:39 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 07:29 intrigue wrote:
i have never liked myself as much as i do now, after dropping out of a super nerdy degree at college and pursuing music. i tell my parents and friends that i plan to go back and finish because it's obviously the smart thing to do but i have no intention of doing that whatsoever.

Out of curiosity how do you keep yourself alive? Food? Shelter? How?

I ask because I remember hearing that he didn't.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
sperY
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Serbia444 Posts
June 14 2009 00:32 GMT
#233
I somehow identify with House in his misery.

Easily get depressed.

Always looked at myself as decent player, even though i've never reached C. And im a protoss...
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
June 14 2009 00:33 GMT
#234
On June 14 2009 06:29 SonuvBob wrote:
I've never seen a car in my life.

Also, I like overusing stupid inside jokes.

//////M
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 14 2009 00:33 GMT
#235
On June 13 2009 17:38 PH wrote:
I'm Korean.

I'm D.

I haven't eaten rice in more than three weeks.

blasphemy?

before i went to work today i masturbated, it was awesome.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 14 2009 00:35 GMT
#236
On June 14 2009 09:27 OmgIRok wrote:
I cried when Ash turned to stone because he ran into the middle of Mewtwo and Mew's battle, and Pikachu kept thunderbolting him, hoping he would wake up.

ROFL LMAO. i cried too. i was sad, and i felt that mewtwo was a sucky pokemon and psyduck wouldve raped him easily.
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
June 14 2009 00:38 GMT
#237
+ Show Spoiler +
all those girls i have talked to on the internet when i was 13 may have not been girls.........
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 14 2009 00:39 GMT
#238
I have often contemplated when Raithed would finally be perm-banned.
Peace~
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
June 14 2009 00:41 GMT
#239
About a month after I broke up with my girlfriend I began fooling around and had sex with her one more time simply because I was horny; officially, we hated each other.
Hellions are my homeboys
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 14 2009 00:51 GMT
#240
On June 14 2009 09:41 caldo149 wrote:
About a month after I broke up with my girlfriend I began fooling around and had sex with her one more time simply because I was horny; officially, we hated each other.

My friend cheated on his current girlfriend with his ex; his ex was engaged at that point.
Peace~
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