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LedFarmer
Profile Joined October 2010
United States161 Posts
November 24 2010 09:57 GMT
#3381
I reactivated my World of Warcraft account... God help my social life.
I don't read the script. The script reads me.
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
November 24 2010 10:18 GMT
#3382
On November 24 2010 09:38 TheAngelofDeath wrote:
I killed my neighbors dog because I was trying to sleep and it wouldn't stop barking.

You've watched to much Dexter.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
November 24 2010 12:46 GMT
#3383
i don't touch my self at night

Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
November 24 2010 12:48 GMT
#3384
On November 24 2010 21:46 Mawi wrote:
i don't touch my self at night




I really don't get it.... You don't touch you'reselves during the night? What does that mean?
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
November 24 2010 12:51 GMT
#3385
On November 24 2010 21:48 BaltA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2010 21:46 Mawi wrote:
i don't touch my self at night




I really don't get it.... You don't touch you'reselves during the night? What does that mean?


He doesnt jack off.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Khenra
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands885 Posts
November 24 2010 12:52 GMT
#3386
On November 24 2010 21:51 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2010 21:48 BaltA wrote:
On November 24 2010 21:46 Mawi wrote:
i don't touch my self at night




I really don't get it.... You don't touch you'reselves during the night? What does that mean?


He doesnt jack off.


...at night
This signature is ruining eSports.
notwelldone
Profile Joined June 2010
92 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-24 13:01:10
November 24 2010 12:59 GMT
#3387
I love to lie.
Losing is Fun
TsoBadGuy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States221 Posts
November 24 2010 13:14 GMT
#3388
I have dreams of playing with the SC2 players I watch, but my nerves are so bad I can't stop falling into a cycle of shivering (I literally shake uncontrollably) self-doubt when I think about playing, so I keep watching.
Bnet ID: TsoBadGuy Code: 795 Who wants friends? :D
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
November 24 2010 13:20 GMT
#3389
On November 24 2010 15:54 Frigo wrote:
I'm using Irfanview since whenever, and I just realized its icon is a goddamn cat.


Thanks, now I see the cat too.. Been using it for an eternity.

Obligated Confession: I still miss my dog and dream about her. She died like 10 years ago.

Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-24 13:49:46
November 24 2010 13:40 GMT
#3390
Been lurking for about 4-5 months. First post.

Confession: I honestly thought the registration process would be harder but I accidentally clicked the link and I saw it was that easy.

Edit:

Proper confession time(not a 1 liner either sadly): Everyone in my life always harasses me about the fact I don't have a girlfriend from relatives to friends and everything. My uni mates are even going so far as to say that I should be doing something with some random girl just because of my reputation(used to be a womaniser in pre-u) they'd actually invent stories. But thing is whenever I really think about it, no one is probably suitable for me among my circle of friends(can't build the emotional connection I personally believe is important for a relationship) and I can't be bothered to go off and meet new people. I'm really really sick and tired of people telling me I should have a girlfriend or at least I should start hunting for one before I get too old to marry. I'm still in uni anyway so I don't see the rush. But the questioning is grating and it'd be rude to snap back cause they're properly concerned.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-24 15:12:54
November 24 2010 15:11 GMT
#3391
My ex is a dangerous girl, the kind to give you everything and take it back a few seconds later. She almost destroyed me (see my previous confession lol) because of her instability (she is most likely bipolar...).
Yet she wants me back and it seems I don't want to but can't say "no". She is already making plan for "our" future (when we will live together, when we will marry...) and when I say "we are not together", she smile like she was telling me "yeah of course you moron".

I can't escape from that shit.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
erazor
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany7 Posts
November 24 2010 15:47 GMT
#3392
ignore her = win?
reki-
Profile Joined July 2008
Netherlands327 Posts
November 24 2010 15:50 GMT
#3393
that sounds like the most dangerous move to make actually
>BD
insta
Profile Joined May 2010
216 Posts
November 24 2010 15:52 GMT
#3394
I hate everything and everyone sometimes :[
pls dont judge before research, pls dont research before thinking
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-24 16:00:13
November 24 2010 15:59 GMT
#3395
ignore her = win?

I didn't mention: she is my soulmate, I am her's, that's for sure. She knows I'm still deeply in love with her, that's why she is so confident about us.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
clementdudu
Profile Joined September 2010
France819 Posts
November 24 2010 16:00 GMT
#3396
even though i know that i'm mediocre and i try to convince myself that i am everyday,there's always some part of me that thinks that i'm better than everyone else
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
November 24 2010 16:04 GMT
#3397
On November 25 2010 01:00 clementdudu wrote:
even though i know that i'm mediocre and i try to convince myself that i am everyday,there's always some part of me that thinks that i'm better than everyone else


soo true. it has stopped since higher grades in school and university though. i see a lot of people doing better than me in general i'm fine with it though.
@nowSimon
Alderan
Profile Joined September 2010
United States463 Posts
November 24 2010 16:37 GMT
#3398
I am 20 years old and on the fast track to law school. I am in one of the top fraternities on campus at the number one party college in the nation (based off a Playboy study) but which also happens to be one of the top 20 public colleges in the country. I could drop out right now and be set to inherit a company that does 3-5 million dollars a year in profit. I don't have a girlfriend but only because I don't want one, we just recently broke up. She thinks it was "mutual".

All of this, yet I frequent websites like this.... a lot. Even if I haven't played in weeks I still keep up with strategies etc. just for kicks (been lurking for months now, first post).

I also frequent 4chan......

What the hell is wrong with me?
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
November 24 2010 18:34 GMT
#3399
On November 25 2010 00:52 insta wrote:
I hate everything and everyone sometimes :[


So do I. Most of the time, sadly.

Also, I just logged on battlenet, just to see every single one of my friends being in WoW.. FML
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
Arckan
Profile Joined September 2010
243 Posts
November 24 2010 21:12 GMT
#3400
Last night, I played World of Warcraft instead of Starcraft. I kept the GSL stream up next to my WoW window to try and ease the guilt.

Forgive me TL, for I have committed a great sin.
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