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So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
June 14 2009 08:38 GMT
#321
On June 14 2009 17:14 FabledIntegral wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.


Just out of curiosity, why is there nothing wrong with it..? No flaming or anything coming from me as that's a guideline, but ... yeah. If you don't want to answer it's cool.



I don't really have an opinion on what he and his sister did, even though I'm jokingly encouraging it. I personally wouldn't become involved with my sister (even if she was hot), but I'm not going to openly look down upon those who have do/experiment/whatever. I did all that shit with my next door neighbor when I was young (7-13), and my sister is 16 years older than me, so I could never fathom it.

Incest is a bit of a running joke between us, mainly because neither of us are uptight, and she doesn't give a damn about other when she's changing or whatever (you don't know how many times I've left a room to see her changing in the hall, or peeing with the door open). So we can joke about her being born in Louisiana, about how we're together last night, etc.., and it might get a shudder out of us, but we can take it for what it is.

Let me try to take all the filler crap out of that, and sum up my point:

I don't really care what others do within their families, though it's not an activity I would see myself participating in, I can jokingly (though forum goers wouldn't know that) encourage it.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 14 2009 09:01 GMT
#322
im gonna watch gom and fall asleep.
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
June 14 2009 09:02 GMT
#323
i think i just barfed
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 14 2009 09:03 GMT
#324
On June 14 2009 18:02 Live2Win wrote:
i think i just barfed

How is one unsure as to whether or not they just regurgitated?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 09:04:27
June 14 2009 09:03 GMT
#325
On June 14 2009 17:38 Etherone wrote:
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On June 14 2009 17:34 Mastermind wrote:
I lost my virginity to my brother's girlfriend.


wow, was she still with your brother?

things like this makes me glad my brother is gay

Ya, she was. She was actually my age and a friend of mine. We had hooked up a couple times in the past but she ended up dating my older brother for awhile. I had sex with her twice about 2 months apart. She was a really big slut. Everyone had a round with her eventually.
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 14 2009 09:09 GMT
#326
On June 14 2009 18:03 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 17:38 Etherone wrote:
On June 14 2009 17:34 Mastermind wrote:
I lost my virginity to my brother's girlfriend.


wow, was she still with your brother?

things like this makes me glad my brother is gay

Ya, she was. She was actually my age and a friend of mine. We had hooked up a couple times in the past but she ended up dating my older brother for awhile. I had sex with her twice about 2 months apart. She was a really big slut. Everyone had a round with her eventually.

Yeah... sluts can be good... can be bad... i took a girl to the ball, and at the after ball (which was only 2-3 hours long) she slept with SEVEN guys... thats not just horny... thats endurance! Fortunately i wasn't one of them (as i actually ditched her for another girl as well)... so i suppose we're both in the wrong, only i consider she would beat me in an endurance race considering i only slept with one girl:p
100% Pure.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 14 2009 09:10 GMT
#327
relieving sexual tension or experimenting, these are usually the reasons anyone would have sex with sister/brother, i was lucky enough to have a hot next door neighbor and later to have available partners ,but i don't see the negativity attached to it, plus we aren't discussing full blown sex anyways.
I am also assuming this was done at a young age.

don't beat yourself up over it.

I cried at the end of 5th grade, knowing i would never see my teacher again. ( i had gifted classes with about 8 students and one teacher taught us half of our classes from the 3rd grade to the 5th.)
near the end of the year after school she asked to speak with me and another student ( girl) after class. she told us that she was going to quit teaching because she couldn't stand seeing anymore students go and said we were her favorite students, that we were meant for great things ( wow she was wrong), and that she loved us <3. all while crying. ( in retrospect kind of unprofessional, but she was like my second mother.)

that same teacher invited all the students from that year over to her house 3 years later. Both me and that girl didn't show up. my best friend who went told me that 1 hour in to the reunion they confirmed that we weren't coming and she cried. I feel like crap for that, and i never saw her again.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 09:21:37
June 14 2009 09:15 GMT
#328
On June 14 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
i lost my virginity at 13 with the hot girl next door. FTW

and i had sex with a guy once, well sort of, it failed miserably. I wanted to know for sure if i was straight or not.

lolol wtf, did it play out like this?

Etherone: Hey dude, I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight, wanna fuck so we can find out?
Person with penis: well shit, if it'll put you at ease to know, then of course, anything to help out a buddy.
Etherone: Thanks dude
Person with penis: np bro, that's what friends are for.

On June 14 2009 16:36 MaReK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:27 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.
lol dude, im not creepy enough to post pictures of my family members for other creepy nerds to get off on. thats for 4chan and shit. lol

And yet you got a HJ/FF'd your own sister >.<



This is the funniest 1 liner ever.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
June 14 2009 09:41 GMT
#329
wow this thread is fucking awesome
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
June 14 2009 09:44 GMT
#330
Hm.. Some of the posts here just scream BULLSHIT.
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 14 2009 09:55 GMT
#331
On June 14 2009 18:44 Psychobabas wrote:
Hm.. Some of the posts here just scream BULLSHIT.

Sometimes I wonder if I take life to seriously.
100% Pure.
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
June 14 2009 10:11 GMT
#332
On June 14 2009 18:41 hubfub wrote:
wow this thread is fucking depressing


*corrected
there you go
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 14 2009 10:49 GMT
#333
On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean.

lol u suck then
Tertiary
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
66 Posts
June 14 2009 11:27 GMT
#334
I have a pimple on my bum and it hurts every time I sit down.
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
June 14 2009 11:36 GMT
#335
Someone watched South Park on Comedy Central last night. Oh wait, I should keep it going:

"I'm an asshole. I'm a fucking white boy."
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 14 2009 11:41 GMT
#336
I hope (P)Shuttle and (T)Hwasin quit pro-gaming
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 13:09:55
June 14 2009 13:07 GMT
#337
If nobody's in the bathroom I usually don't wash my hands when I'm done dispensing substances.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 14 2009 13:15 GMT
#338
my front teeth is cracked. i slipped during a bath when i was 8. i have one plastered and it is always white while the rest of my teeth are brown+yellow (too much smoking).

i suck shit at math (i'm like a dumb asian) but i did all the math + physics subjects during high school so i won't upset the stereotype. i graduated from undergrad in computer science lol.
Rillanon.au
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 14 2009 13:16 GMT
#339
i got hit on by gay guys alot. it fucking pisses me off.
Rillanon.au
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 14 2009 13:17 GMT
#340
i got a musical scholarship even tho i suck. i still feel guilty about that.
Rillanon.au
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