• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 00:22
CEST 06:22
KST 13:22
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!9[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
[$1250] International ShieldBattery League28Weekly Cups (October 5-11): Farewell to 5.0.162Rollback Netcode in Brood War1265.0.17 Patch Notes - October 7, 202624Weekly Cups Results (Sep 28-Oct 4)0
StarCraft 2
General
SCII needs to put more weight on strategy and tact Server Blocker Terran AddOns placement How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR? Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners
Tourneys
Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) $3,500 WardiTV Not-Summer Championship ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[G] How to playtest arcade maps [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Sweltering Sands [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 547 Temple Of Terror Mutation # 546 Catch the Train Mutation # 545 And Drops and Rifts
Brood War
General
[Megathread] Daily Funny Videos Rollback Netcode in Brood War GG Lan Fest Sofia, Bulgaria [this November] [Recap] Hive ZvZ in MonstarZ vs Dreams [ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!
Tourneys
[ASL22] Grand Finals [$1250] International ShieldBattery League 2v2v2v2 Tournament Small VOD Thread 2.0
Strategy
Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers Replay Review Process - What do you do?
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Dawn of War IV Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Artificial Intelligence Thread The Chess Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
MLB/Baseball 2023 Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
The Link Between Gaming and …
TrAiDoS
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
38 yo Retired SWE loo…
PurE)Rabbit-SF
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 10378 users

One-Line Confessions - Page 169

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 167 168 169 170 171 209 Next
allyourbase
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States243 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 19:26:16
November 23 2010 18:09 GMT
#3361
On November 24 2010 01:09 Morfildur wrote:
On my birthday last sunday i drank half a bottle of sambucca(40%) to finally not just look at the knife, but i'm still a coward too scared of the pain, no matter how much i drink. Well, it was worth a try, now i know alcohol doesn't help and just sucks. I loathe my life but i'm can't even end it... well, i can still hope on not living too long.

I've been there, i had a secret suicide knife in my closet for a long time. You should talk to a doctor, or at least some friends or family members. It helped me a lot more than I thought it would.
Something something justice
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 21:28:25
November 23 2010 21:28 GMT
#3362
I work at a bank...I use my work computer to stalk my ex's credit card purchases. I hope this doesn't get me fired.

Singing "I'ma gonna go to hell when I die."
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
kidcrash89
Profile Joined August 2010
198 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 22:04:38
November 23 2010 21:58 GMT
#3363
One time I got real lonely and hooked up with a fat chick. I came to grips half way through and walked out on her. I still feel kinda bad

Another time, when I was 17, my girlfriend at the time told me it was that time of the month. We went at it anyways. There was blood everywhere.
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 23 2010 22:07 GMT
#3364
I wish I was a shower not a grower. 9 inch penis that looks like a stereotypical asian penis when flaccid. *sadface*
Reikobi
Profile Joined November 2010
United States12 Posts
November 23 2010 22:10 GMT
#3365
When I was ~13 or so, I used to steal loads of money from my parents' cash stash and blow it on Yu-Gi-Oh cards and video games. My parents started to wonder where I got my $500 deck from and random games, but if they ever figured it out, they never said anything. This went on for about a year. I still feel like shit about it.
ZerglingSoup
Profile Joined June 2009
United States346 Posts
November 24 2010 00:05 GMT
#3366
I have a man-crush on Fran Lebowitz
Stream plz
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-24 00:22:17
November 24 2010 00:21 GMT
#3367
On November 24 2010 06:58 kidcrash89 wrote:

Another time, when I was 17, my girlfriend at the time told me it was that time of the month. We went at it anyways. There was blood everywhere.


I visited a girlfriend for a week while she was working long distance; she was on her period for the week, and we were staying in a hotel. It looked like someone had been murdered... poor maid.

On November 24 2010 07:07 Kakera wrote:
I wish I was a shower not a grower. 9 inch penis that looks like a stereotypical asian penis when flaccid. *sadface*


Oh for the love of god, quit complaining. I sincerely hope this is a brag in disguise, because if it's not, you need to be kicked in the nuts.
"Well it’s obvious that these Terran gamers are just extremely gifted when it comes to RTS games" -Ret, in regards to the first months of SC2
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
November 24 2010 00:30 GMT
#3368
On November 24 2010 01:09 Morfildur wrote:
On my birthday last sunday i drank half a bottle of sambucca(40%) to finally not just look at the knife, but i'm still a coward too scared of the pain, no matter how much i drink. Well, it was worth a try, now i know alcohol doesn't help and just sucks. I loathe my life but i'm can't even end it... well, i can still hope on not living too long.

