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FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
June 14 2009 05:28 GMT
#281
On June 13 2009 18:24 Fen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:01 Clasic wrote:
I drink more water in one day than most people will drink in a week. I am, in fact, addicted to h2o.


Curiously how much water do you drink a day?

Confession 1
+ Show Spoiler +
When we were noob, my cousin and I used to host 3 player FFA games and pretend we didnt know each other. Of course when the game started, we allied together and stomped the third person.


Confession 2
+ Show Spoiler +
Sometimes we still lost



That happened to me the other day. I destroyed the two that teamed on me. They both proxy raxed near my main. I was going for 14 nexus. I saw the proxies and sent out like 4 probes, killed the SCVs before the raxes could finish (about 4 scvs total). They never finished the raxes before my zealots came. Pwndizzled.

They both DC'd.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 14 2009 05:30 GMT
#282
On June 14 2009 13:24 Mooga wrote:
I have 2 dormant troll accounts on this website with dynamic IPs.

Interesting that neither was created while you were banned.
Administrator
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
June 14 2009 05:35 GMT
#283
Now that I'm out of college and jobless, I have no idea what the hell I'm supposed to do with my life or how I'm going to find friends, let alone a girlfriend.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
June 14 2009 05:54 GMT
#284
On June 14 2009 14:30 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 13:24 Mooga wrote:
I have 2 dormant troll accounts on this website with dynamic IPs.

Interesting that neither was created while you were banned.


I create troll accounts preemptively
Xela
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada203 Posts
June 14 2009 06:00 GMT
#285
Over the past years, I stole the credit card of about every member of my family to buy shit on internet like WoW gold etc. I got caught 1 time by my parents with their card and almost got caught by my best friend's parents. I don't feel guilty because when you get your credit card stolen, the CC company pay for everything, so I never felt like stealing my own family. I probably bought for over 5000$ dollars over those years.


I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).


I have a fascination for handsome men but I'm not gay. I once spent 2 hours just browsing pictures of Robert Pattinson just cause I thought he look awesome, enjoying only the beauty of his face.

fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 14 2009 06:06 GMT
#286
^ WTF

You know how much actual useful shit you could get with $5000?
Peace~
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
June 14 2009 06:06 GMT
#287
I was once playing starcraft, and my ex gf started giving me a blow job. We had already fucked 3 times that day, so I couldn't really get it up and had to abandon my SC game to pull up some porn (She hates porn btw). The sound was off so she didn't hear the porn noises and I was able to get an errection and eventually fuck her while imagining what I wish I was fucking.
Live to win.
Xela
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada203 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 06:09:43
June 14 2009 06:09 GMT
#288
On June 14 2009 15:06 fanatacist wrote:
^ WTF

You know how much actual useful shit you could get with $5000?

Yea but buying real things with stolen credit cards augment the chances of being caught by 99% lol.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 14 2009 06:13 GMT
#289
On June 14 2009 15:09 Xela wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 15:06 fanatacist wrote:
^ WTF

You know how much actual useful shit you could get with $5000?

Yea but buying real things with stolen credit cards augment the chances of being caught by 99% lol.


Unless your fucking rich, do you realize how much 5,000$ is?..
ok no more criticizing.

I was once playing with my brother and we were wrestling and shit and he was naked cuz hes like 3, and when he jumped on me his balls landed str8 up into my face.
No no no no its not mine!
ultramagnetics
Profile Joined March 2009
Poland215 Posts
June 14 2009 06:16 GMT
#290
The only person who has ever beaten me up is my x-gf (multiple times).
SirKibbleX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States479 Posts
June 14 2009 06:32 GMT
#291
Shit, I still play M:tG about as much as I play Starcraft. I have a deck of 60 cards that is probably worth more than the average person's computer. The lands alone are probably around $200, all tolled. My whole collection is probably worth upwards of $2000

