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Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
June 13 2009 22:52 GMT
#201
On June 14 2009 07:46 Tenma wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 05:27 poilord wrote:
I recorded a friend showing me her boobs on Skype for future masturbatory purposes :O

Good thing I did.

you should totally rapid share that shit

share gogo
Running is the essence of battle
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
June 13 2009 22:53 GMT
#202
for one year I didn't meet (irl) anyone else then my co-workers and that was at work. it was fucking awesome I tell you!
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
June 13 2009 22:56 GMT
#203
On June 14 2009 07:46 Tenma wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 05:27 poilord wrote:
I recorded a friend showing me her boobs on Skype for future masturbatory purposes :O

Good thing I did.

you should totally rapid share that shit


dittoed
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 13 2009 22:58 GMT
#204
On June 14 2009 07:48 Tenma wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 18:18 Etherone wrote:
i've robbed motorcycles for joy rides, with friends, we returned them with no gas.

I'm better at Sf4 and cod 4 than i am at SC:BW, ( and i am pretty bad at sf4)

I've refused to have sex with GF because i couldn't stand looking at her in bed she reminded me too much of my EX . T.T


paper bag princess?


nah something very emo, she was like an 8/10.

this girl broke up with me once the first time i went over to her house, we were making out etc, and my eyes started to water immensely.
she thought i was crying and asked me what was wrong
"Nothing" i replied.
she flips out how she doesn't need my F'ed up emotional shit.

turns out I'm allergic to cats.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 13 2009 23:02 GMT
#205
When I was about 8 I fingered a 16 yr chick. She was asleep.
XK ßubonic
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
June 13 2009 23:12 GMT
#206
It infuriates me when people mix up "lose" and "loose".
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 13 2009 23:17 GMT
#207
On June 14 2009 07:10 Clasic wrote:
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On June 14 2009 07:09 dubRa wrote:
once I saw a perfect ass on the street, didn't see her face, grabbed it and run the other way. I was 13


Word.

I had to watch porn without any sound before.


I never watched w sound on :o im deaf.

But I've had porn playing w a 600w logitech system, I've gotten thumb ups from neighbors the next day.
XK ßubonic
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
June 13 2009 23:20 GMT
#208
I get really fucking irritated when people respond with "pwned" or "owned" after I tell them something bad that happened to me. Usually only happens with people 3 years younger than me but still.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 13 2009 23:20 GMT
#209
I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean.
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
June 13 2009 23:25 GMT
#210
OH. I also have like no respect for complete starcraft noobs who just are starting to play starcraft now in preparation for starcraft 2, and are getting really frusterated because they aren't winning. It just annoys me.

Also, a part of me is looking forward to sc2, but another part of me feels sick whenever I think of sc2. I literally get a gross feeling in my stomach when I think about sc2 sometimes.

Lastly, I just realized about a week or two ago that I have been depressed for the last year. Weird how that works.
sperY
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Serbia444 Posts
June 13 2009 23:26 GMT
#211
I've been lurking TL.net for few years, and still cant get out of it.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 13 2009 23:28 GMT
#212
On June 14 2009 08:25 Resonance wrote:
OH. I also have like no respect for complete starcraft noobs who just are starting to play starcraft now in preparation for starcraft 2, and are getting really frusterated because they aren't winning. It just annoys me.

Also, a part of me is looking forward to sc2, but another part of me feels sick whenever I think of sc2. I literally get a gross feeling in my stomach when I think about sc2 sometimes.

Lastly, I just realized about a week or two ago that I have been depressed for the last year. Weird how that works.


Yeah dude. I want it to come out because its new and has so many new features, but then again BW was the most perfect game so I don't either.

Once I walked in on my mom in the bath tub lol. Luckily I didn't see anything.
No no no no its not mine!
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
June 13 2009 23:33 GMT
#213
On June 14 2009 08:28 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 08:25 Resonance wrote:
OH. I also have like no respect for complete starcraft noobs who just are starting to play starcraft now in preparation for starcraft 2, and are getting really frusterated because they aren't winning. It just annoys me.

Also, a part of me is looking forward to sc2, but another part of me feels sick whenever I think of sc2. I literally get a gross feeling in my stomach when I think about sc2 sometimes.

Lastly, I just realized about a week or two ago that I have been depressed for the last year. Weird how that works.


Yeah dude. I want it to come out because its new and has so many new features, but then again BW was the most perfect game so I don't either.

Once I walked in on my mom in the bath tub lol. Luckily I didn't see anything.


Lol dude, I've walked into my parents room while they were doing it. Talk about awkward.
Odeur
Profile Joined October 2008
Taiwan58 Posts
June 13 2009 23:42 GMT
#214
freakyjapan.com freaks me out.
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
June 13 2009 23:49 GMT
#215
I tried cocaine last week, I did not feel any good.
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
June 13 2009 23:51 GMT
#216
On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean.

me2.

except I get pathetically excited to be quoted and the really bored if they agreed.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 13 2009 23:53 GMT
#217
I have been very deperessed over a girl i really liked leaving my life for almost a year now
T.T
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Tyraz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
New Zealand310 Posts
June 13 2009 23:57 GMT
#218
On June 14 2009 06:24 Belano wrote:
When I was 10 or so I used to shoplift pokemon cards.

Alot of pokemon cards.

omg me too! i got caught by my mum... and she took me to the owner of the shop, the police station and my head master. I was 11. It scared the shit outa me.
100% Pure.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 14 2009 00:02 GMT
#219
I don't think I'm capable of carrying on relationship and I don't think the answer to that question is a firm enough moral premise to find out.
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Blyf
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Denmark408 Posts
June 14 2009 00:05 GMT
#220
On June 14 2009 08:51 AttackZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 08:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I get pathetically excited when I see that I was quoted on tl...and then really sad if what they said after the quote was mean.

me2.

except I get pathetically excited to be quoted and the really bored if they agreed.


i feel the same way
"ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin --- wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface. - Some idiot --- D3 Evelynn main with a side of Ashe/Tristana
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