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omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
June 21 2009 05:38 GMT
#701
On June 18 2009 16:57 Solinren wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 16:31 haduken wrote:
i used to jerk off to SNSD and korean dramas.

Hmm why'd you stop?


He turned 13?
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
June 21 2009 05:41 GMT
#702
i'm not gay but $20 is $20
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
Pieguy314
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada262 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-14 23:50:01
June 21 2009 05:53 GMT
#703
deleted
asdfasdf
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
June 21 2009 05:59 GMT
#704
In high school I thought I was gay, so I stick a toothbrush up my ass.


im not gay.
DIE!!!
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
June 23 2009 04:24 GMT
#705
I'm still in love with my ex. I can't forget her. I really want her back.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
June 23 2009 04:26 GMT
#706
On June 21 2009 14:59 toopham wrote:
In high school I thought I was gay, so I stick a toothbrush up my ass.


im not gay.
You could still be gay, this just means you're probably not a bottom

I once sat through a gay porno to see if I was gay. I'm not gay, and apparently I'm not the least bit homophobic either since I didn't so much as flinch at it.
kohkomo
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada135 Posts
June 23 2009 06:48 GMT
#707
I have finally finished reading every post in this EPIC discussion... It has taken me over 2hours
1-3am Local

After 8 years of playing sc, I have finally moved unto sc:bw 2months ago
- I got dt rushed in blue storm and I said "omfg I hate bw"
Three Proline Tickets, If I lose Then I quit
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
June 23 2009 07:19 GMT
#708
On June 23 2009 15:48 kohkomo wrote:
After 8 years of playing sc, I have finally moved unto sc:bw 2months ago
- I got dt rushed in blue storm and I said "omfg I hate bw"


That definitely wins the thread.
UGC4
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Peru532 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-23 09:06:25
June 23 2009 08:53 GMT
#709
1st confession (random): i've been visiting TL for months but never bothered to register until now, so i could reply to this thread lol

2nd confession (following up on the sex annecdotes): i had sex with a girl that i hated inside my car on a miami summer day, then i gave her 1$ and asked her to get me a water bottle from walgreens; as soon as she got into the store i tossed her bookbag+purse out the window and drove away. she called me and texted me several times to insult me, of course i did not respond, i was very scared cuz she was underage and knew my full name/where i live. the next day she texts me "fuck you, but the sex was great". we eventually had sex again, FUCK COLOMBIAN GIRLS (no offense to any colombian girls here in TL, i guess) they are the devil, so just fuck them and leave them. credits of my first fuck-and-ditch experience go to the porn website www.bangbus.com
#1 Movie fan~ he's got so much skill it oozes out of his skin in the form of acne. ~family comes first~
ama-cms
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland164 Posts
June 23 2009 09:29 GMT
#710
1: I've 'de-flowered' 5 girls of their virginity. this was back in the day a bit when I let my cock lead me around.


2: One of these things got pretty heavy though. she was this really, really short girl. made me feel tall in comparison, which I'm not. anyway, she became completely obsessive over me and would do anything to be around me. I didn't care for her that much, so it got pretty kinky. On like the fifth or sixth time we were having sex I was already fucking her @$$. she wasn't that imaginative or active, no surprise from a girl who only recently lost her virginity. When I found out she didn't like eating ass,so thats what I made her do. a lot and then some. Her friends somehow found out and made her life miserable because of it. Her friends(?!?) almost slept with me just to make her more miserable because she just couldn't get over obsessing about me. In their own way her close circle of friends wanted to "get into the game". It was like some bizarre enactment of a continuous school bullying scenario, or something. I'm getting self-censorship issues now so I won't go into detail about the stuff I started to fantasize I would do to her to make it all even more depraved. When I was seriously contemplating doing all kinds of awful things I stopped in a moment of self-reflection, and ended "the relationship." It was hard for her for a long time but as a consequence, if there is a hell I surely bought my ticket down there with how I handled things with her. Last I heard, she was doing ok though.

3: For years afterwards, like 4 years or so, I didn't want to try to go steady with any girl because I was fearful of becoming a remorseless jerk again. I still hate myself for what I did to her. Now, I won't go for all the sex that is on offer or date wild girls or anything, because I take extra effort to be a sensitive gentleman about everything and have grown to like this new role. However, sensitive gentlemen are not that attractive to women, apparently. FML!

apologies for running my mouth a bit. If I confess more weird stuff I'll try to stick to a few concise and explanatory verses.
spam broodling.
Kleander
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States334 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-23 09:34:01
June 23 2009 09:33 GMT
#711
On June 21 2009 14:41 The_Australian wrote:
i'm not gay but $20 is $20


I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had

and so far, none of them have found out
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
captainwaffles
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1050 Posts
June 23 2009 09:55 GMT
#712
On June 16 2009 15:15 fanatacist wrote:
When I was 7 I watched "All Dogs Go To Heaven" on TV with my parents, and when the dog died I ran out of the living room and cried on my bed for 3 hours. My parents came in periodically to tell me that it was okay, that the dog went to heaven and was happy, but I was bawling so hard that all I could say was "THE DOG DIED... THE DOG... DIEEDDDD..."

My parents only let me watch G-rated movies until I was 9.




When I was about that age, I saw the 98' american version of Godzilla, and I was crying soo much after Godzilla died... everyone else (my family) thought it was weird that I was sad because the monster terrorizing and destroying NYC was killed.
https://x.com/CaptainWaffless
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
June 23 2009 09:57 GMT
#713
On June 13 2009 17:33 VIB wrote:
Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off.

... to jap AV
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
June 23 2009 10:36 GMT
#714
In 9 grade I found a homeless sleeping dead-drunk on a bench and I took some money from his pocket so I could pay in the PC club later in the day.

I did ecstasy when I was 15.

I once killed a pigeon with an air-rifle and I've never been so sorry in my life since then.

Last autumn I found a kitten near my apartment and I took it home then I fed it and the next day I found him an on owner. I cried so much later in the day, I loved this little thing so much.

I sometimes steal waffles and chocolate and nuts from some shops just to see if I can still do it.

I am getting married on the 4th of July.

I am going to have a baby by the end of November.

Last confession: I am as happy as a weasel in a chicken yard.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
400lb White Girl
Profile Joined April 2009
United States83 Posts
June 23 2009 11:33 GMT
#715
I deserted the army after being stuck in fort benning for six months (injury)
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 23 2009 11:37 GMT
#716
On June 23 2009 18:33 Kleander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2009 14:41 The_Australian wrote:
i'm not gay but $20 is $20


I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had

and so far, none of them have found out


pro?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
June 28 2009 11:00 GMT
#717
I facepalmed when I saw pictures of all those people crying over MJ's death.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
June 28 2009 11:24 GMT
#718
On June 23 2009 20:37 StorZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2009 18:33 Kleander wrote:
On June 21 2009 14:41 The_Australian wrote:
i'm not gay but $20 is $20


I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had

and so far, none of them have found out


pro?


The last guy that told me that, I've looked up one of his girlfriends and told her, just to spoil his streak.

...looking up info on Kleander as we speak!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
June 29 2009 05:56 GMT
#719
I'm not related to FakeSteve.
I just wish I were.

To Follow Suit:
... Once I whipped it out while my gf was driving. She rear ended some random woman.
Allstate got a very different version of the account.
You are now breathing manually.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 29 2009 06:10 GMT
#720
Confession : I made a GOSU thread.
No no no no its not mine!
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