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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
November 19 2010 12:43 GMT
#3321
On November 19 2010 21:37 Set_ wrote:
I think the Godfather trilogy is boring and overrated. ( I don't have a bad taste in films)

It insists upon itself.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
allyourbase
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States243 Posts
November 19 2010 20:59 GMT
#3322
On November 19 2010 21:43 jello_biafra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 19 2010 21:37 Set_ wrote:
I think the Godfather trilogy is boring and overrated. ( I don't have a bad taste in films)

It insists upon itself.

I havent seen any of them :|

Nice Family Guy reference though.

I haven't seen any of the LOTR either.
Something something justice
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-19 22:06:07
November 19 2010 22:04 GMT
#3323
On November 19 2010 12:28 Rinrun wrote:
I walk around with an air of invincibility and an aura of confidence - yet, on the inside, I'm just a shy guy who is afraid of being shot down in the game of love... again.



Whats up me? You sounds so much like me.

Also, I need a new video card (ol' faithful 8800gt is dying after it's third year of faithful service- we salute) and I have no fucking clue what to buy. I don't keep up with tech stuff
Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-19 22:27:27
November 19 2010 22:24 GMT
#3324
Whenever I rub one out, I have to do it to porn stars. I am absolutely consumed with guilt if I masturbate to women I actually know.

edit: some peoples' confessions make me want to go on a hugging spree. I admire how much information they're willing to divulge in such a frank manner
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it... and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of Reddit.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
November 19 2010 22:38 GMT
#3325
On November 19 2010 21:43 jello_biafra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 19 2010 21:37 Set_ wrote:
I think the Godfather trilogy is boring and overrated. ( I don't have a bad taste in films)

It insists upon itself.

haha whatever you say, peter
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
November 20 2010 00:18 GMT
#3326
Talking to overly happy/bubbly people makes me want to snap their neck.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Antiochus
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada548 Posts
November 20 2010 00:22 GMT
#3327
On November 20 2010 09:18 57 Corvette wrote:
Talking to overly happy/bubbly people makes me want to snap their neck.

Sounds like somebody needs a hug
All play and no work makes Jack unemployed.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-20 00:31:29
November 20 2010 00:30 GMT
#3328
On November 20 2010 09:22 Antiochus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2010 09:18 57 Corvette wrote:
Talking to overly happy/bubbly people makes me want to snap their neck.

Sounds like somebody needs a hug

Don't get me started...

Also people who are overfriendly to strangers.

Also, people who isist rap is the best genre

Also, Xmas music.

All these things make want to snap necks.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
VabuDeltaKaiser
Profile Joined April 2009
Germany1107 Posts
November 20 2010 00:40 GMT
#3329
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.


why... just why... all illusions, happy thinkings, big hopes and the life

finally the life

and ladybirds
my smiley drinks green tea. works. just, the commercial investments are lower.
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 20 2010 00:55 GMT
#3330
On November 20 2010 09:30 57 Corvette wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2010 09:22 Antiochus wrote:
On November 20 2010 09:18 57 Corvette wrote:
Talking to overly happy/bubbly people makes me want to snap their neck.

Sounds like somebody needs a hug

Don't get me started...

Also people who are overfriendly to strangers.

Also, people who isist rap is the best genre

Also, Xmas music.

All these things make want to snap necks.

I hate rap and it's by far not the best genre of anything. (not even going to call it music)

Xmas music is terrible, I can't stand hearing the shit and it's starting to get me to hate the month, but I haven't lived with my parents for years and I got my own car now and it's hardcore always in my car. No radio, i fucking hate the radio. Least American radio.
If I go out to my car, leave and realize I forgot my Zune to play in the car I will turn around, I don't give a fuck, I will do anything to prevent the radio from playing in my car short of ripping it out.

These radio-related one liners are great, cause I hate them, and i love things I hate.

I got to diamond and have played one game since for fear I'll lose, oh social statuses why do i care about thee so?
Befree
Profile Joined April 2010
695 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-20 01:32:25
November 20 2010 01:31 GMT
#3331
I hate it when people refer to "rap" as a genre of music.

(To clarify, hip hop is a genre of music, reggae is a genre of music, rap is a vocal style for delivering lyrics which is used in these and many other genres.)

Oh and I've never bought groceries before.
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-20 01:50:17
November 20 2010 01:49 GMT
#3332
On November 20 2010 10:31 Befree wrote:
I hate it when people refer to "rap" as a genre of music.

(To clarify, hip hop is a genre of music, reggae is a genre of music, rap is a vocal style for delivering lyrics which is used in these and many other genres.)

Oh and I've never bought groceries before.


THANK YOU

i hate people who think their musical choice is the best

looks at the above posters
Meepman
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada610 Posts
November 20 2010 01:56 GMT
#3333
On November 20 2010 10:31 Befree wrote:
I hate it when people refer to "rap" as a genre of music.

(To clarify, hip hop is a genre of music, reggae is a genre of music, rap is a vocal style for delivering lyrics which is used in these and many other genres.)

Oh and I've never bought groceries before.


Never bought groceries? How old are you?

Obligatory Confession: I just fucked up a chance with a cute girl
xxSK8rGUy277xx
Profile Joined September 2010
300 Posts
November 20 2010 02:07 GMT
#3334
there was this cute chick that liked to chew on ends of pencils, so i jizzed on a pencil and waited for the day she didn't have a pencil so I could loan it to her. I think I forgot and ended up giving it to some black dude, oh well.
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 20 2010 02:09 GMT
#3335
On November 20 2010 10:31 Befree wrote:
I hate it when people refer to "rap" as a genre of music.

(To clarify, hip hop is a genre of music, reggae is a genre of music, rap is a vocal style for delivering lyrics which is used in these and many other genres.)

Oh and I've never bought groceries before.

I can only assume the lack of experience in buying groceries and interest in rap is correlated. And yes good sir, the music I listen to is the best whether you hate it or not Sorry, it's just a irreconcilable fact.
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
November 20 2010 02:10 GMT
#3336
On November 20 2010 11:07 xxSK8rGUy277xx wrote:
there was this cute chick that liked to chew on ends of pencils, so i jizzed on a pencil and waited for the day she didn't have a pencil so I could loan it to her. I think I forgot and ended up giving it to some black dude, oh well.


these kind of posts in this thread are what i live for

LOL
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
November 20 2010 02:13 GMT
#3337
Kakera gives me hope for the new generation of posters
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
e4e5nf3
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada599 Posts
November 20 2010 02:14 GMT
#3338
Years ago when I had to take the subway to work (which got really crowded during rushhour) I would intentionally find a cute girl to stand next to so that as the subway car filled up I'd be mashed up against her fine booty.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only pervert who has done this.... hope :D
King takes Queen
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 20 2010 02:22 GMT
#3339
On November 20 2010 11:14 e4e5nf3 wrote:
Years ago when I had to take the subway to work (which got really crowded during rushhour) I would intentionally find a cute girl to stand next to so that as the subway car filled up I'd be mashed up against her fine booty.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only pervert who has done this.... hope :D


It's ok there is a whole genre of porn for you, (molester train).

Conf: I can't stand judgmental personality types. So that tends to be most women. I don't see why people can't just presume that the person they are about to judge has reasons for whatever you're hating on them for and accept it.
I am the least judgmental person i know and by far the least accepting.
Philip2110
Profile Joined April 2010
Scotland798 Posts
November 20 2010 02:29 GMT
#3340
I lost my last game on ladder because my gf gave me head. I was still annoyed that i lost
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