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iPF[Div]
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain572 Posts
June 17 2009 10:35 GMT
#621
On June 17 2009 19:28 PriitM wrote:
It sometimes takes me too little time to cum, but sometimes it takes me so long that I get tired before I finish... ;_;


Im no longer angry about my loss, thank you. And sorry.
Since ma jae yoon and jin young soo stabbed me in the fucking back, i've got no one to rep here.
PriitM
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Algeria181 Posts
June 17 2009 10:37 GMT
#622
--- Nuked ---
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
June 17 2009 10:40 GMT
#623
On June 17 2009 19:37 PriitM wrote:
Srsly, sometimes I finish with 30 seconds and other time I 'work' for 15 minutes full speed and am nowhere near finishing. Thus giving up and stopping ;_;

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94732
ModeratorGodfather
PriitM
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Algeria181 Posts
June 17 2009 10:45 GMT
#624
--- Nuked ---
dibban
Profile Joined July 2008
Sweden1279 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-17 11:25:41
June 17 2009 11:25 GMT
#625
I laughed at Lettermans joke about Palin's daughter.
이제동 - 이영호 since '07.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 17 2009 11:26 GMT
#626
On June 17 2009 06:38 onihunter wrote:
I play Maplestory.


i feel sorry for you
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 17:47:48
June 17 2009 11:39 GMT
#627
EDIT: My bad, wrong thread ;_;
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
iPF[Div]
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain572 Posts
June 17 2009 12:24 GMT
#628
^wrong thread.

After realizing that this thread is pretty new yet has 32 pages, I decided to go back and read through most of it, and now I feel like an idiot for getting frustrated over a loss when there are people with legitimate confessions
Since ma jae yoon and jin young soo stabbed me in the fucking back, i've got no one to rep here.
araav
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Armenia1590 Posts
June 17 2009 14:23 GMT
#629
On June 14 2009 10:44 Zato-1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 22:37 ThePhan2m wrote:
I'm 22 and a virgin, and I dont give a shit.

I'm 24 and a virgin, and I wish I wasn't.

I'm an atheist.


I'm 30 and still a virgin. Have 10 more years to go.
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 17 2009 14:26 GMT
#630
On June 17 2009 23:23 araav wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 10:44 Zato-1 wrote:
On June 13 2009 22:37 ThePhan2m wrote:
I'm 22 and a virgin, and I dont give a shit.

I'm 24 and a virgin, and I wish I wasn't.

I'm an atheist.


I'm 30 and still a virgin. Have 10 more years to go.


what do you mean by 10 more years to go?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
June 17 2009 14:28 GMT
#631
BEFORE HE BECOMES 40YROLDVIRGIN@USEAST ON BATTLE.NET
too easy
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
June 17 2009 14:34 GMT
#632
On June 17 2009 19:22 Manifesto7 wrote:
Which you are confessing, meaning it bothers you? Does his tight foreskin get in the way of your experience?


I was more posting it on behalf of my friends because while he visits TL he is not active enough to have posted it here himself. You could say I am a modern day Samaritan.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
June 17 2009 15:36 GMT
#633
On June 14 2009 08:25 Resonance wrote:
OH. I also have like no respect for complete starcraft noobs who just are starting to play starcraft now in preparation for starcraft 2, and are getting really frusterated because they aren't winning. It just annoys me.

Also, a part of me is looking forward to sc2, but another part of me feels sick whenever I think of sc2. I literally get a gross feeling in my stomach when I think about sc2 sometimes.

Lastly, I just realized about a week or two ago that I have been depressed for the last year. Weird how that works.


LOL. I have the same feeling. Where the fuck were they, say, TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO?? Then they blog about "iccup depression" or "has the level of iccup gone up???". Maybe a little bit but seriously if you started less than a year ago you are not going to be good at BW and it will not help you with SC2. Just play and stop blogging.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 17 2009 15:42 GMT
#634
I REALLY dislike people who type sentences like this

"You need to use your muta to harass so you can get hydra out and kill his expo which has alot of cannon"

seriously is it so fucking hard to type an S after them?
Seriously it sounds like a single muta is gonna harass and one hydralisk is going to kill an expo with cannons

l2type
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-17 16:58:04
June 17 2009 16:57 GMT
#635
On June 18 2009 00:42 arb wrote:
I REALLY dislike people who type sentences like this

"You need to use your muta to harass so you can get hydra out and kill his expo which has alot of cannon"

seriously is it so fucking hard to type an S after them?
Seriously it sounds like a single muta is gonna harass and one hydralisk is going to kill an expo with cannons

l2type



well its one cannon so its easy man.... err wait alot of cannon umm...

darkswarm ftw? maybe?

edit.
my fever just broke woot. i'm feeling much better now.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 04:45:12
June 18 2009 04:43 GMT
#636
On June 17 2009 14:40 wishbones wrote:
ive punched countless holes in the wall due to a bad ending on a game of sc, i recently (and its about time) hit a brick wall rather than the usual white dry wall. Now i have a Boxer Fracture.


On this night june 7th, i mined x25 percocets from the script the doctor gave me, i did them all in 2 days, maybe 3, but possible 4. So on the 6th day, i pretended to fall and had to spend 7 hours to Mine 20x percocets. They were great i was at the hospital till 3:30 am. I then proceeded to take the 25-30 minute walk back home. I never made it to bed to due some form of Live progaming. 7am came along so i mined my 20x percocets from this script. I did them all in 2 days.

+ Show Spoiler +
5.1.2edit spoiler line confession sorry! The night june 7th was same as the second time at hospital. No sleep, script mining at 7-8am
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
June 18 2009 04:47 GMT
#637
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.
POGGERS
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
June 18 2009 04:50 GMT
#638
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
d1sh0ng
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States103 Posts
June 18 2009 05:14 GMT
#639
I told everyone I wasn't going to have sex until I got married.




Then I got a girlfriend and realized that marriage is too far away.
Clap it up for minimum wage!!!
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
June 18 2009 05:29 GMT
#640
im gay
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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