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On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean. 
Perhaps you will moderately enjoy this neutral comment.
On June 14 2009 07:58 Etherone wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 07:48 Tenma wrote:On June 13 2009 18:18 Etherone wrote:
i've robbed motorcycles for joy rides, with friends, we returned them with no gas.
I'm better at Sf4 and cod 4 than i am at SC:BW, ( and i am pretty bad at sf4)
I've refused to have sex with GF because i couldn't stand looking at her in bed she reminded me too much of my EX . T.T
paper bag princess? nah something very emo, she was like an 8/10. this girl broke up with me once the first time i went over to her house, we were making out etc, and my eyes started to water immensely. she thought i was crying and asked me what was wrong "Nothing" i replied. she flips out how she doesn't need my F'ed up emotional shit. turns out I'm allergic to cats.
Sorry but that's really funny. :p
On June 14 2009 07:34 Tenma wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 06:29 SonuvBob wrote:
I've never seen a car in my life.
Also, I like overusing stupid inside jokes. what......
Exactly.
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I've attempted to kill myself 3 times. All 3 times I brought a bottle of wine and one of those large bottles of Tylenol to my attic and downed as many as I could (about 30 each time). No idea how I'm still alive.
I have 3-4 warrants out for my arrest.
I've recently got academically dismissed from my University but have yet to tell my mom.
I pee into empty bottles (2 liters mostly) and have a shitload in my room filled with piss.
EFF MY LIFE
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Just got too much of a sweeth tooth for that crack huh?
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On June 14 2009 09:55 CrackKillz wrote:I've attempted to kill myself 3 times. All 3 times I brought a bottle of wine and one of those large bottles of Tylenol to my attic and downed as many as I could (about 30 each time). No idea how I'm still alive. I have 3-4 warrants out for my arrest. I've recently got academically dismissed from my University but have yet to tell my mom. I pee into empty bottles (2 liters mostly) and have a shitload in my room filled with piss. EFF MY LIFE
Because that should cause you to have stomach failure at worst, which isn't immediately lethal and all they have to do is pump your stomach. If you really wanted to die you'd do something more direct, and not just for attention/self-pity.
Throw the bottles of piss off tall buildings, it's what my friend did.
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On June 14 2009 09:51 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 09:41 caldo149 wrote:
About a month after I broke up with my girlfriend I began fooling around and had sex with her one more time simply because I was horny; officially, we hated each other. My friend cheated on his current girlfriend with his ex; his ex was engaged at that point.
Another one.
+ Show Spoiler +Is the topper another archetype of trollhood? How could you miss it?
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Live2Win
United States6657 Posts
On June 14 2009 09:35 Raithed wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 09:27 OmgIRok wrote:
I cried when Ash turned to stone because he ran into the middle of Mewtwo and Mew's battle, and Pikachu kept thunderbolting him, hoping he would wake up. ROFL LMAO. i cried too. i was sad, and i felt that mewtwo was a sucky pokemon and psyduck wouldve raped him easily.
OH GOD I'M NOT ALONE
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On June 14 2009 10:14 Live2Win wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 09:35 Raithed wrote:On June 14 2009 09:27 OmgIRok wrote:
I cried when Ash turned to stone because he ran into the middle of Mewtwo and Mew's battle, and Pikachu kept thunderbolting him, hoping he would wake up. ROFL LMAO. i cried too. i was sad, and i felt that mewtwo was a sucky pokemon and psyduck wouldve raped him easily. OH GOD I'M NOT ALONE
I've never seen this
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I still believe Anytime was more deserving of the OSL title than NaDa when he won the golden mouse. I like to convince myself that Arkanoid played a big role.
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I haven't played BW in 2 years or followed the Pro scene since Yellow basically went into oblivion.
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On June 14 2009 10:21 Hurricane wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 10:14 Live2Win wrote:On June 14 2009 09:35 Raithed wrote:On June 14 2009 09:27 OmgIRok wrote:
I cried when Ash turned to stone because he ran into the middle of Mewtwo and Mew's battle, and Pikachu kept thunderbolting him, hoping he would wake up. ROFL LMAO. i cried too. i was sad, and i felt that mewtwo was a sucky pokemon and psyduck wouldve raped him easily. OH GOD I'M NOT ALONE I've never seen this
From pokemon the first movie, I too, cried during that part.
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On June 14 2009 08:02 Bub wrote:
When I was about 8 I fingered a 16 yr chick. She was asleep.
this is the epitome of balls
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When I was young I had fantasies about Link. I then later found out he was a guy and I shudder to this day
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On June 13 2009 22:37 ThePhan2m wrote:
I'm 22 and a virgin, and I dont give a shit.
I'm 24 and a virgin, and I wish I wasn't.
I'm an atheist.
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United States24812 Posts
On June 14 2009 10:31 Racenilatr wrote:
I like to play Protoss
Haha oh god...
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I always say that i don't think i am more intelligent than anyone else even though i totally think i am.
I tried to kill myself once (seriously thought i would kill myself, i can be quite dumb) but failed. I never admitted this to anyone, and lie about the scar.
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I tasted my cum once to see if that joke about it being sweet was true.
Conclusion? Not really.
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I'm addicted to yogurt. If i start eating, i can't stop. I can sometimes eat like 50 at a time, then go crazy because there's no more. ROFL.
I haven't eaten yogurt in 3 years.
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I'm not actually a computer.
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hrm is this the only thread where you can post one-liner's all you want without getting banned?
mine is I never really have a best friend and I blame it on moving away from where I grew up in =(
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