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hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1158 Posts
June 13 2009 08:35 GMT
#21
When I was in grade 8, I had a dream in which I was fucking my chemistry teacher (she was hot).
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
June 13 2009 08:36 GMT
#22
I fantasize about committing suicide, but I know I'd never go through with it.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 13 2009 08:38 GMT
#23
I'm Korean.

I'm D.

I haven't eaten rice in more than three weeks.
Hello
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 08:40:43
June 13 2009 08:39 GMT
#24
So what if hes a gypsy let it go its a confessions thread.
No no no no its not mine!
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 13 2009 08:40 GMT
#25
Once I replied to a one-liner only thread.

And I posted 2 lines.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 08:43:51
June 13 2009 08:43 GMT
#26
On June 13 2009 17:32 Pika Chu wrote:
I was up for a tennis match some time ago and i found a female partner to play with me. She was going 4-0 in the first set then i got pissed and started whining like a pussy that my leg hurts me and i can't play.

Edit: wow that nickname really gets you minus-human. Wtf is up with stealing, are you gipsy or what?


People like you make me sad about my own country you know.

At least I learned from my mistakes. I'm aware of the fact that it sounds pretty horrible, however you don't really know anything about me to pass judgment. W/e man. it's just a forum. And I'm a white Romanian citizen, like you are probably
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 13 2009 08:46 GMT
#27
Stop with the fucking fighting. If someone says something bad about your confession ( lol ) then don't reply and its settled.

Case closed.
No no no no its not mine!
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 13 2009 08:52 GMT
#28
ok, I don't wanna derail


keep the dirty stuff coming guys
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
June 13 2009 08:57 GMT
#29
please no critique so that we get a good confession thread


As a child I stole a\several (i forget) toys from a wealthy friend.

A video exists of me drunk and naked in a bathtub.

I have done drugs.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
June 13 2009 09:05 GMT
#30
I own a gun. I have shot people with said gun. Said gun is a paintball gun.
Moderator
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
June 13 2009 09:12 GMT
#31
I like turtles
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
June 13 2009 09:14 GMT
#32
I haven't completed both Starcraft and SC:BW Campaigns.
I know where my towel is.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 13 2009 09:18 GMT
#33
i've robbed motorcycles for joy rides, with friends, we returned them with no gas.

I'm better at Sf4 and cod 4 than i am at SC:BW, ( and i am pretty bad at sf4)

I've refused to have sex with GF because i couldn't stand looking at her in bed she reminded me too much of my EX . T.T

p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
June 13 2009 09:20 GMT
#34
When I was like 11, I used to be part of a clan on B.net that did nothing but backstab fastest players.
Moderator
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 13 2009 09:21 GMT
#35
I masturbated today.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
June 13 2009 09:22 GMT
#36
As a child I stole pens from newsagencies and resold them at school for 1/3 the price as a business. It lasted 4 months and I made $230 before I got caught shoplifting.
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
June 13 2009 09:22 GMT
#37
On June 13 2009 18:20 p4NDemik wrote:
When I was like 11, I used to be part of a clan on B.net that did nothing but backstab fastest players.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 13 2009 09:24 GMT
#38
On June 13 2009 18:22 hubfub wrote:
As a child I stole pens from newsagencies and resold them at school for 1/3 the price as a business. It lasted 4 months and I made $230 before I got caught shoplifting.


Damn nice.

Mine :

Jacked off to porn pics for like 2 hours str8.. and I can't get finished.. pics suck lol
No no no no its not mine!
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-13 09:25:55
June 13 2009 09:24 GMT
#39
On June 13 2009 17:01 Clasic wrote:
I drink more water in one day than most people will drink in a week. I am, in fact, addicted to h2o.


Curiously how much water do you drink a day?

Confession 1
+ Show Spoiler +
When we were noob, my cousin and I used to host 3 player FFA games and pretend we didnt know each other. Of course when the game started, we allied together and stomped the third person.


Confession 2
+ Show Spoiler +
Sometimes we still lost

Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
June 13 2009 09:24 GMT
#40
I prefer japanese manga hentai before actual porn.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
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