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Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-22 06:08:44
June 14 2009 07:20 GMT
#301
i lost my virginity at 13 with the hot girl next door. FTW
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
June 14 2009 07:23 GMT
#302
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 14 2009 07:24 GMT
#303
Back before b.net was separate servers me and a couple of friends including coagulation(has a tl.net account but has been afk since) used the channel backstab to do the uglyyy backstabs of all times in 7v1 and 4v4 of all times. Anyways besides the point we all quit playing after the time blizzard decided to remove account #'s to be reached at. I remember u could just save account #'s to locate ur friend and msg him and be like "wtf are u doing?" but thats old school.

I hope SC2 integrates a way to locate members no matter what. If u smurf u can still be located, if u think u can smurf u can still be located. I wish no smurfing can be integrated into SC2. This way no smurfing will be wasily done. Dino told me he wants to be unknown during SC2 but thats the thing. I wanna be known at all times. Smurf me while I know ur IP at all times so I can practice with u no matter what. Anyways afk until then. I gotta touch myself more. Fuck im drunk as fuck and i wish i was stoned.......Until then AFK!!!
ya had ya shot kid!
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
June 14 2009 07:25 GMT
#304
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 14 2009 07:26 GMT
#305
fuck that post makes no sense....I need to quit get drunk and coming online...I hate my friends IRL. I wish they had no net.
ya had ya shot kid!
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
June 14 2009 07:26 GMT
#306
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
June 14 2009 07:26 GMT
#307
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup

Pics so we can justify your actions.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
June 14 2009 07:27 GMT
#308
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.
lol dude, im not creepy enough to post pictures of my family members for other creepy nerds to get off on. thats for 4chan and shit. lol
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
June 14 2009 07:36 GMT
#309
On June 14 2009 16:27 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.
lol dude, im not creepy enough to post pictures of my family members for other creepy nerds to get off on. thats for 4chan and shit. lol

And yet you got a HJ/FF'd your own sister >.<
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 14 2009 07:39 GMT
#310
I just decided to 5pool for my first time on iccup.

My computer decided it had better plans and closed bw when I tried to join the game.

I think it is a sign.
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
June 14 2009 07:39 GMT
#311
Sometimes I get genuinely sad by the number of doucebags on TL.
ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
June 14 2009 07:43 GMT
#312
I had sexual fantasies of my step mom. She's 25ish i'm 17 O_o
David Kim for Bonjwa!
MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
June 14 2009 07:45 GMT
#313
I cried when Gremio got killed by man-eating spores in Suikoden, and also when I finished the game.
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 14 2009 08:01 GMT
#314
On June 14 2009 16:27 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.
lol dude, im not creepy enough to post pictures of my family members for other creepy nerds to get off on. thats for 4chan and shit. lol

Dude... several questions... 1) how old is your sister 2) does she know you tell people this and 3) does this happen often? lol given the liklihood that one of those answers would be slightly bent, i figure its not like a picture could do any more damage :p
100% Pure.
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
June 14 2009 08:14 GMT
#315
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.


Just out of curiosity, why is there nothing wrong with it..? No flaming or anything coming from me as that's a guideline, but ... yeah. If you don't want to answer it's cool.
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
June 14 2009 08:15 GMT
#316
On June 14 2009 16:39 Elric wrote:
Sometimes I get genuinely sad by the number of doucebags on TL.


Welcome to the internets.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
June 14 2009 08:25 GMT
#317
On June 14 2009 16:36 MaReK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 16:27 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:26 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:25 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:23 So no fek wrote:
On June 14 2009 16:09 Dazed_Spy wrote:
On June 14 2009 15:00 Xela wrote:
I got a handjob from my cousin(female ofc).
I got a handjob from my sister/finger fucked her.



Is your sister hot? That's all that matters in that case, tbh.
yup


Then I see nothing wrong with it. Though you should definitely share pictures with the TL community. I wish I had a hot sister.
lol dude, im not creepy enough to post pictures of my family members for other creepy nerds to get off on. thats for 4chan and shit. lol

And yet you got a HJ/FF'd your own sister >.<

lol thats...weird?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
June 14 2009 08:34 GMT
#318
I lost my virginity to my brother's girlfriend.
frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
June 14 2009 08:35 GMT
#319
On June 13 2009 19:41 Cambium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 19:32 frankbg wrote:
As a kid, I threw a live animal into a fire

did it die?


No, it was a cat and somehow it bounced in the fireplace hard enough to open the door, ran out with its fur still on fire. Sick thing is I heard a few days after that a friend of my best friend's sister found her cat burned and had to have it killed cause of the injuries. The joys of living in a small town rofl.

Was bad but I was a kid without a clue lol.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 14 2009 08:38 GMT
#320
On June 14 2009 17:34 Mastermind wrote:
I lost my virginity to my brother's girlfriend.


wow, was she still with your brother?

things like this makes me glad my brother is gay
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