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mKw
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark33 Posts
November 24 2010 21:32 GMT
#3401
On June 13 2009 17:33 VIB wrote:
Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off.


i feel u bro i feel you.

I suck at SC2 thats my confession. but still love it!
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 24 2010 22:31 GMT
#3402
On November 25 2010 06:12 Arckan wrote:
Last night, I played World of Warcraft instead of Starcraft. I kept the GSL stream up next to my WoW window to try and ease the guilt.

Forgive me TL, for I have committed a great sin.

EXILE THE TRANSGRESSOR!!! Outcast, Outcast, Outcast!
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
November 24 2010 22:43 GMT
#3403
Just screamed fuck, because I got DT'ed for the 2nd game in a row. My grandmother is here for thanksgiving, she heard me and slapped the shit out of me when i turned around. Shes 92.
Ideas are bullet-proof.
Thadorus
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada136 Posts
November 26 2010 21:13 GMT
#3404
i delete my torrents after i finish downloading them. im going to hell.
xxSK8rGUy277xx
Profile Joined September 2010
300 Posts
November 27 2010 02:19 GMT
#3405
The day a new building in our school opened up, I went to the new bathroom and dropped a dump.

confession -
I didn't flush
Katkishka
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States657 Posts
November 27 2010 15:48 GMT
#3406
I like to search for my name on TL to see if anyone's said anything about me or quoted me recently. Mostly the former.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-29 10:28:46
November 29 2010 10:25 GMT
#3407
On June 16 2009 09:43 VarsityUser wrote:
Confessing on this site is fucking retarded. You confess love to someone you know, not to a random asian nerd/white nerd online. You don't tell a bunch of ppl how u wasted 10 years in a mental haze because you were confused about love. You tell the girl and if you really care about her do more.


I read the "whats happening to my body" girls edition to find more about girls when I was really young.

Yes, agreed, some things you wouldn't feel comfortable confessing if one of your friends saw it on here. Don't confess those things online.


My confession. I've been beaten with a belt by my dad. He doesn't do it anymore.

I once threw a crab apple at a girl... I was in fifth grade... we made fun of her and her friends because that's what boys did and we were all throwing crab apples. It was peer pressure. I was at least two basketball courts away... I hit her straight on the calf and I later learned that she started crying. I felt so bad about it. Apparently I have really good aim, I can hit a street pole with snowballs five times in a row from fifty feet away. My aim only seems to improve when I focus on not trying to hit someone or something...

When I see people making status updates or replying to me on facebook, I intentionally wait a day to comment or I stop myself from commenting at all so that I don't look as creepy.

I couldn't fall asleep, so I've been browsing TL and listening to music rather than doing homework for the last hour and a half .

I will be spending less time on TL... it's just not worth it to spend more than 30 minutes a day.
WyghtWolf
Profile Joined July 2010
Israel145 Posts
November 29 2010 10:50 GMT
#3408
I robbed my workplace 3 days after they fired me.
used the mythbusters "slow walk" to fool the motion detectors, and the door of the office wasn't a big deal to open. the outside one was harder.
had the codes to the safe(dumbfucks didn't change the code like they were supposed to, or maybe they just didn't know i knew )
made away with the equivalent of about 100 thousand $US.

That was two weeks ago, and so far, no one came knocking on my door, and I'm now slowly getting rid of the evidence.
"You don't think, threfore I exist."
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
November 29 2010 10:52 GMT
#3409
On November 29 2010 19:50 WyghtWolf wrote:
I robbed my workplace 3 days after they fired me.
used the mythbusters "slow walk" to fool the motion detectors, and the door of the office wasn't a big deal to open. the outside one was harder.
had the codes to the safe(dumbfucks didn't change the code like they were supposed to, or maybe they just didn't know i knew )
made away with the equivalent of about 100 thousand $US.

That was two weeks ago, and so far, no one came knocking on my door, and I'm now slowly getting rid of the evidence.


._. duwut

I'm really amused and slightly perplexed
WyghtWolf
Profile Joined July 2010
Israel145 Posts
November 29 2010 11:09 GMT
#3410
On November 29 2010 19:52 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2010 19:50 WyghtWolf wrote:
I robbed my workplace 3 days after they fired me.
used the mythbusters "slow walk" to fool the motion detectors, and the door of the office wasn't a big deal to open. the outside one was harder.
had the codes to the safe(dumbfucks didn't change the code like they were supposed to, or maybe they just didn't know i knew )
made away with the equivalent of about 100 thousand $US.

