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StalkerSC
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada378 Posts
June 14 2009 17:52 GMT
#361
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks



That's normal for your skill level^

I've lost a 2vs1 on bnet, Im actuelly a D+ not a C+
IIf your good at Starcraft, Your good at life. - Artosis
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
June 14 2009 18:19 GMT
#362
I think SAT control is the single best UMS ever made.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
June 14 2009 20:10 GMT
#363
lol when i was a kid i really wanted a mars bar so i took it and shoved it down the front of my pants and tried to look as innocent as i could walking out of the place. i was shitting major bricks looking all over the place hoping i wouldnt get caught and get taken to the police station and put in jail for the rest of my life lol. then i got outside and hid in a playground and ate it so fucking quickly i almost choked cuz i was scared the people from the shop would follow me and ask if i paid for the mars bar. lol i was seriously scared hahahha.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
HiOT
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Sweden1000 Posts
June 14 2009 20:12 GMT
#364
Murder period
Officially the founder of Team Property (:
FlaYeD
Profile Joined June 2009
Sweden5 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 20:19:58
June 14 2009 20:17 GMT
#365
I don't really like Boxer.

I am not waiting for SC2.

I really worried about how people think of me.

I have to low apm to play terran and have tried to switch to protoss countless of times but cant stand playing with the reavers.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
June 14 2009 20:21 GMT
#366
On June 13 2009 17:26 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Idk, there was that one time that a guy admitted to hitting homeless people for laughs and afaik he doesn't post anymore because everybody hated him for it.

Doubt what you did was that bad, just saying be careful. (and don't hit homeless people)

Lol he's like the co-editor for Pony Express and interviewed like Micronesia and Hot_bid.

If thats what you mean by doesnt post anymore.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
June 14 2009 20:22 GMT
#367
i'm a huge momma's boy, but i love it

mum<3
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
June 14 2009 20:22 GMT
#368
Whenever I see fat people or midgets trying to perform daily routines, I crack up.
dworn it -lz
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 14 2009 20:34 GMT
#369
On June 15 2009 02:52 StalkerSC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks



That's normal for your skill level^

I've lost a 2vs1 on bnet, Im actuelly a D+ not a C+


I don't think that's normal. I haven't broken anything.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 14 2009 20:44 GMT
#370
On June 15 2009 02:26 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I prefer to stare endlessly at a smoking hot chick dressed really nicely than have sex with her.


sour grapes? : )
Hates Fun🤔
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
June 14 2009 20:45 GMT
#371
I once punched my life-sized Darth Vader cardboard cut-out through the crotch because I was angry at my mom : (
Shinrei
Profile Joined February 2007
United States241 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 21:17:38
June 14 2009 20:48 GMT
#372
On June 14 2009 06:36 AlTheCake wrote:
I can't muster up the strength to tell anyone directly related to me that I'm gay.

I have a major crush on this guy in all of my classes. I go on his facebook and masturbate to his pictures. I barely talk to him and the only time he talks to me is when he needs help with his work.

I wish I could actually talk to him or vice versa ;-;


Err I have the same problem with not being able to tell people that I'm gay. : (
=^.^=
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 14 2009 21:00 GMT
#373
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.

Had sex with my friend [guy] once when I was like twelve.

BAM. I just won this thread [with fail].

Wow, thats probably the most fucked up thing i heard.
Yet I demand pics.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
June 14 2009 21:00 GMT
#374
Ever since sophomore year of high school, i've been obsessively worried about my weight, and whenever I feel i am gaining weight, i will jog in place in my closet at night when I should be sleeping so not to wake anyone.

I once wanted to be emo extremely bad (and was to some point).

I constantly almost TRY to make myself depressed at times.
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Lucktar
Profile Joined July 2008
United States526 Posts
June 14 2009 21:01 GMT
#375
On June 15 2009 05:45 Ghardo wrote:
I once punched my life-sized Darth Vader cardboard cut-out through the crotch because I was angry at my mom : (

Freud wants a word with you.
NaDa, much, ZerO fighting!
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 14 2009 21:06 GMT
#376
On June 15 2009 05:10 pyrogenetix wrote:
lol when i was a kid i really wanted a mars bar so i took it and shoved it down the front of my pants and tried to look as innocent as i could walking out of the place. i was shitting major bricks looking all over the place hoping i wouldnt get caught and get taken to the police station and put in jail for the rest of my life lol. then i got outside and hid in a playground and ate it so fucking quickly i almost choked cuz i was scared the people from the shop would follow me and ask if i paid for the mars bar. lol i was seriously scared hahahha.


this is cute hahaha
And all is illuminated.
Art.FeeL
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
1163 Posts
June 14 2009 21:46 GMT
#377
I just realized that i have a crush on my friend (girl) who goes crazy for my best friend, talk about love triangle and im a loser! so depressed

Im confessing that i have a dark side inside me coz im sure that i would never date that girl again and will probably hardly look at her anymore

I still think that Anytime is the better than Bisu, and i think that Bisu is gay
I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the luckier I am.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
June 14 2009 21:55 GMT
#378
On June 15 2009 06:00 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.

Had sex with my friend [guy] once when I was like twelve.

BAM. I just won this thread [with fail].

Wow, thats probably the most fucked up thing i heard.
Yet I demand pics.


Didn't he have an entire thread on him and his sister?
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 14 2009 22:00 GMT
#379
na that thread was a made-up joke by some guy if im not mistaken, don't think it was him.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
June 14 2009 22:14 GMT
#380
That is pretty disgusting....That would be epic fail if he was coming out of the closet to teamliquid lol before anyone else
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