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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 10:47:20
June 13 2009 10:46 GMT
#61
I once jerked off when I was drunk (when I had just got home) and fell asleep on my bed with my dick out
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 13 2009 10:47 GMT
#62
I've never officially had a gf. T_T
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 10:48:41
June 13 2009 10:48 GMT
#63
lol, I love your confessions minus_human. Don't worry, I love you. :D

Tank pride!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 13 2009 10:55 GMT
#64
tanks are awesome
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
June 13 2009 11:05 GMT
#65
On June 13 2009 19:11 MyHeroNoob wrote:
I once set fire to a rubbish bin and it melted.



I once set fire to an entire junkyard (a small one) fire brigade and police all rocked up and the next day there was police tape all over the scene
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 13 2009 11:07 GMT
#66
When I was in the eight grade I was fooling around with my gf in the park at night (there wasn't really anyone around). Eventually we had unzipped our pants and she sat on top of me on a bench, but it was autumn and quite cold, so we couldn't really pull it off.

Anyway, it ended with her giving me a handjob, which was so great that apparently I forgot to take any 'safety' precautions for when I came... One our later, I got home, entered my room and before I took my black sweater off (to change into something more casual) my mother barged in asking if I want anything to eat. I don't remember the exact details as this was such a long time ago, but after she left and I undressed, I noticed my sweater had a HUGE white splash all over the abdomen area and the lower chest...

I felt so weird after that. I hope my mom didn't notice.
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
June 13 2009 11:23 GMT
#67
my friends and i use to play monster rain
Odeur
Profile Joined October 2008
Taiwan58 Posts
June 13 2009 11:42 GMT
#68
when i was a kid, i took a stray kitten by its tail and swung it around...i had NO IDEA why i did that lol

my earphones never last more than 3 months.
nozaro33
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Taiwan1819 Posts
June 13 2009 12:02 GMT
#69
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


Haha! How do you break a mousepad?
#1 Flash / #2 NaDa / #3 Stats fan / KT fan for life
Kinavca
Profile Joined June 2009
29 Posts
June 13 2009 12:22 GMT
#70
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


Because of STARCRAFT?

I'd hate to see you on a losing day at poker (I think I've played you? Stars midstakes?)

I've broken countless mice, and punched in a door because of poker

My newest strategy to prevent this is, I've bought an expensive mouse, so the threshold at which I'm willing to slam it is much higher
Dyllyn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Singapore670 Posts
June 13 2009 12:23 GMT
#71
I had a relationship with a 13 year old once, but broke it off because i got really guilty about it. I now spend my time crushing on girls that look like her, but older. i was 18 at the time
scv rush ftw
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
June 13 2009 12:28 GMT
#72
I think Talking Shit is hilarious at all times
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
June 13 2009 13:06 GMT
#73
On June 13 2009 21:23 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
I had a relationship with a 13 year old once, but broke it off because i got really guilty about it. I now spend my time crushing on girls that look like her, but older. i was 18 at the time


Lucky you didn't get a surprise visit from Dateline NBC.
Legends never gg
SF-Fork
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Russian Federation1401 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 13:08:42
June 13 2009 13:08 GMT
#74
I once masturbated on an airplane in an intercontinental flight to pass the time. I was SO fucking bored and one of those flight attendants was hot.
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
June 13 2009 13:20 GMT
#75
Masturbating to pixels is my specialty
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
June 13 2009 13:37 GMT
#76
I'm 22 and a virgin, and I dont give a shit.
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
June 13 2009 13:43 GMT
#77
When I was 10, I once got owned by this 7 year old black kid because when I got angry and swung a punch, he kicked me in the nuts. I've been diplomatic with black people ever since.
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
June 13 2009 14:04 GMT
#78
I once ran over a guy in a parking lot and dumped the body on a golf course.

My brother and I once totally owned this ant's nest we found.

Only one of those is true.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
captainwaffles
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1050 Posts
June 13 2009 14:04 GMT
#79
Every Pixar movie I've seen makes me cry, I'm 17.

I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.

Maybe it was because I was sick, Or the meds, but when Mass Effect first came out I was in love with ashley williams, and I sent Kaiden to his death in a heartbeat because I cared about Ashley so much.

In 2006 I wore a pair of pants for 4 months because I feared change (not the case anymore).

I am ridiculously hairy.

My first time masturbating I was 7.

I have an obsession with fire, I burn things.

I first played Starcraft on the N64.

I enjoy the movie Broke Back Mountain.

I could say more, but there are somethings I'm taking to the grave.
https://x.com/CaptainWaffless
Hasse
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden579 Posts
June 13 2009 14:08 GMT
#80
When I was 10 I was so proud cause I was the only guy in my class who had had an Orgasm.

It took me 1½ to realize all I did was pee ;<
You can get alot more with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word - Al Capone
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