EPTOn June 15 2009 05:34 MYM.Testie wrote:
I don't think that's normal. I haven't broken anything.
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I don't think that's normal. I haven't broken anything.
except the statutory rape law :D.
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leMaj24
United States262 Posts
except the statutory rape law :D. | ||
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Speake
United States494 Posts
me and 3 friends were in the midle of fucking nowhere and i ran out of gas. we call triple a (roadside assistance) to come and help and the douchebag wouldn't help us (not even a ride to a gas station), so we ended up walking 7 miles to a gas station at like 2 a.m. We eventually get back to the car with a 1 gallon jug of water filled with gasoline and realize the thing won't fit in the gas spout. We ended up pouring the gas from the gallon jug into a coffe cup, and that gas into a small water bottle, and the gas from the small water bottle into the gas spout. | ||
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Folca
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On June 15 2009 07:33 unSpeake wrote: Not 1 line but meh me and 3 friends were in the midle of fucking nowhere and i ran out of gas. we call triple a (roadside assistance) to come and help and the douchebag wouldn't help us (not even a ride to a gas station), so we ended up walking 7 miles to a gas station at like 2 a.m. We eventually get back to the car with a 1 gallon jug of water filled with gasoline and realize the thing won't fit in the gas spout. We ended up pouring the gas from the gallon jug into a coffe cup, and that gas into a small water bottle, and the gas from the small water bottle into the gas spout. gold. | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
+1 Edit : I make fun of people a lot but hate it when they make fun of me. I know I shouldn't but.. idk.. No criticizing  | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On June 15 2009 05:21 Fontong wrote: Lol he's like the co-editor for Pony Express and interviewed like Micronesia and Hot_bid. If thats what you mean by doesnt post anymore. Oh...he is shockeyy? Well, either way it sucked to be him for a while, but now people have gotten over it. | ||
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Shinrei
United States241 Posts
On June 15 2009 07:14 Racenilatr wrote: That is pretty disgusting....That would be epic fail if he was coming out of the closet to teamliquid lol before anyone else Are you talking about me? >:| | ||
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CrackKillz
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
props to the fucked up stories here | ||
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
On June 15 2009 07:49 Lemonwalrus wrote: Oh...he is shockeyy? Well, either way it sucked to be him for a while, but now people have gotten over it. ?? The person who wrote about hitting homeless people was WGT-Stars. I don't know if he has another name here but eh. | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On June 14 2009 09:27 OmgIRok wrote: I cried when Ash turned to stone because he ran into the middle of Mewtwo and Mew's battle, and Pikachu kept thunderbolting him, hoping he would wake up. Oh my goodness, that movie was so dope. And I cried too T_T. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On June 15 2009 08:47 Valentine wrote: ?? The person who wrote about hitting homeless people was WGT-Stars. I don't know if he has another name here but eh. I think fontong is saying shockeyy = WGT-Stars, and I remember something to that effect being posted in a px thread before. | ||
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RattleHead
Canada26 Posts
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TearsOfTheSun
Canada995 Posts
i once jacked off when i was like 10 in the car in the back seet with my best friend right next to me with my sweatshirt over my lap. (that makes me lol thinking about it) | ||
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TearsOfTheSun
Canada995 Posts
On June 15 2009 09:12 RattleHead wrote: I was once playing a soccer game and had a partial break away, i could have easily kicked the ball into the open side but i decided to belt it straight at the fat goalie, hitting him in the face, breaking his nose and knocking him out cold, then taped the ball into the net and did a victory dance right beside him. HAHAHA | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
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geometryb
United States1249 Posts
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ThePhan2m
Norway2751 Posts
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TearsOfTheSun
Canada995 Posts
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d3_crescentia
United States4054 Posts
On June 15 2009 09:42 ThePhan2m wrote: What can you say, people are human - we do a lot of good and bad things to each other.This thread has gotten very nasty... | ||
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Drowsy
United States4876 Posts
On June 15 2009 01:38 ultramagnetics wrote: Please people. This thread isn't about strutting your masculinity or about how cool you are. This is about posting very embarrassing confessions. Here's another for me: I have a cyst at the trunk of my cock which is really annoying me. I haven't had sex since it appeared but I'm quite sure a girl might get freaked out if she's giving me a bj and think its an std (it isn't, I got it checked at my university's student health services). I've done 6 seperate married women, 2 of them anally and 3 bareback. One time I beat up this guy who was 25 years old, 200lbs, and squat over 550lbs, I was 14 at the time, he started crying afterward. I lost my virginity at age 8 and I reached puberty at age 13 minutes and 4 seconds. I killed Chuck Norris in a fistfight and dumped the body in my backyard, nobody has noticed his absence yet however. I'm such a bad person. Thank you, teamliquid, for listening to my confessions, I feel better now. | ||
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