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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 17 2009 04:46 GMT
#601
On June 17 2009 13:38 chaoser wrote:
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On June 17 2009 13:16 Manifesto7 wrote:
On June 17 2009 13:08 chaoser wrote:
i judge people who go to japan who can't speak japanese


go to hell.


i just don't like japanophiles. they don't understand that かわいい、そうですね?、and、何ですか?! don't cut it. not everyone in japan loves anime and will accept you for the sad nerdy perverted fucks that you are. just like america, if you're an outcast here, you'll be an outcast there, maybe even worse cause Japanese kids are MEAN when they want to be.

Has no application to Manifesto or any semi-decent adult lol.
Peace~
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
June 17 2009 04:53 GMT
#602
On June 17 2009 13:46 BookTwo wrote:
I have an interview at McDonalds on Monday. And if I get it, it will be my first job.


Couldn't you find a job... anywhere else? Working at McDonald's would suck I'd imagine, even more so than other minimum wage type jobs.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
June 17 2009 05:40 GMT
#603
ive punched countless holes in the wall due to a bad ending on a game of sc, i recently (and its about time) hit a brick wall rather than the usual white dry wall. Now i have a Boxer Fracture.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-17 05:52:43
June 17 2009 05:51 GMT
#604
i robotripped with someone on this forum in which we grasped hands through the screen (or at least we felt it). trippy ass, fucking shit. playing broodwar, of course. crazy fucking night

good times. ^_^
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
June 17 2009 05:54 GMT
#605
When I was a kid I used to search for items around the house to either stick my dick into, or use as a buttplug when I masturbated.
"Well it’s obvious that these Terran gamers are just extremely gifted when it comes to RTS games" -Ret, in regards to the first months of SC2
Railz
Profile Joined July 2008
United States1449 Posts
June 17 2009 05:55 GMT
#606
On June 17 2009 13:53 Jonoman92 wrote:
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On June 17 2009 13:46 BookTwo wrote:
I have an interview at McDonalds on Monday. And if I get it, it will be my first job.


Couldn't you find a job... anywhere else? Working at McDonald's would suck I'd imagine, even more so than other minimum wage type jobs.


I work at McDs. Over Min Wage now but I enjoy the other Employees.
Did the whole world just get a lot smaller and go whooosh?_-` Number 0ne By.Fantasy Fanatic!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 17 2009 06:08 GMT
#607
On June 17 2009 14:51 QuoC wrote:
i robotripped with someone on this forum in which we grasped hands through the screen (or at least we felt it). trippy ass, fucking shit. playing broodwar, of course. crazy fucking night

good times. ^_^

It was so fucking real dude.
Peace~
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-17 06:45:45
June 17 2009 06:45 GMT
#608
On June 17 2009 13:46 BookTwo wrote:
I have an interview at McDonalds on Monday. And if I get it, it will be my first job.


Was my first job too. I learned lots of valuable skills, made great friends, and got cheap burgers at a time in my life when I could eat whatever the fuck I wanted.

McDonalds is an awesome first job. It's just not an awesome first career.

edit - and even that isn't totally true. McJobs have a bad rep, but if you are motivated they will train you in business and management for free, making you very employable.
ModeratorGodfather
Shade692003
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada702 Posts
June 17 2009 09:01 GMT
#609
On June 17 2009 13:46 BookTwo wrote:
I have an interview at McDonalds on Monday. And if I get it, it will be my first job.


I can't for the life of me find a job this summer. I tried like all the friggin shops and whatnot around, and a couple of IT firms (studying in computer sc). Not even a single interview or call backs...

Maybe it's karma biting my ass back because of the awesome video game tester job I had last summer
I hate the post below mine because it feels War3-ish.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
June 17 2009 09:15 GMT
#610
Well, I've tried with a lot of clerical type jobs but no go. I have no experience, and finished school last year, so I need to start somewhere. I'm only 18, so McDonalds isn't too bad imo. And it's local, I can walk to work.

I really hope I get it. I'm going to NZ on a snowboard trip in August, and I need to save for that.

Wish me luck guys!
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
June 17 2009 09:19 GMT
#611
On June 17 2009 18:15 BookTwo wrote:
I really hope I get it. I'm going to NZ on a snowboard trip in August, and I need to save for that.

Nice, whereabouts?
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
June 17 2009 09:21 GMT
#612
Cardrona and Treblecone. I might have mis-spelled those.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-17 09:26:17
June 17 2009 09:25 GMT
#613
On June 17 2009 13:30 Manifesto7 wrote:
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On June 17 2009 13:16 kefkalives wrote:
On June 17 2009 13:16 Manifesto7 wrote:
On June 17 2009 13:08 chaoser wrote:
i judge people who go to japan who can't speak japanese


go to hell.


Im sure you speak it now thought right mani?


Not so much. I can order chicken and beer very well, but you would be amazed how easy it is to live an English life in Japan.


Chicken and beer. Thats about all you need though right?

On a more serious note, I think it would suck to live in a country where you can't speak much of the main language.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
June 17 2009 09:50 GMT
#614
Yep, it is the number one frustration for me.
ModeratorGodfather
iPF[Div]
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain572 Posts
June 17 2009 09:56 GMT
#615
I'm not the greatest at sc ok, but I'm not a total noob either, i'm like just under C if you want to go with the iccup rankings, and well, the point is that I lose more often than I win, and Im ok with that, I really am. But I just lost to a huge fucking noob, like D- is miles away from this kid, and I really want to die right now. This is the first time I've become physically angry after losing, i'm usually very cj face about the whole thing, but I can actually feel pain in my chest and the desire to hit shit right now.

FUCK
Since ma jae yoon and jin young soo stabbed me in the fucking back, i've got no one to rep here.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
June 17 2009 09:58 GMT
#616
Whoa, it's just one loss. And think of it this way. My record was something like 0-54 before I quit.

deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
June 17 2009 09:59 GMT
#617
Turbovolver has tight foreskin and it hurts when he gets a boner or has sex.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
June 17 2009 10:22 GMT
#618
Which you are confessing, meaning it bothers you? Does his tight foreskin get in the way of your experience?
ModeratorGodfather
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 17 2009 10:25 GMT
#619
On June 17 2009 18:50 Manifesto7 wrote:
Yep, it is the number one frustration for me.
Are you trying to learn it? I'm taking only 2h/week of japanese classes and it's sooo easy if you already know english. So much of the japanese vocabulary comes from english. I'm sure that living there you would learn 100x faster than what I am. And it has been pretty fast for me.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
PriitM
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Algeria181 Posts
June 17 2009 10:28 GMT
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