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Cocacooh
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1510 Posts
December 07 2010 22:15 GMT
#3501
I should be reading for my exams, instead I'm watching random shows.
Aruno
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand748 Posts
December 07 2010 22:22 GMT
#3502
I spent 4hrs surfing the web as work yesterday. I am up to 1hr so far already today 0_0.
aruno, arunoaj, aruno_aj | Those are my main aliases
fofa2000
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada548 Posts
December 07 2010 22:22 GMT
#3503
Accidently joined a 2v2 and drone rushed to get killed fast to get out of the game and proceed ultimatly winning
-smells likes tasty soup, what's the menu?-fresh jaedong style marine stew served with a glass of dragoon slush!-The food's any good?Quite unusual names, never heard-all my food's good, the kitchen's this way-btw whatu terarn doing alone in a zerg colony?
humansherdog
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada85 Posts
December 07 2010 22:45 GMT
#3504
I'm 22 and I've never had a real girlfriend or had sex.

And it really doesn't bother me all that much.
contraSol
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States185 Posts
December 07 2010 22:52 GMT
#3505
My girlfriend threatened to light my clothes on fire today, and now I'm wondering how much crazy is good crazy.
Finky27
Profile Joined November 2010
Algeria45 Posts
December 07 2010 22:54 GMT
#3506
On December 08 2010 07:52 contraSol wrote:
My girlfriend threatened to light my clothes on fire today, and now I'm wondering how much crazy is good crazy.


She probably just wants to see you naked

Btw, I do know a crap ton of people on SC2 who play custom games exclusive only. Beats me why they'd do it.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
December 07 2010 23:07 GMT
#3507
I'm bored with pretty much everything in my life, but i a too lazy to try something new
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
BROotogy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Eritrea149 Posts
December 07 2010 23:57 GMT
#3508
I skipped a final to play soccer. What was the final? Just showing up to class. It was a P.E class and I was right next to the building it was being held at. FML being 15 & in college is ruff
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
December 09 2010 23:59 GMT
#3509
I've been playing WoW: Cataclysm over SCII lately.
Kalpman
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden406 Posts
December 10 2010 17:00 GMT
#3510
last week I facepalmed so hard I got a nosebleed
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
December 10 2010 17:16 GMT
#3511
Last saturday, i rejected a girl who invited me to her house.
#1 CheckPrime fan // Terrans gonna Terran
Finky27
Profile Joined November 2010
Algeria45 Posts
December 10 2010 17:21 GMT
#3512
I refused to watch Narnia with my friend or my friday night Starcraft II session would be interrupted.
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
December 11 2010 09:33 GMT
#3513
I would rather play Poker than Starcraft =/.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
December 11 2010 10:16 GMT
#3514
I didn't realize my girlfriend subtly asked me out to go to the college ball (I liked her at the time, didn't know she liked me) until she told me a few months later when we started going out. Sucks how I can't read girls, or anyone tbh.
LOUD NOISES!!!
Reno(TE)
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom434 Posts
December 11 2010 10:29 GMT
#3515
I rejected sex 3 times ...
A pro isnt someone who sacrifices themselves for their job, thats just a fool.
actionbastrd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Congo598 Posts
December 11 2010 10:37 GMT
#3516
I got in a hit and run (i got hit), fucker got away. Was on monday,

Sold all 16 pills of my vicodine for 5 dollars a pop in 1 hour.

Im Hood rich.

And in pain, lol.
It rained today inside my head...
BleaK_
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway593 Posts
December 11 2010 10:50 GMT
#3517
I read every thread backwards.
kariido
Profile Joined December 2007
Saudi Arabia179 Posts
December 11 2010 11:41 GMT
#3518
I've been really procrastinating lately, I spend a ton of time on the internet doing basically nothing. It's a phase but I want to get over it quick -_-'
http://campaignforliberty.org/
Bebop07
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States291 Posts
December 11 2010 11:57 GMT
#3519
I really really miss my ex. I cared for her so much I'd be willing to be with her even without ever having sex. I just loved her a lot. I'm also drunk but..yeah.
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
December 12 2010 03:03 GMT
#3520
On December 08 2010 07:52 contraSol wrote:
My girlfriend threatened to light my clothes on fire today, and now I'm wondering how much crazy is good crazy.


I think you got to look at the Crazy Hot scale.
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