• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 05:00
CEST 11:00
KST 18:00
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins HomeStory Cup 2914Serral wins Maestros of the Game 243ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play3Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12
Community News
Balance hotfix patch 5.0.16b (July 16)14Reynor: GSL Loss Wasn't About Preparation Format13[IPSL] Spring 2026 Grand Finals - This Weekend!5Weekly Cups (July 6 - 12): Protoss strike back12BSL Season 22 Full Overview & Conclusion8
StarCraft 2
General
Balance hotfix patch 5.0.16b (July 16) Reynor: GSL Loss Wasn't About Preparation Format Is the larve respawn broken? 5.0.16 patch for SC2 goes live (8 worker start) BGE Stara Zagora to be held again in June 2025
Tourneys
Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) WardiTV Summer Cup 2026 GSL CK #5 Race War RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event HomeStory Cup 29
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
New Map Maker - Looking for Advice - Love or Hate Work In Progress Melee Maps [D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 534 Burning Evacuation Mutation # 533 Die Together Mutation # 532 Nuclear Family
Brood War
General
Etiquete rules in Asl? Recommended FPV games (post-KeSPA) Pros Debate: Zerg Unfairly Nerfed? (ASL S22 map) BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ screpdb: new Starcraft reporting tool
Tourneys
Small VOD Thread 2.0 [IPSL] Spring 2026 Grand Finals - This Weekend! Escore Tournament - Season 3 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers Creating a full chart of Zerg builds Relatively freeroll strategies
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile General RTS Discussion Thread Beyond All Reason Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Power Rank NeO.D_StephenKing vs This Guy From 1 Million Dance TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club The HerO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! Anime Discussion Thread [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Series you have seen recently...
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread MLB/Baseball 2023 McBoner: A hockey love story Tennis[sport] Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Simple Questions Simple Answers FPS when play League Of Legend on laptop How to clean a TTe Thermaltake keyboard?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Northern Ireland Global Starcraft
Blogs
Poker (part 2)
Nebuchad
The Experiences We Want and …
TrAiDoS
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 7133 users

One-Line Confessions - Page 174

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 172 173 174 175 176 209 Next
Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
December 04 2010 02:04 GMT
#3461
4 guys 90 girls in my program. Today was the last day of first term.

none of us guys have had a relationship going or hit a girl during this entire term. wtf
Power of Ze
Yeld
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria106 Posts
December 04 2010 02:21 GMT
#3462
I am terribly afraid of dancing. I learned classical dances like rumba, cha-cha-cha etc and I was pretty bad, but it was ok. "Normal" dancing aka "move however you like and look good doing it" is something I will probably never be able to do. I feel incredibly uncomfortable when going places where they have a dancefloor because of this.
donut boi
Profile Joined October 2010
United States154 Posts
December 04 2010 02:58 GMT
#3463
On December 04 2010 11:21 Yeld wrote:
I am terribly afraid of dancing. I learned classical dances like rumba, cha-cha-cha etc and I was pretty bad, but it was ok. "Normal" dancing aka "move however you like and look good doing it" is something I will probably never be able to do. I feel incredibly uncomfortable when going places where they have a dancefloor because of this.


Don't worry no one is... just get really really drunk and you'll look like a natural. If your sober, your just plain silly.

I always wake up 10 minutes before my class starts and always end up 10 minutes late.
donut the bronut
Teraldent
Profile Joined June 2010
United States89 Posts
December 04 2010 03:05 GMT
#3464
i am racist, and i openly show it in school
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
SeaMoosi
Profile Joined August 2010
United States62 Posts
December 04 2010 03:24 GMT
#3465
I'm extremely judgmental, and can't stop it.
Also, I regret breaking up with my most recent ex, and she and her BF have just recently broken up, and I'm not sure if I should say anything or not.
60 percent of the time, it works every time.
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13410 Posts
December 04 2010 03:46 GMT
#3466
When I am sick and I cough often fart at the same time as every cough I have. More often than not its a very wet fart.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
December 04 2010 03:48 GMT
#3467
On December 04 2010 12:46 ZeromuS wrote:
When I am sick and I cough often fart at the same time as every cough I have. More often than not its a very wet fart.