SAM BOOKY? That sound like one of my african cousins! - Katt williams
Ideas are bullet-proof.
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
November 24 2010 00:34 GMT
#3369
On November 23 2010 08:39 DROPPINBOMBS wrote:
I'm sitting on the toilet, shitting with a towel over my legs because my Macbook is cold. and i'm naked.. browsing TL. sup.

Show nested quote +
On November 22 2010 11:01 Elegance wrote:
Im in a university program with 3 other guys and 90 girls in our year. None of the guys including me have a girlfriend, first term ends in 2 weeks.

Heres the part where you call them all angry lesbian, to make yourself look better.

Lol.. lesbians.

hahaha. this has the look of an alt account made just for use on the toilet.. with 250+ posts. see a doctor about that!
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
November 24 2010 00:36 GMT
#3370
On November 24 2010 09:30 DROPPINBOMBS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2010 01:09 Morfildur wrote:
On my birthday last sunday i drank half a bottle of sambucca(40%) to finally not just look at the knife, but i'm still a coward too scared of the pain, no matter how much i drink. Well, it was worth a try, now i know alcohol doesn't help and just sucks. I loathe my life but i'm can't even end it... well, i can still hope on not living too long.

SAM BOOKY? That sound like one of my african cousins! - Katt williams

did you just make a joke about someone's depression and suicidal thoughts? that's pretty low. and while on the toilet too...
TheAngelofDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2033 Posts
November 24 2010 00:38 GMT
#3371
I killed my neighbors dog because I was trying to sleep and it wouldn't stop barking.
"Infestors are the suck" - LzGamer
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
November 24 2010 02:53 GMT
#3372
On November 23 2010 08:55 Gamerboy5440 wrote:

Show nested quote +
On November 16 2010 14:17 Molybdenum wrote:
I hate making decisions. I'm pretty indifferent about just about everything No matter what it is, I just want people to tell me what they want instead. I especially don't like to choose what we cook for dinner or where I go to eat. Trying to choose a new cell phone was a struggle, finally picked one. Kinda strange, I suppose



Don't worry, I feel the same, but especially when I'm doing a school assignment, ask a question about it, and their response is "Just do what I asked you". So confusing sometimes.



Same here. I hate when people come up to me and are like "Which shirt should i wear today" or something like that and i am just thinking to myself "Why should i give a fuck, get out of my face".
When i am forced to choose between something, i pick one thing quickly and move on with my life. Like when i am getting new shoes, my parents want me to look at all these different shoes, but I find one pair i like, buy them and leave. Once i've made up my mind there is no point in looking at more.

Also, i have considered suicide and murder in my life ( Mostly around the times i was in Scouts Canada, thing drove me insane with religious overtone)
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
JTouche
Profile Joined August 2010
United States239 Posts
November 24 2010 02:56 GMT
#3373
On November 22 2010 14:05 Kakera wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2010 12:59 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
im more or less living the dream
girlfriend, uni, awesome job, starcraft 2 etc.

and it bores me


The dream is regular life? No wonder, that's a shitty dream.


Whoa, who are you to judge? To each his own. If he's happy, than he's living the dream.
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
November 24 2010 04:51 GMT
#3374
I deleted my proper confession after re-reading it because I was embarrassed and replaced it with a "I pee in the shower" which everyone does.
LOUD NOISES!!!
Frigo
Profile Joined August 2009
Hungary1023 Posts
November 24 2010 06:54 GMT
#3375
I'm using Irfanview since whenever, and I just realized its icon is a goddamn cat.
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Treasure_Chest
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 24 2010 07:05 GMT
#3376
On November 24 2010 11:56 JTouche wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2010 14:05 Kakera wrote:
On November 22 2010 12:59 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
im more or less living the dream
girlfriend, uni, awesome job, starcraft 2 etc.

and it bores me


The dream is regular life? No wonder, that's a shitty dream.


Whoa, who are you to judge? To each his own. If he's happy, than he's living the dream.


