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minus_human
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
Tank pride! | ||
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minus_human
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hubfub
Australia352 Posts
On June 13 2009 19:11 MyHeroNoob wrote: I once set fire to a rubbish bin and it melted. I once set fire to an entire junkyard (a small one) fire brigade and police all rocked up and the next day there was police tape all over the scene | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
Anyway, it ended with her giving me a handjob, which was so great that apparently I forgot to take any 'safety' precautions for when I came... One our later, I got home, entered my room and before I took my black sweater off (to change into something more casual) my mother barged in asking if I want anything to eat. I don't remember the exact details as this was such a long time ago, but after she left and I undressed, I noticed my sweater had a HUGE white splash all over the abdomen area and the lower chest... I felt so weird after that. I hope my mom didn't notice. | ||
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ktp
United States797 Posts
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Odeur
Taiwan58 Posts
my earphones never last more than 3 months. | ||
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nozaro33
Taiwan1819 Posts
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote: i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks Haha! How do you break a mousepad? | ||
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Kinavca
29 Posts
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote: i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks Because of STARCRAFT? I'd hate to see you on a losing day at poker (I think I've played you? Stars midstakes?) I've broken countless mice, and punched in a door because of poker My newest strategy to prevent this is, I've bought an expensive mouse, so the threshold at which I'm willing to slam it is much higher | ||
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Dyllyn
Singapore670 Posts
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
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Ranix
United States666 Posts
On June 13 2009 21:23 GenericTerranPlayer wrote: I had a relationship with a 13 year old once, but broke it off because i got really guilty about it. I now spend my time crushing on girls that look like her, but older. i was 18 at the time Lucky you didn't get a surprise visit from Dateline NBC. | ||
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SF-Fork
Russian Federation1401 Posts
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saritenite
Singapore1680 Posts
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ThePhan2m
Norway2750 Posts
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EchOne
United States2906 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6635 Posts
My brother and I once totally owned this ant's nest we found. Only one of those is true. | ||
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captainwaffles
United States1050 Posts
I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours. Maybe it was because I was sick, Or the meds, but when Mass Effect first came out I was in love with ashley williams, and I sent Kaiden to his death in a heartbeat because I cared about Ashley so much. In 2006 I wore a pair of pants for 4 months because I feared change (not the case anymore). I am ridiculously hairy. My first time masturbating I was 7. I have an obsession with fire, I burn things. I first played Starcraft on the N64. I enjoy the movie Broke Back Mountain. I could say more, but there are somethings I'm taking to the grave. | ||
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Hasse
Sweden579 Posts
It took me 1½ to realize all I did was pee ;< | ||
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