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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 14 2009 13:19 GMT
#341
i have extra long foreskins. Apparently it smells really bad (from feedbacks).
Rillanon.au
Odeur
Profile Joined October 2008
Taiwan58 Posts
June 14 2009 13:48 GMT
#342
On June 14 2009 16:43 ReCharge wrote:
I had sexual fantasies of my step mom. She's 25ish i'm 17 O_o



dude..my classmate, she is 29 and i'm 18 t.t
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
June 14 2009 13:57 GMT
#343
On June 14 2009 22:16 haduken wrote:
i got hit on by gay guys alot. it fucking pisses me off.


I get hit on by gay guys too man. I feel your pain. I wouldn't last ten seconds in jail.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Odeur
Profile Joined October 2008
Taiwan58 Posts
June 14 2009 13:59 GMT
#344
On June 14 2009 22:57 Showtime! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 22:16 haduken wrote:
i got hit on by gay guys alot. it fucking pisses me off.


I get hit on by gay guys too man. I feel your pain. I wouldn't last ten seconds in jail.



dont drop soap!
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
June 14 2009 14:44 GMT
#345
i have an addictive personality, and it's not easy to admit.
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
June 14 2009 14:47 GMT
#346
i like getting hit on by gay guys because it boosts my ego.
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
June 14 2009 14:50 GMT
#347
I wonder if Teamliquid will lose its virginity with SCII.
Hasse
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden579 Posts
June 14 2009 15:08 GMT
#348
I'm in love with my best friends girlfriend, somehow i've managed to tell her this (alcohol ;<) and now she constantly teases me sexually just cause she knows i'm too good of a person to ever do anything which would hurt my friend.
You can get alot more with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word - Al Capone
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
June 14 2009 15:26 GMT
#349
i did oral with a few girls in preschool(WHEN I WAS IN PRESCHOOL). today i'm still a virgin..
evolve or die
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
June 14 2009 15:39 GMT
#350
im fucking horny atm
Teamliquidian townie
Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
June 14 2009 16:31 GMT
#351
When I was young (like 7 or 8) I used to steal this little kind of credit card things or whatever that you'd prepay for at the Walmart counter. I was compulsive about and eventually my mom found my stash I has like 300 (did it for about a year). She took me to Walmart and made me return them all =[.
ultramagnetics
Profile Joined March 2009
Poland215 Posts
June 14 2009 16:38 GMT
#352
Please people. This thread isn't about strutting your masculinity or about how cool you are. This is about posting very embarrassing confessions.
Here's another for me:

I have a cyst at the trunk of my cock which is really annoying me. I haven't had sex since it appeared but I'm quite sure a girl might get freaked out if she's giving me a bj and think its an std (it isn't, I got it checked at my university's student health services).
HooHa!
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States688 Posts
June 14 2009 16:43 GMT
#353
Im so worried about....the baggage retrieval ...system they've got at HeatheRow
Hoo Ra!
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
June 14 2009 16:50 GMT
#354
I thought I was weird... But some of these posts seem too good to be true.

I don't think I've ever done anything as bad as some of you have.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 14 2009 16:57 GMT
#355
I check myspace 5+ times a day.
No no no no its not mine!
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
June 14 2009 17:06 GMT
#356
i did haps mom
I'm like, the coolest
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 14 2009 17:12 GMT
#357
Ignore Dazed_Spy he's just trolling anyone stupid enough to believe his stupid shit. Just like on East!
Peace~
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 14 2009 17:26 GMT
#358
I prefer to stare endlessly at a smoking hot chick dressed really nicely than have sex with her.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
June 14 2009 17:32 GMT
#359
On June 14 2009 20:27 Tertiary wrote:
I have a pimple on my bum and it hurts every time I sit down.

I get one every now and then. Put some icy hot on it.
Zato-1
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Chile4253 Posts
June 14 2009 17:49 GMT
#360
On June 14 2009 16:45 MuShu wrote:
I cried when Gremio got killed by man-eating spores in Suikoden, and also when I finished the game.

I only a little sad when Gremio was killed; I was sick of not having a choice about him being in my party up until then and I thought he was clingy and useless.
Go here http://vina.biobiochile.cl/ and input the Konami Code (up up down down left right left right B A)
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