He's not happy? So I was telling him that it's ok to be bored with regular life.
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
November 24 2010 08:06 GMT
#3377
I made a blog about this girl http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=169293 which I kinda fell inlove with. Everything was fine before this saturday ( 24.11.2010 )... The friday we were kissing and all over eachother, could not take our hands off eachother. When we were standing she came closer to me and started teasing. Then told me to meet her tomorrow(saturday) at a pub. I showed up, she did not... Then I started calling her, she did not pick up.
then sunday arrives. We were supposted to go to the cinema and watch Harry Potter's new movie. I called her and she pressed " busy". I'm like WHAT THE FUCK??? but ok, everybody can be busy...
Some hours later, after the cinema, me, my cousin and her boyfriend went to Statoil ( gass station or what you call it). It was 12 AM at the time. She of all people came in. She said hi to my cousin and just went past me.... I was looking at her asking myself " WTF IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW". I told her to come over to me, to see what the fuck is on, and she told me " we'll talk about it". I'm like ok, but when....

I let it go and went outside to see what happens when she comes out. SHE FUCKING WENT RIGHT PAST ME AGAIN, WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT ME. So the question is... How can something go from kissing + teasing eacother to total ignoring? I did not do anything wrong, and yeah I know that for sure!!!
She has been ignoring me since then and so I do not really give 2 fucks anymore, but I feel sad because I finally found a girl for me...

Fuck girls are complicated.
erazor
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany7 Posts
November 24 2010 09:41 GMT
#3378
@BaltA:

imo she likes you but maybe she doesn't want a relationship atm...
i am in the same situation but reverse -> i felt in love with a girl. i think she likes me too, but i don't want a relationship atm :-/
ZerglingSoup
Profile Joined June 2009
United States346 Posts
November 24 2010 09:50 GMT
#3379
On November 24 2010 17:06 BaltA wrote:
I made a blog about this girl http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=169293 which I kinda fell inlove with. Everything was fine before this saturday ( 24.11.2010 )... The friday we were kissing and all over eachother, could not take our hands off eachother. When we were standing she came closer to me and started teasing. Then told me to meet her tomorrow(saturday) at a pub. I showed up, she did not... Then I started calling her, she did not pick up.
then sunday arrives. We were supposted to go to the cinema and watch Harry Potter's new movie. I called her and she pressed " busy". I'm like WHAT THE FUCK??? but ok, everybody can be busy...
Some hours later, after the cinema, me, my cousin and her boyfriend went to Statoil ( gass station or what you call it). It was 12 AM at the time. She of all people came in. She said hi to my cousin and just went past me.... I was looking at her asking myself " WTF IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW". I told her to come over to me, to see what the fuck is on, and she told me " we'll talk about it". I'm like ok, but when....

I let it go and went outside to see what happens when she comes out. SHE FUCKING WENT RIGHT PAST ME AGAIN, WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT ME. So the question is... How can something go from kissing + teasing eacother to total ignoring? I did not do anything wrong, and yeah I know that for sure!!!
She has been ignoring me since then and so I do not really give 2 fucks anymore, but I feel sad because I finally found a girl for me...

Fuck girls are complicated.


A little longer than one line and also not a confession, but I feel ya man. She's playing you.
Stream plz
LedFarmer
Profile Joined October 2010
United States161 Posts
November 24 2010 09:50 GMT
#3380
On November 24 2010 09:38 TheAngelofDeath wrote:
I killed my neighbors dog because I was trying to sleep and it wouldn't stop barking.


I hope your joking. If not I would advice seeing a doctor, killing is not the answer, did you try talking to your neighbor?
I don't read the script. The script reads me.
Prev 1 167 168 169 170 171 209 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
The PiG Daily
06:30
Best Games of SC
Clem vs SHIN
herO vs SHIN
Serral vs Solar
Clem vs SHIN
Reynor vs TBD
LiquipediaDiscussion
AI Arena Tournament
01:00
Swiss - Round 6
Laughngamez YouTube
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RuFF_SC2 230
Livibee 163
Nina 118
StarCraft: Brood War
910 62
sOs 45
Terrorterran 41
Bale 38
Icarus 9
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm212
League of Legends
JimRising 631
Other Games
summit1g8094
WinterStarcraft525
ViBE162
Khaldor103
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick614
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta139
• practicex 23
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota270
League of Legends
• Lourlo1013
Other Games
• Shiphtur617
Upcoming Events
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5h 38m
OSC
8h 38m
IPSL
11h 38m
BSL Open Qualifier
14h 38m
WardiTV Weekly
1d 6h
IntoTheTV X SOOP
2 days
PiGosaur Cup
2 days
The PondCast
3 days
Kung Fu Cup
3 days
IntoTheTV X SOOP
4 days
[ Show More ]
FEL
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

ASL Season 22
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Copium Cup

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
IPSL Winter 2026-27
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
Acropolis #5 - GSC
HCC Season 3
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

BSL Season 23
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
1win Private Club #2
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.