• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 15:16
CET 21:16
KST 05:16
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book4Clem wins HomeStory Cup 287HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info4herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational14
Community News
Weekly Cups (Jan 26-Feb 1): herO, Clem, ByuN, Classic win2RSL Season 4 announced for March-April7Weekly Cups (Jan 19-25): Bunny, Trigger, MaxPax win3Weekly Cups (Jan 12-18): herO, MaxPax, Solar win0BSL Season 2025 - Full Overview and Conclusion8
StarCraft 2
General
Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book How do you think the 5.0.15 balance patch (Oct 2025) for StarCraft II has affected the game? Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info Clem wins HomeStory Cup 28 HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview
Tourneys
$21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament $5,000 WardiTV Winter Championship 2026 HomeStory Cup 28 RSL Season 4 announced for March-April
Strategy
Custom Maps
[A] Starcraft Sound Mod
External Content
Mutation # 511 Temple of Rebirth The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 510 Safety Violation Mutation # 509 Doomsday Report
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion Can someone share very abbreviated BW cliffnotes? StarCraft player reflex TE scores [ASL21] Potential Map Candidates Gypsy to Korea
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 1 Small VOD Thread 2.0 KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Strategy
Zealot bombing is no longer popular? Simple Questions, Simple Answers Current Meta Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2
Other Games
General Games
Diablo 2 thread Battle Aces/David Kim RTS Megathread EVE Corporation Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread The Games Industry And ATVI Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club! The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Play, Watch, Drink: Esports …
TrAiDoS
My 2025 Magic: The Gathering…
DARKING
Life Update and thoughts.
FuDDx
How do archons sleep?
8882
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1532 users

One-Line Confessions - Page 17

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 15 16 17 18 19 209 Next
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
June 14 2009 08:38 GMT
#321
On June 14 2009 17:14 FabledIntegral wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.


Just out of curiosity, why is there nothing wrong with it..? No flaming or anything coming from me as that's a guideline, but ... yeah. If you don't want to answer it's cool.



I don't really have an opinion on what he and his sister did, even though I'm jokingly encouraging it. I personally wouldn't become involved with my sister (even if she was hot), but I'm not going to openly look down upon those who have do/experiment/whatever. I did all that shit with my next door neighbor when I was young (7-13), and my sister is 16 years older than me, so I could never fathom it.

Incest is a bit of a running joke between us, mainly because neither of us are uptight, and she doesn't give a damn about other when she's changing or whatever (you don't know how many times I've left a room to see her changing in the hall, or peeing with the door open). So we can joke about her being born in Louisiana, about how we're together last night, etc.., and it might get a shudder out of us, but we can take it for what it is.

Let me try to take all the filler crap out of that, and sum up my point:

I don't really care what others do within their families, though it's not an activity I would see myself participating in, I can jokingly (though forum goers wouldn't know that) encourage it.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 14 2009 09:01 GMT
#322
im gonna watch gom and fall asleep.
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
June 14 2009 09:02 GMT
#323
i think i just barfed
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 14 2009 09:03 GMT
#324
On June 14 2009 18:02 Live2Win wrote:
i think i just barfed

How is one unsure as to whether or not they just regurgitated?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 09:04:27
June 14 2009 09:03 GMT
#325
On June 14 2009 17:38 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 17:34 Mastermind wrote:
I lost my virginity to my brother's girlfriend.


wow, was she still with your brother?

things like this makes me glad my brother is gay

Ya, she was. She was actually my age and a friend of mine. We had hooked up a couple times in the past but she ended up dating my older brother for awhile. I had sex with her twice about 2 months apart. She was a really big slut. Everyone had a round with her eventually.
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 14 2009 09:09 GMT
#326
On June 14 2009 18:03 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 17:38 Etherone wrote:
On June 14 2009 17:34 Mastermind wrote:
I lost my virginity to my brother's girlfriend.


wow, was she still with your brother?

things like this makes me glad my brother is gay

Ya, she was. She was actually my age and a friend of mine. We had hooked up a couple times in the past but she ended up dating my older brother for awhile. I had sex with her twice about 2 months apart. She was a really big slut. Everyone had a round with her eventually.

Yeah... sluts can be good... can be bad... i took a girl to the ball, and at the after ball (which was only 2-3 hours long) she slept with SEVEN guys... thats not just horny... thats endurance! Fortunately i wasn't one of them (as i actually ditched her for another girl as well)... so i suppose we're both in the wrong, only i consider she would beat me in an endurance race considering i only slept with one girl:p
100% Pure.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 14 2009 09:10 GMT
#327
relieving sexual tension or experimenting, these are usually the reasons anyone would have sex with sister/brother, i was lucky enough to have a hot next door neighbor and later to have available partners ,but i don't see the negativity attached to it, plus we aren't discussing full blown sex anyways.
I am also assuming this was done at a young age.

don't beat yourself up over it.

