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MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-02 00:04:44
December 02 2010 00:04 GMT
#3441
i've killed about 15 fruit flies today, with my bare hands. i'm evil TT

and i probably will be to lazy to wipe my desk for another two weeks so their bodys will rot on my table for the next 15 days \o/
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
plumbo
Profile Joined June 2004
Norway4 Posts
December 02 2010 00:06 GMT
#3442
Just remembered my password to this old account from 2004. Apperantly I never made a single post with it. I am just that shy, even on the Internet.
Ksyper
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Bulgaria665 Posts
December 02 2010 00:07 GMT
#3443
I have lost my christmas spirit .

I haven't achieved anything worthy in my 18 years.

I suck at school and I'm not really good at sports.

I'm a 2000p SC2 player evendough I tell my friends I'm really good at it.

And somehow I'm still a very happy person, what's up with that?
lebowskiguy
Profile Joined August 2005
Greece201 Posts
December 02 2010 00:09 GMT
#3444
On December 02 2010 08:16 fabulously wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2010 07:39 Longitude57 wrote:
I am a compulsive liar and I hate it. It pushes people away from me and I just won't seem to stop.


I think we are related.

I call bs
^^
Smokie my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
December 02 2010 00:11 GMT
#3445
On December 02 2010 09:04 MisterD wrote:
i've killed about 15 fruit flies today, with my bare hands. i'm evil TT

and i probably will be to lazy to wipe my desk for another two weeks so their bodys will rot on my table for the next 15 days \o/



and btw, i posted this so i would feel more awkward about it and maybe clean my desk a few days earlier lol! :D
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Fryght
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands254 Posts
December 02 2010 00:32 GMT
#3446
I just accidentally played a 2v2 while I thought it was a compstomp (breaking in my Filco) and won playing really half assed :D
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
December 02 2010 00:34 GMT
#3447
On December 02 2010 09:06 plumbo wrote:
Just remembered my password to this old account from 2004. Apperantly I never made a single post with it. I am just that shy, even on the Internet.

But youre still a forum veteran then xD
:)
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-02 00:47:46
December 02 2010 00:47 GMT
#3448
I have a mancrush on Kyuhyun of Super Junior... not my fault, his voice is awesome and he plays SC.
I wish I could sing like him D:
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
December 02 2010 16:22 GMT
#3449
It's my birthday!

(Except not for another 12 hours from where I'm sitting )
Obstikal
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
616 Posts
December 02 2010 16:50 GMT
#3450
On December 02 2010 07:25 checo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2010 04:47 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:
My mom walked in my room after one of my ex's was done jerking me off. I still had the jizz all over my stomach and her sitting besides me with my dick in her hand


My ex-GF was "busy" with my "thing" when her mom came in i just barely push her off it and cover with a big pillow... her mom was like O.O... do you guys want to dinner? I was like ^_^' sure...



When I was 16 I was with a fuck buddy in my room. We were messed up.. on something I cant remember... She was giving me head when my mother walked in the room. She just went :O and closed the door. I was so messed up I didn't care and we continued lol
Dagon
Profile Joined August 2010
Romania264 Posts
December 02 2010 20:25 GMT
#3451
I can solve a rubik's cube in less than 5 minutes and i am proud of that!
That's how i roll!

I also smoke 2 packs of cigs in 3 hours if i am playing sc2..
Saftglass
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden17 Posts
December 02 2010 20:38 GMT
#3452
I drink to much
lyAsakura
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1414 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 03:14:06
December 03 2010 03:13 GMT
#3453
I have always thought Chill's icon was a terrorist wearing one of those little navy caps, and only recently I have noticed that it is actually a glass of soda or a cone of ice cream.
WeMade FOX would be a deadly SC2 team.
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
December 03 2010 18:48 GMT
#3454
On December 03 2010 05:38 Saftglass wrote:
I drink to much


coincides nicely with your name.
@nowSimon
B.GoD_AnGRY
Profile Joined January 2003
Chile334 Posts
December 03 2010 20:09 GMT
#3455
For some reason I stopped reading this site after I started to play WoW.



dVdtSpeeD
Profile Joined November 2010
United States13 Posts
December 03 2010 20:15 GMT
#3456
I have a foot fetish ;/
Miicr0
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands133 Posts
December 03 2010 20:31 GMT
#3457
I broke up with my girlfriend 2 weeks ago and I didnt care, but now she already has another and i'm jealous... lame...
Learning from the best is the best way of learning...
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
December 03 2010 20:34 GMT
#3458
I pretend to have an interest in my social life =_=
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
December 03 2010 20:50 GMT
#3459
I am 16 and I do not want to learn how to drive.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
December 03 2010 22:22 GMT
#3460
On December 03 2010 12:13 whitelynx wrote:
I have always thought Chill's icon was a terrorist wearing one of those little navy caps, and only recently I have noticed that it is actually a glass of soda or a cone of ice cream.

It's a mug of beer.
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