EPTOn June 14 2009 10:11 Chef wrote:
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Another one.
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Another one.
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Is the topper another archetype of trollhood? How could you miss it?
I was trying to make him feel better but okay...
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fanatacist
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I was trying to make him feel better but okay... | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On June 14 2009 09:57 Hittegods wrote: Just got too much of a sweeth tooth for that crack huh? he has that "sweetH" tooth BECAUSE of crack i'm guessing, I once fingered a black chick when i was incredibly drunk, as soon as she tried to tear my dick off i jumped up and we were in awkward silence for the remainder of our stay at the dorm. Not gonna try the black thing again i think... The next day i went to bring her headband back and she walked out when i got close to her door (she lived next door), it ended up that she had to walk the exact same way i did, which was down a hall, 4 flights of stairs, through a courtyard, down another set of steps and across the street to a the light rail.. My car was parked in the light rail parking lot LOL.! sorry it wasnt one line | ||
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User11
Canada481 Posts
i think fayth won it that year.. my pvp was stronger i believed.. haha.. | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
On June 14 2009 09:55 CrackKillz wrote: I've attempted to kill myself 3 times. All 3 times I brought a bottle of wine and one of those large bottles of Tylenol to my attic and downed as many as I could (about 30 each time). No idea how I'm still alive. I have 3-4 warrants out for my arrest. I've recently got academically dismissed from my University but have yet to tell my mom. I pee into empty bottles (2 liters mostly) and have a shitload in my room filled with piss. EFF MY LIFE  I heard Crack Killz. You should try that. | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
On June 14 2009 12:39 User11 wrote: I went to europe instead of attending wcg canada 2006. A month or so later i got robbed in Prague and lost everything. I managed to get to holland and lived with a dutch girl who helped me out.. later turning to the tl.community who raised some where between 200-300 euros and help me get home. i think fayth won it that year.. my pvp was stronger i believed.. haha.. I read that entire thread last year. Crazy stuff. | ||
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User11
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armed_
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Deleted User 3420
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they don't even have to touch me or anything they just have to really enjoy it | ||
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User11
Canada481 Posts
i slaved over and was obsessed over the card game called Magic The Gathering | ||
micronesia
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Mooga
United States575 Posts
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Alsar
United States130 Posts
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micronesia
United States24740 Posts
On June 14 2009 13:31 Alsar wrote: I threw a waterballoon out of a moving car once to try and hit a jogger with it, but ended up accidentally hitting his dog instead. D: As terrible as that story is, I have to say I found it hilarious and think hitting the dog was better lol... | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
On June 14 2009 13:33 micronesia wrote: As terrible as that story is, I have to say I found it hilarious and think hitting the dog was better lol... it's all good dogs love water. I was also addicted to MTG for 2 years. more so than TL and SC. I spent a lot of money over it. at least i was young... | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
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fanatacist
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On June 14 2009 13:51 meeple wrote: When I was 14, I lived down the street from a really hot girl that I've had a crush on for a while. Her family asked me to take care of their dog when they went on a vacation. I went up to her room and jacked off all over her bed, I even put some cum on her chapstick so she'd be moisturizing her lips with my knucklebuddies. Fuck... I was a sick fuck.... LOL | ||
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
On June 14 2009 12:52 User11 wrote: should be up for some kind of an award. iv read it a few times.. truly is life inspiring haha.. oh you're back! | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
LMAO. WIN | ||
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smfd
United States423 Posts
I am 22 years old and have no sexual desires I quit talking to girls when i was 14 | ||
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