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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 14 2009 03:14 GMT
#261
On June 14 2009 10:11 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 09:51 fanatacist wrote:
On June 14 2009 09:41 caldo149 wrote:
About a month after I broke up with my girlfriend I began fooling around and had sex with her one more time simply because I was horny; officially, we hated each other.

My friend cheated on his current girlfriend with his ex; his ex was engaged at that point.

[image loading]


Another one.

+ Show Spoiler +
Is the topper another archetype of trollhood? How could you miss it?

I was trying to make him feel better but okay...
Peace~
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
June 14 2009 03:20 GMT
#262
On June 14 2009 09:57 Hittegods wrote:
Just got too much of a sweeth tooth for that crack huh?


he has that "sweetH" tooth BECAUSE of crack i'm guessing,

I once fingered a black chick when i was incredibly drunk, as soon as she tried to tear my dick off i jumped up and we were in awkward silence for the remainder of our stay at the dorm. Not gonna try the black thing again i think...

The next day i went to bring her headband back and she walked out when i got close to her door (she lived next door), it ended up that she had to walk the exact same way i did, which was down a hall, 4 flights of stairs, through a courtyard, down another set of steps and across the street to a the light rail.. My car was parked in the light rail parking lot LOL.!

sorry it wasnt one line
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
User11
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada481 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 03:40:02
June 14 2009 03:39 GMT
#263
I went to europe instead of attending wcg canada 2006. A month or so later i got robbed in Prague and lost everything. I managed to get to holland and lived with a dutch girl who helped me out.. later turning to the tl.community who raised some where between 200-300 euros and help me get home.

i think fayth won it that year.. my pvp was stronger i believed.. haha..
thanks to all who helped me get home and a big thanks to TL.net
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 03:51:06
June 14 2009 03:44 GMT
#264
On June 14 2009 09:55 CrackKillz wrote:
I've attempted to kill myself 3 times. All 3 times I brought a bottle of wine and one of those large bottles of Tylenol to my attic and downed as many as I could (about 30 each time). No idea how I'm still alive.

I have 3-4 warrants out for my arrest.

I've recently got academically dismissed from my University but have yet to tell my mom.

I pee into empty bottles (2 liters mostly) and have a shitload in my room filled with piss.

EFF MY LIFE


I heard Crack Killz. You should try that.
meow
User11
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada481 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-14 03:48:49
June 14 2009 03:47 GMT
#265
telling a fellow member how to kill them self
thanks to all who helped me get home and a big thanks to TL.net
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 14 2009 03:49 GMT
#266
On June 14 2009 12:39 User11 wrote:
I went to europe instead of attending wcg canada 2006. A month or so later i got robbed in Prague and lost everything. I managed to get to holland and lived with a dutch girl who helped me out.. later turning to the tl.community who raised some where between 200-300 euros and help me get home.

i think fayth won it that year.. my pvp was stronger i believed.. haha..

I read that entire thread last year. Crazy stuff.
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User11
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada481 Posts
June 14 2009 03:52 GMT
#267
should be up for some kind of an award. iv read it a few times.. truly is life inspiring haha..
thanks to all who helped me get home and a big thanks to TL.net
armed_
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada443 Posts
June 14 2009 03:56 GMT
#268
I am very rarely actually armed. :<
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 14 2009 03:57 GMT
#269
i often get a boner when I pet cats or dogs

they don't even have to touch me or anything they just have to really enjoy it
User11
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada481 Posts
June 14 2009 04:00 GMT
#270
this ones for you travis..
i slaved over and was obsessed over the card game called Magic The Gathering
thanks to all who helped me get home and a big thanks to TL.net
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
June 14 2009 04:15 GMT
#271
I was wearing the white TL pony t-shirt at a picnic today and people commented that they liked the flags.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
June 14 2009 04:24 GMT
#272
I have 2 dormant troll accounts on this website with dynamic IPs.
Alsar
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States130 Posts
June 14 2009 04:31 GMT
#273
I threw a waterballoon out of a moving car once to try and hit a jogger with it, but ended up accidentally hitting his dog instead.

D:
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
June 14 2009 04:33 GMT
#274
On June 14 2009 13:31 Alsar wrote:
I threw a waterballoon out of a moving car once to try and hit a jogger with it, but ended up accidentally hitting his dog instead.

D:

As terrible as that story is, I have to say I found it hilarious and think hitting the dog was better lol...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 14 2009 04:44 GMT
#275
On June 14 2009 13:33 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 13:31 Alsar wrote:
I threw a waterballoon out of a moving car once to try and hit a jogger with it, but ended up accidentally hitting his dog instead.

D:

As terrible as that story is, I have to say I found it hilarious and think hitting the dog was better lol...


it's all good dogs love water.

I was also addicted to MTG for 2 years. more so than TL and SC. I spent a lot of money over it. at least i was young...
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
June 14 2009 04:51 GMT
#276
When I was 14, I lived down the street from a really hot girl that I've had a crush on for a while. Her family asked me to take care of their dog when they went on a vacation. I went up to her room and jacked off all over her bed, I even put some cum on her chapstick so she'd be moisturizing her lips with my knucklebuddies. Fuck... I was a sick fuck....
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 14 2009 04:52 GMT
#277
On June 14 2009 13:51 meeple wrote:
When I was 14, I lived down the street from a really hot girl that I've had a crush on for a while. Her family asked me to take care of their dog when they went on a vacation. I went up to her room and jacked off all over her bed, I even put some cum on her chapstick so she'd be moisturizing her lips with my knucklebuddies. Fuck... I was a sick fuck....

LOL
Peace~
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
June 14 2009 05:25 GMT
#278
On June 14 2009 12:52 User11 wrote:
should be up for some kind of an award. iv read it a few times.. truly is life inspiring haha..

oh you're back!
evolve or die
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 14 2009 05:27 GMT
#279
On June 14 2009 13:52 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 13:51 meeple wrote:
When I was 14, I lived down the street from a really hot girl that I've had a crush on for a while. Her family asked me to take care of their dog when they went on a vacation. I went up to her room and jacked off all over her bed, I even put some cum on her chapstick so she'd be moisturizing her lips with my knucklebuddies. Fuck... I was a sick fuck....

LOL


LMAO. WIN
No no no no its not mine!
smfd
Profile Joined June 2004
United States423 Posts
June 14 2009 05:28 GMT
#280
i have a 2.4 inch penis when erect, and avoid relationships because of that
I am 22 years old and have no sexual desires
I quit talking to girls when i was 14
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