EPTHe turned 13?
One-Line Confessions - Page 36
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omfghi2u2
United States831 Posts
He turned 13? | ||
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The_Australian
Australia458 Posts
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Pieguy314
Canada262 Posts
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toopham
United States551 Posts
im not gay. | ||
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iloahz
United States964 Posts
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
On June 21 2009 14:59 toopham wrote: You could still be gay, this just means you're probably not a bottom In high school I thought I was gay, so I stick a toothbrush up my ass. im not gay.  I once sat through a gay porno to see if I was gay. I'm not gay, and apparently I'm not the least bit homophobic either since I didn't so much as flinch at it. | ||
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kohkomo
Canada135 Posts
1-3am Local After 8 years of playing sc, I have finally moved unto sc:bw 2months ago - I got dt rushed in blue storm and I said "omfg I hate bw" | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9104 Posts
On June 23 2009 15:48 kohkomo wrote: After 8 years of playing sc, I have finally moved unto sc:bw 2months ago - I got dt rushed in blue storm and I said "omfg I hate bw" That definitely wins the thread. | ||
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UGC4
Peru532 Posts
2nd confession (following up on the sex annecdotes): i had sex with a girl that i hated inside my car on a miami summer day, then i gave her 1$ and asked her to get me a water bottle from walgreens; as soon as she got into the store i tossed her bookbag+purse out the window and drove away. she called me and texted me several times to insult me, of course i did not respond, i was very scared cuz she was underage and knew my full name/where i live. the next day she texts me "fuck you, but the sex was great". we eventually had sex again, FUCK COLOMBIAN GIRLS (no offense to any colombian girls here in TL, i guess) they are the devil, so just fuck them and leave them. credits of my first fuck-and-ditch experience go to the porn website www.bangbus.com | ||
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ama-cms
Finland164 Posts
 2: One of these things got pretty heavy though. she was this really, really short girl. made me feel tall in comparison, which I'm not. anyway, she became completely obsessive over me and would do anything to be around me. I didn't care for her that much, so it got pretty kinky. On like the fifth or sixth time we were having sex I was already fucking her @$$. she wasn't that imaginative or active, no surprise from a girl who only recently lost her virginity. When I found out she didn't like eating ass,so thats what I made her do. a lot and then some. Her friends somehow found out and made her life miserable because of it. Her friends(?!?) almost slept with me just to make her more miserable because she just couldn't get over obsessing about me. In their own way her close circle of friends wanted to "get into the game". It was like some bizarre enactment of a continuous school bullying scenario, or something. I'm getting self-censorship issues now so I won't go into detail about the stuff I started to fantasize I would do to her to make it all even more depraved. When I was seriously contemplating doing all kinds of awful things I stopped in a moment of self-reflection, and ended "the relationship." It was hard for her for a long time but as a consequence, if there is a hell I surely bought my ticket down there with how I handled things with her. Last I heard, she was doing ok though. 3: For years afterwards, like 4 years or so, I didn't want to try to go steady with any girl because I was fearful of becoming a remorseless jerk again. I still hate myself for what I did to her. Now, I won't go for all the sex that is on offer or date wild girls or anything, because I take extra effort to be a sensitive gentleman about everything and have grown to like this new role. However, sensitive gentlemen are not that attractive to women, apparently. FML! apologies for running my mouth a bit. If I confess more weird stuff I'll try to stick to a few concise and explanatory verses.  | ||
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Kleander
United States334 Posts
On June 21 2009 14:41 The_Australian wrote: i'm not gay but $20 is $20 I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had and so far, none of them have found out | ||
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captainwaffles
United States1050 Posts
On June 16 2009 15:15 fanatacist wrote: When I was 7 I watched "All Dogs Go To Heaven" on TV with my parents, and when the dog died I ran out of the living room and cried on my bed for 3 hours. My parents came in periodically to tell me that it was okay, that the dog went to heaven and was happy, but I was bawling so hard that all I could say was "THE DOG DIED... THE DOG... DIEEDDDD..." My parents only let me watch G-rated movies until I was 9. When I was about that age, I saw the 98' american version of Godzilla, and I was crying soo much after Godzilla died... everyone else (my family) thought it was weird that I was sad because the monster terrorizing and destroying NYC was killed. | ||
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omninmo
2349 Posts
On June 13 2009 17:33 VIB wrote: Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off. ... to jap AV | ||
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hymn
Bulgaria832 Posts
I did ecstasy when I was 15. I once killed a pigeon with an air-rifle and I've never been so sorry in my life since then. Last autumn I found a kitten near my apartment and I took it home then I fed it and the next day I found him an on owner. I cried so much later in the day, I loved this little thing so much. I sometimes steal waffles and chocolate and nuts from some shops just to see if I can still do it. I am getting married on the 4th of July. I am going to have a baby by the end of November. Last confession: I am as happy as a weasel in a chicken yard. | ||
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400lb White Girl
United States83 Posts
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
On June 23 2009 18:33 Kleander wrote: I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had and so far, none of them have found out pro? | ||
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
The last guy that told me that, I've looked up one of his girlfriends and told her, just to spoil his streak. ...looking up info on Kleander as we speak! | ||
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ActualSteve
United States627 Posts
I just wish I were. To Follow Suit: ... Once I whipped it out while my gf was driving. She rear ended some random woman. Allstate got a very different version of the account. | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
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