ewwww hahah

my confession: When i drink beer. I have to sneeze. I can't help it.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
December 04 2010 03:50 GMT
#3468
I enjoy watching Starcraft more than playing it
venomium
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands245 Posts
December 04 2010 03:53 GMT
#3469
I enjoy watching Starcraft more than playing it
QFT

The Fungle Growth and the hotkeyhold change makes me feel a little sick...
" I think we finally found the magic number of guns needed to be pointed at the TL hive mind to deter sexual molestation (9)" -Coagulation
AtTheFuneral
Profile Joined December 2009
United States137 Posts
December 04 2010 03:55 GMT
#3470
I constantly imagine people naked all the time when I see them.
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
December 04 2010 04:27 GMT
#3471
I used to feel slightly bad when my high sitting headlights blinded shorter cars. Now that I have cultivated a hatred for the 90% of drivers that go epically slow, it makes me lol.
Turn off the radio
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-04 04:53:50
December 04 2010 04:50 GMT
#3472
nvm post deleted

I thought I was in a different thread upon returning to this tab on firefox


On topic:

I am in grad school and am doing bare minimum amount of work in order to watch anime with the gf and play sc2 whenever possible.

I also often play sc2 while in bed and my gf studies on my laptop on my lap with my mouse on a notepad to track well and somehow made it to platinum playing diamonds :S
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
mptj
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States485 Posts
December 04 2010 05:01 GMT
#3473
I play more LoL than SC2
"Only the Good Die Young"
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-04 05:16:45
December 04 2010 05:15 GMT
#3474
On December 04 2010 13:27 Zealotdriver wrote:
I used to feel slightly bad when my high sitting headlights blinded shorter cars. Now that I have cultivated a hatred for the 90% of drivers that go epically slow, it makes me lol.


I hate people that have headlights sitting slightly high. It's cool if you're blinding the dude in front of you going slow, but blinding me when I'm on the other side of the road is fucking horse shit. I will just high beam someone every time I see them with bullshit headlights.

I road rage when some douchebag decides to enter the right lane on the highway and slowly crawl up to a speed of 60 mph instead of using the shoulder to at least hit 40. I literally scream at them from my car and it actually hurts my voice. Thanks for making me slow down idiot.

I road rage when idiots go 20 mph on a 40 mph street. As soon as I get a chance, I put the car in 2nd and floor it to go by them.

I road rage when people do a full fucking stop on a YIELD sign. Learn the difference, morons.

I want to punch morons that put HIDs in a Halogen headlight housing. You don't do that for a fucking reason, idiots. You blind everyone on the damn road when you do that! Either do it right and buy a correct housing for your headlights or don't fucking do it at all.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
December 04 2010 06:01 GMT
#3475
On December 04 2010 14:15 Joementum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2010 13:27 Zealotdriver wrote:
I used to feel slightly bad when my high sitting headlights blinded shorter cars. Now that I have cultivated a hatred for the 90% of drivers that go epically slow, it makes me lol.


I hate people that have headlights sitting slightly high. It's cool if you're blinding the dude in front of you going slow, but blinding me when I'm on the other side of the road is fucking horse shit. I will just high beam someone every time I see them with bullshit headlights.

I road rage when some douchebag decides to enter the right lane on the highway and slowly crawl up to a speed of 60 mph instead of using the shoulder to at least hit 40. I literally scream at them from my car and it actually hurts my voice. Thanks for making me slow down idiot.

I road rage when idiots go 20 mph on a 40 mph street. As soon as I get a chance, I put the car in 2nd and floor it to go by them.

I road rage when people do a full fucking stop on a YIELD sign. Learn the difference, morons.

I want to punch morons that put HIDs in a Halogen headlight housing. You don't do that for a fucking reason, idiots. You blind everyone on the damn road when you do that! Either do it right and buy a correct housing for your headlights or don't fucking do it at all.