I cried at the end of 5th grade, knowing i would never see my teacher again. ( i had gifted classes with about 8 students and one teacher taught us half of our classes from the 3rd grade to the 5th.)
near the end of the year after school she asked to speak with me and another student ( girl) after class. she told us that she was going to quit teaching because she couldn't stand seeing anymore students go and said we were her favorite students, that we were meant for great things ( wow she was wrong), and that she loved us <3. all while crying. ( in retrospect kind of unprofessional, but she was like my second mother.)

that same teacher invited all the students from that year over to her house 3 years later. Both me and that girl didn't show up. my best friend who went told me that 1 hour in to the reunion they confirmed that we weren't coming and she cried. I feel like crap for that, and i never saw her again.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 09:21:37
June 14 2009 09:15 GMT
#328
On June 14 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
i lost my virginity at 13 with the hot girl next door. FTW

and i had sex with a guy once, well sort of, it failed miserably. I wanted to know for sure if i was straight or not.

lolol wtf, did it play out like this?

Etherone: Hey dude, I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight, wanna fuck so we can find out?
Person with penis: well shit, if it'll put you at ease to know, then of course, anything to help out a buddy.
Etherone: Thanks dude
Person with penis: np bro, that's what friends are for.

On June 14 2009 16:36 MaReK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:27 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.
lol dude, im not creepy enough to post pictures of my family members for other creepy nerds to get off on. thats for 4chan and shit. lol

And yet you got a HJ/FF'd your own sister >.<



This is the funniest 1 liner ever.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
June 14 2009 09:41 GMT
#329
wow this thread is fucking awesome
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
June 14 2009 09:44 GMT
#330
Hm.. Some of the posts here just scream BULLSHIT.
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 14 2009 09:55 GMT
#331
On June 14 2009 18:44 Psychobabas wrote:
Hm.. Some of the posts here just scream BULLSHIT.

Sometimes I wonder if I take life to seriously.
100% Pure.
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
June 14 2009 10:11 GMT
#332
On June 14 2009 18:41 hubfub wrote:
wow this thread is fucking depressing


*corrected
there you go
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 14 2009 10:49 GMT
#333
On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean.

lol u suck then
Tertiary
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
66 Posts
June 14 2009 11:27 GMT
#334
I have a pimple on my bum and it hurts every time I sit down.
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
June 14 2009 11:36 GMT
#335
Someone watched South Park on Comedy Central last night. Oh wait, I should keep it going:

"I'm an asshole. I'm a fucking white boy."
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 14 2009 11:41 GMT
#336
I hope (P)Shuttle and (T)Hwasin quit pro-gaming
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 13:09:55
June 14 2009 13:07 GMT
#337
If nobody's in the bathroom I usually don't wash my hands when I'm done dispensing substances.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 14 2009 13:15 GMT
#338
my front teeth is cracked. i slipped during a bath when i was 8. i have one plastered and it is always white while the rest of my teeth are brown+yellow (too much smoking).

i suck shit at math (i'm like a dumb asian) but i did all the math + physics subjects during high school so i won't upset the stereotype. i graduated from undergrad in computer science lol.
Rillanon.au
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 14 2009 13:16 GMT
#339
i got hit on by gay guys alot. it fucking pisses me off.
Rillanon.au
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 14 2009 13:17 GMT
#340
i got a musical scholarship even tho i suck. i still feel guilty about that.
Rillanon.au
Prev 1 15 16 17 18 19 209 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
AI Arena Tournament
20:00
Swiss - Day 5
Laughngamez YouTube
Ladder Legends
19:00
Amateur Showdown #1
Liquipedia
PSISTORM Gaming Misc
16:55
FSL TeamLeague Season Opener
Freeedom41
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft334
IndyStarCraft 158
SpeCial 127
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 19178
firebathero 131
Shuttle 54
sSak 49
IntoTheRainbow 16
Yoon 15
ivOry 6
Counter-Strike
fl0m4252
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King139
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu517
Khaldor490
MindelVK19
Other Games
tarik_tv7227
gofns4145
Grubby3786
summit1g3278
FrodaN2576
Mlord685
ToD175
mouzStarbuck161
Organizations
Other Games
EGCTV1860
gamesdonequick1486
StarCraft 2
angryscii 22
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 19 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 84
• printf 64
• IndyKCrew
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• blackmanpl 31
• Pr0nogo 8
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV562
League of Legends
• Jankos2431
Counter-Strike
• C_a_k_e 1777
Other Games
• Shiphtur324
• tFFMrPink 11
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
3h 44m
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
15h 44m
WardiTV Winter Champion…
18h 44m
OSC
1d 3h
Replay Cast
1d 12h
Wardi Open
1d 15h
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 20h
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
LiuLi Cup
2 days
PiGosaur Monday
3 days
[ Show More ]
LiuLi Cup
3 days
The PondCast
4 days
KCM Race Survival
4 days
LiuLi Cup
4 days
Online Event
5 days
LiuLi Cup
5 days
LiuLi Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #4 - TS4
HSC XXVIII
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Nations Cup 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S1: W8
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
RSL Revival: Season 4
WardiTV Winter 2026
LiuLi Cup: 2025 Grand Finals
FISSURE Playground #3
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League Season 23
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.