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DarthXX
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia998 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-01 05:53:28
November 30 2010 23:46 GMT
#3421
Its my last year of school and the year is over pretty much now. Final exams over etc and every single person in my close group of friends (6ish) is going to a different university im so sad to the point where I cried a little last night for the first time in a long time.
-CheekyDuck-
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia398 Posts
December 01 2010 04:54 GMT
#3422
When i was younger, my dad was using my browser as i asked him to fix my computer. Sadly "gangbangsquad" appeared in my last visted link bar thingys in explorer. We have never spoken a word about it since.
More expensive than a mothership
BrainAKAdamage
Profile Joined October 2010
England54 Posts
December 01 2010 13:31 GMT
#3423
Hmm... where do i start XD

When i was small we used to trade money by colour in our school. (I know its cruel but i was young and dumb.... ok i was a conartist)

I once started a Riot that escalated into a Pub (50 + people got involved)

I stopped smoking cigarettes... and started smoking weed XD

lets not get into more detail for now
I keep getting chased by Vikings because I commited Grand Theft Overlord - www.youtube.com/herbalman2000 - www.justin.tv/tawbrain
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-01 15:44:15
December 01 2010 15:40 GMT
#3424
Most of the people around me think I'm the wise type of guy, with great moral value, always ready for the people dear to me.
But I'm more and more angry about my life and all the hardships I have faced. I need to flee from this life but I'm stuck and I feel more and more anger in my chest knowing well that it will leak somehow someday.

For exemple, some months ago I was having a discussion about the political situation in France. I usually never get angry and am able to discuss fairly well even with the most agressive type of people. I was in fact having a little chat that I already had like one million time before because I am studying what we was talking about... But this time, it just exploded and I hit the table with rage, breaking a few glasses and opening my arm in the process. It just had to leak.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
December 01 2010 18:06 GMT
#3425
I'm a dancing fool.
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Terrorcore
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada132 Posts
December 01 2010 19:47 GMT
#3426
My mom walked in my room after one of my ex's was done jerking me off. I still had the jizz all over my stomach and her sitting besides me with my dick in her hand
Nevy
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada169 Posts
December 01 2010 21:54 GMT
#3427
I had an homoerotic dream involving IdrA.
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
December 01 2010 22:02 GMT
#3428
I used to play WoW
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the counter?"
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
December 01 2010 22:25 GMT
#3429
On December 02 2010 04:47 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:
My mom walked in my room after one of my ex's was done jerking me off. I still had the jizz all over my stomach and her sitting besides me with my dick in her hand


My ex-GF was "busy" with my "thing" when her mom came in i just barely push her off it and cover with a big pillow... her mom was like O.O... do you guys want to dinner? I was like ^_^' sure...
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
Longitude57
Profile Joined May 2009
United States26 Posts
December 01 2010 22:39 GMT
#3430
I am a compulsive liar and I hate it. It pushes people away from me and I just won't seem to stop.
Speak as clearly as you can
Reno(TE)
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom434 Posts
December 01 2010 22:49 GMT
#3431
I am lazy beyond belief
A pro isnt someone who sacrifices themselves for their job, thats just a fool.
Volkspanzer
Profile Joined May 2010
United States83 Posts
December 01 2010 22:57 GMT
#3432
I've been working my first job as a programmer for loan software for over a year, I still don't know what I'm doing, and the deadline is coming soon. I haven't tried learning enough, have no initiative, and it seems that there's no easy way out of this mess.
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
December 01 2010 22:58 GMT
#3433
On December 02 2010 07:49 Reno(TE) wrote:
I am lazy beyond belief

I don't believe you.
Adonai bless
fiskrens
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden196 Posts
December 01 2010 23:05 GMT
#3434
I google too much
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
December 01 2010 23:10 GMT
#3435
On December 02 2010 07:39 Longitude57 wrote:
I am a compulsive liar and I hate it. It pushes people away from me and I just won't seem to stop.

Why hate it? I love lying to people to troll them in real life
Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
December 01 2010 23:14 GMT
#3436
On December 02 2010 07:25 checo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2010 04:47 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:
My mom walked in my room after one of my ex's was done jerking me off. I still had the jizz all over my stomach and her sitting besides me with my dick in her hand


My ex-GF was "busy" with my "thing" when her mom came in i just barely push her off it and cover with a big pillow... her mom was like O.O... do you guys want to dinner? I was like ^_^' sure...


Well, i can top that. My ex and i were busy under the blanket "having some fun" when her - at that time about 8 or 9 years old - little sister stormed into the room and jumped on my back, luckily not noticing anything but still jumping up and down because she was happy about something, don't remember what. Took a few minutes getting her out of the room. It wasn't funny in that moment.
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
December 01 2010 23:16 GMT
#3437
On December 02 2010 07:39 Longitude57 wrote:
I am a compulsive liar and I hate it. It pushes people away from me and I just won't seem to stop.


I think we are related.
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
December 01 2010 23:19 GMT
#3438
On December 02 2010 08:14 Morfildur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2010 07:25 checo wrote:
On December 02 2010 04:47 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:
My mom walked in my room after one of my ex's was done jerking me off. I still had the jizz all over my stomach and her sitting besides me with my dick in her hand


My ex-GF was "busy" with my "thing" when her mom came in i just barely push her off it and cover with a big pillow... her mom was like O.O... do you guys want to dinner? I was like ^_^' sure...


Well, i can top that. My ex and i were busy under the blanket "having some fun" when her - at that time about 8 or 9 years old - little sister stormed into the room and jumped on my back, luckily not noticing anything but still jumping up and down because she was happy about something, don't remember what. Took a few minutes getting her out of the room. It wasn't funny in that moment.


so in other words, you kind of had a threesome with her underage sister for a moment there.

lmfaooo you sickooo
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Brewed Tea
Profile Joined October 2010
United States124 Posts
December 02 2010 00:01 GMT
#3439
i feel like i could never be enough to be as good as starcraftt as i want to be, and it makes me feel like i will underachieve at life sincei cant achieve at a game i love so much
if it wasnt for mules terrans would have to 15 hatch every game.
Dagon
Profile Joined August 2010
Romania264 Posts
December 02 2010 00:02 GMT
#3440
On June 14 2009 06:17 Clasic wrote:
I once saw my cousins pussy.


This dosen't happen to everyone? Hmm..

I've only had crushes on female teachers (no one else) all the way till college..
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