That was two weeks ago, and so far, no one came knocking on my door, and I'm now slowly getting rid of the evidence.


._. duwut

I'm really amused and slightly perplexed



Basically, I spent 2 years working there, doing various stuff, and whenever my boss asked me to do something, I did.

Worked better than anyone there, pointed out all the security holes i later exploited to get in the building(a year before that actually. the moron didn't learn the first time the place was robbed), so when he needed a new ast. manager and failed to promote me, giving the job to this new girl, and giving me the finger, i exploited said faults, and abusing the fact that i was the same height as my boss, planted a print on the door of the safe.

I'll probably try to find out if he got blamed for it in a month or so.
"You don't think, threfore I exist."
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
November 29 2010 11:14 GMT
#3411
After washing myself in the shower, I grab my penis as hard as I can to make it expand, and then make eye contact with it while screaming "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????".

I've had this habit for the past year.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
DNB
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Finland995 Posts
November 29 2010 11:19 GMT
#3412
I have intentionally eaten raw veal liver.
bobbingmatt
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia224 Posts
November 29 2010 11:23 GMT
#3413
On November 29 2010 19:50 WyghtWolf wrote:
I robbed my workplace 3 days after they fired me.
used the mythbusters "slow walk" to fool the motion detectors, and the door of the office wasn't a big deal to open. the outside one was harder.
had the codes to the safe(dumbfucks didn't change the code like they were supposed to, or maybe they just didn't know i knew )
made away with the equivalent of about 100 thousand $US.

That was two weeks ago, and so far, no one came knocking on my door, and I'm now slowly getting rid of the evidence.


I don't think your telling the truth, and if you are, it's pretty silly to put something like that here.
no
Ricjames
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Czech Republic1047 Posts
November 29 2010 11:43 GMT
#3414
I think the world is too simple and most people are dumb as a log, so i secretely sabotage all my moves to make it complicated eventhough i always regret that. It is weird...
Brood War is the best RTS that has ever been created.
WyghtWolf
Profile Joined July 2010
Israel145 Posts
November 29 2010 11:52 GMT
#3415
On November 29 2010 20:23 bobbingmatt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2010 19:50 WyghtWolf wrote:
I robbed my workplace 3 days after they fired me.
used the mythbusters "slow walk" to fool the motion detectors, and the door of the office wasn't a big deal to open. the outside one was harder.
had the codes to the safe(dumbfucks didn't change the code like they were supposed to, or maybe they just didn't know i knew )
made away with the equivalent of about 100 thousand $US.

That was two weeks ago, and so far, no one came knocking on my door, and I'm now slowly getting rid of the evidence.


I don't think your telling the truth, and if you are, it's pretty silly to put something like that here.


yes, I skewed some of the details, like the sum I got away with, and something else, but the robbery did in fact take place.
"You don't think, threfore I exist."
airtown
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States410 Posts
November 29 2010 23:54 GMT
#3416
I like to click on "donate" buttons just so I can see what the denominations are. Ex. for Wikipedia, you can chose $20, $35, $50, and $100.
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
November 30 2010 02:56 GMT
#3417
I just mentioned Fruitdealer in my college application.
now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but don't mess up your hair.
xxSK8rGUy277xx
Profile Joined September 2010
300 Posts
November 30 2010 06:12 GMT
#3418
On November 29 2010 20:52 WyghtWolf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 29 2010 20:23 bobbingmatt wrote:
On November 29 2010 19:50 WyghtWolf wrote:
I robbed my workplace 3 days after they fired me.
used the mythbusters "slow walk" to fool the motion detectors, and the door of the office wasn't a big deal to open. the outside one was harder.
had the codes to the safe(dumbfucks didn't change the code like they were supposed to, or maybe they just didn't know i knew )
made away with the equivalent of about 100 thousand $US.

That was two weeks ago, and so far, no one came knocking on my door, and I'm now slowly getting rid of the evidence.


I don't think your telling the truth, and if you are, it's pretty silly to put something like that here.


yes, I skewed some of the details, like the sum I got away with, and something else, but the robbery did in fact take place.


obviously guy is full of it. Also doesn't know the difference between robbery and burglary.

confession - I googled robbery to make sure I was right
hoppipolla
Profile Joined January 2010
Australia782 Posts
November 30 2010 07:30 GMT
#3419
I have a Britney Spears song on my ipod and I also enjoy watching Glee.
"It's not acceptable"
canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
November 30 2010 07:38 GMT
#3420
I'm taking 7 courses at university this term, but it feels like I am doing less work than those who are taking 4-5.
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