You misunderstand. Sitting high is different than being aimed high. My vehicle has stock headlights with perfect aim, it is just taller than cars and many drivers don't angle their mirrors correctly, so they get pwned by the reflected light from all taller vehicles.

I hate headlights that are aimed high, especially those fucktards who aim their projectors higher because they don't like the cutoff.

In my area, the allowable headlight locations and brightness are specified by law, but there are always a few trolls on the road with their malicious configurations.

I agree with the other stuff too. Slowism makes me rage too.
Turn off the radio
bokeevboke
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Singapore1674 Posts
December 04 2010 06:14 GMT
#3476
On December 04 2010 11:04 Elegance wrote:
4 guys 90 girls in my program. Today was the last day of first term.

none of us guys have had a relationship going or hit a girl during this entire term. wtf


Its very bad idea to hit a girl from same class or school. It was a disaster for me when we split. I still loved her and had to meet her two more years. I applied for a job and only showed up two times a week in the school.
Its grack
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 04 2010 06:27 GMT
#3477
On December 04 2010 11:04 Elegance wrote:
4 guys 90 girls in my program. Today was the last day of first term.

none of us guys have had a relationship going or hit a girl during this entire term. wtf

you should go out with at least 30% of those women until you find a hot girlfriend in one of them.

if drama happens ignore it and just live your life. Don't worry about what the guy above me said.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
LanTAs
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1091 Posts
December 04 2010 09:42 GMT
#3478
Drinking sprite makes me cry T.T
ChoRds
Profile Joined June 2008
United States127 Posts
December 06 2010 02:10 GMT
#3479
i'm in love with a girl who made a mistake and cheated on me, i need time away from her to decide if i can forgive her, but i'm scared.
collosusis
contraSol
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States185 Posts
December 06 2010 02:57 GMT
#3480
I just ignored a booty call from the bulgarian bartender I've been fucking to play SC2.

And now I'm writing this post.
Prev 1 172 173 174 175 176 209 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 1m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
WinterStarcraft744
SortOf 100
StarCraft: Brood War
Hyuk 845
BeSt 491
Mini 314
Shuttle 314
Hyun 227
sorry 107
NaDa 42
ZergMaN 23
NotJumperer 21
Bale 17
[ Show more ]
soO 14
Hm[arnc] 13
Sharp 13
zelot 12
IntoTheRainbow 8
Purpose 7
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm151
Fuzer 90
febbydoto12
League of Legends
JimRising 535
Other Games
gofns9036
summit1g4895
ceh91154
crisheroes357
XaKoH 166
Trikslyr11
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick2063
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH336
• LUISG 12
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota2100
League of Legends
• Stunt644
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
1m
CrankTV Team League
2h 1m
WardiTV Qualifier
3h 1m
Epic.LAN
4h 1m
Big Brain Bouts
7h 1m
SHIN vs Elazer
Percival vs Nicoract
Reynor vs Lambo
Replay Cast
15h 1m
RSL Revival
1d
Clem vs Lambo
Scarlett vs Cure
CranKy Ducklings
1d 1h
Epic.LAN
1d 4h
IPSL
1d 7h
Dragon vs Hawk
[ Show More ]
RSL Revival
2 days
Classic vs Trap
herO vs SHIN
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
OSC
2 days
IPSL
2 days
Bonyth vs Ret
WardiTV Weekly
3 days
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
PiGosaur Cup
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
CrankTV Team League
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-07-13
HSC XXIX
Eternal Conflict S2 E2

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
Acropolis #4
CSL 2026 Summer (S21)
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 3
Escore Tournament S3: W3
RSL Revival: Season 6
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
SCTL 2026 Spring
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026

Upcoming

ASL S22 SEASON OPEN Day 1
Escore Tournament S3: W4
ASL S22 SEASON OPEN Day 2
Escore Tournament S3: W5
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HSC XXX
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
Light Tournament 2026
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale
Eternal Conflict S2 E3
Logitech G Connect 2026
StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.