On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks

That's normal for your skill level

^

I've lost a 2vs1 on bnet, Im actuelly a D+ not a C+

RoieTRS

United States2569 Posts

June 14 2009 18:19 GMT

#362

I think SAT control is the single best UMS ever made.

pyrogenetix

China5098 Posts

June 14 2009 20:10 GMT

#363

lol when i was a kid i really wanted a mars bar so i took it and shoved it down the front of my pants and tried to look as innocent as i could walking out of the place. i was shitting major bricks looking all over the place hoping i wouldnt get caught and get taken to the police station and put in jail for the rest of my life lol. then i got outside and hid in a playground and ate it so fucking quickly i almost choked cuz i was scared the people from the shop would follow me and ask if i paid for the mars bar. lol i was seriously scared hahahha.

HiOT

Sweden1000 Posts

June 14 2009 20:12 GMT

#364

Murder period

FlaYeD

Sweden5 Posts

June 14 2009 20:17 GMT

#365

I don't really like Boxer.

I am not waiting for SC2.

I really worried about how people think of me.

I have to low apm to play terran and have tried to switch to protoss countless of times but cant stand playing with the reavers.

Fontong

United States6454 Posts

June 14 2009 20:21 GMT

#366

On June 13 2009 17:26 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Idk, there was that one time that a guy admitted to hitting homeless people for laughs and afaik he doesn't post anymore because everybody hated him for it.

Doubt what you did was that bad, just saying be careful. (and don't hit homeless people)

Lol he's like the co-editor for Pony Express and interviewed like Micronesia and Hot_bid.

If thats what you mean by doesnt post anymore.

anderoo

Canada1876 Posts

June 14 2009 20:22 GMT

#367

i'm a huge momma's boy, but i love it

mum<3

hcliff454

Canada127 Posts

June 14 2009 20:22 GMT

#368

Whenever I see fat people or midgets trying to perform daily routines, I crack up.

SK.Testie

Canada11084 Posts

June 14 2009 20:34 GMT

#369

On June 15 2009 02:52 StalkerSC wrote:

Show nested quote +

That's normal for your skill level

^

I've lost a 2vs1 on bnet, Im actuelly a D+ not a C+

I don't think that's normal. I haven't broken anything.

paper

13196 Posts

June 14 2009 20:44 GMT

#370

On June 15 2009 02:26 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I prefer to stare endlessly at a smoking hot chick dressed really nicely than have sex with her.

sour grapes? : )

Ghardo

Germany1685 Posts

June 14 2009 20:45 GMT

#371

I once punched my life-sized Darth Vader cardboard cut-out through the crotch because I was angry at my mom : (

Shinrei

United States240 Posts

June 14 2009 20:48 GMT

#372

On June 14 2009 06:36 AlTheCake wrote:
I can't muster up the strength to tell anyone directly related to me that I'm gay.

I have a major crush on this guy in all of my classes. I go on his facebook and masturbate to his pictures. I barely talk to him and the only time he talks to me is when he needs help with his work.

I wish I could actually talk to him or vice versa ;-;

Err I have the same problem with not being able to tell people that I'm gay. : (

ilj.psa

Peru3081 Posts

June 14 2009 21:00 GMT

#373

On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:

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I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.

Had sex with my friend [guy] once when I was like twelve.

BAM. I just won this thread [with fail].

Wow, thats probably the most fucked up thing i heard.
Yet I demand pics.

Comeh

United States18919 Posts

June 14 2009 21:00 GMT

#374

Ever since sophomore year of high school, i've been obsessively worried about my weight, and whenever I feel i am gaining weight, i will jog in place in my closet at night when I should be sleeping so not to wake anyone.

I once wanted to be emo extremely bad (and was to some point).

I constantly almost TRY to make myself depressed at times.

Lucktar

United States526 Posts

June 14 2009 21:01 GMT

#375

On June 15 2009 05:45 Ghardo wrote:
I once punched my life-sized Darth Vader cardboard cut-out through the crotch because I was angry at my mom : (

Freud wants a word with you.

freelander

Hungary4707 Posts

June 14 2009 21:06 GMT

#376

On June 15 2009 05:10 pyrogenetix wrote:
lol when i was a kid i really wanted a mars bar so i took it and shoved it down the front of my pants and tried to look as innocent as i could walking out of the place. i was shitting major bricks looking all over the place hoping i wouldnt get caught and get taken to the police station and put in jail for the rest of my life lol. then i got outside and hid in a playground and ate it so fucking quickly i almost choked cuz i was scared the people from the shop would follow me and ask if i paid for the mars bar. lol i was seriously scared hahahha.

this is cute hahaha

Art.FeeL

1163 Posts

June 14 2009 21:46 GMT

#377

I just realized that i have a crush on my friend (girl) who goes crazy for my best friend, talk about love triangle and im a loser! so depressed

Im confessing that i have a dark side inside me coz im sure that i would never date that girl again and will probably hardly look at her anymore

I still think that Anytime is the better than Bisu, and i think that Bisu is gay