Also, I still fantasize about my ex, and even though I frequently hook up with girls, I usually don't pursue them because I don't think they'll live up to her. Ironically she wants me back pretty bad but we both know it won't work. Unfortunately I'm too afraid to ask her to just be a fuck buddy or something because I think it would ruin what little we still have...
Praemonitus, Praemunitus.
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
June 14 2009 06:34 GMT
#292
I used to think I'd write a novel, and have accumulated hundreds of pages of notes on characters/history/locations over the last four years. When it comes to the actual story, my prose is invariably awful. I get too demotivated to work on it further and wind up deleting it every time. Since improvement obviously comes from consistent effort, each writing session feels like vigorous masturbation that ends with blue balls.

I have spent in excess of a year of /played time between Everquest and WoW.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 14 2009 06:36 GMT
#293
On June 14 2009 15:32 SirKibbleX wrote:
Shit, I still play M:tG about as much as I play Starcraft. I have a deck of 60 cards that is probably worth more than the average person's computer. The lands alone are probably around $200, all tolled. My whole collection is probably worth upwards of $2000

Also, I still fantasize about my ex, and even though I frequently hook up with girls, I usually don't pursue them because I don't think they'll live up to her. Ironically she wants me back pretty bad but we both know it won't work. Unfortunately I'm too afraid to ask her to just be a fuck buddy or something because I think it would ruin what little we still have...


IMO ask her to be a fuck buddy.
No no no no its not mine!
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 07:07:36
June 14 2009 06:57 GMT
#294
I'm looking forward more to D3 than SC2...by alot.

I've been walked in on countless times while having sex but never whilst flying solo.

One of those times was at a house party where 90% of the people there saw me and my ex-gf naked, as I neglected to close the bedroom door.

Twice I've had neighbours knock on my ex-gfs bedroom wall because we(she) were being too 'loud'. Her neighbours were having a family/friends gathering in their backyard with hundreds of children present.

Good times.

Edit - family & friends.

"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
June 14 2009 07:04 GMT
#295
On June 14 2009 12:05 iloveHieu wrote:
hrm is this the only thread where you can post one-liner's all you want without getting banned?

mine is I never really have a best friend and I blame it on moving away from where I grew up in =(


you clearly haven't visited the dota thread, my friend

hmm
i actually hate the taste of soju, but pretend i like it when in korean company
but seriously, it's so inferior to just about everything else, taste-wise (now $-wise you can make a good argument for)
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
June 14 2009 07:06 GMT
#296
On June 14 2009 15:32 SirKibbleX wrote:
Shit, I still play M:tG about as much as I play Starcraft. I have a deck of 60 cards that is probably worth more than the average person's computer. The lands alone are probably around $200, all tolled. My whole collection is probably worth upwards of $2000

Also, I still fantasize about my ex, and even though I frequently hook up with girls, I usually don't pursue them because I don't think they'll live up to her. Ironically she wants me back pretty bad but we both know it won't work. Unfortunately I'm too afraid to ask her to just be a fuck buddy or something because I think it would ruin what little we still have...


why wont it work?
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
June 14 2009 07:06 GMT
#297
On June 14 2009 15:57 MaReK wrote:
Twice I've had neighbours knock on my ex-gfs bedroom wall because we(she) were being too 'loud'. Her neighbours were having a family gathering in their backyard with hundreds of children present.

Must be a large family. Either that or Catholic.
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 07:09:30
June 14 2009 07:09 GMT
#298
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.

Had sex with my friend [guy] once when I was like twelve.

BAM. I just won this thread [with fail].
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 07:15:46
June 14 2009 07:14 GMT
#299
I'm not really drowsy, I'm actually abnormally energetic and alert.

On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.

Had sex with my friend [guy] once when I was like twelve.

BAM. I just won this thread [with fail].



damn dude your confessions crush everyone elses. I don't even have shit remotely this bad to admit to.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 14 2009 07:17 GMT
#300
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



seriously?

woah
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