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MahatmaSC2
Profile Joined December 2010
United States192 Posts
December 12 2010 04:15 GMT
#3521
I suck at Starcraft
Team ZeNEX fighting!
YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
December 12 2010 06:27 GMT
#3522
I have never masturbated.
even more embarrassing, I don't know how.
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
December 12 2010 06:28 GMT
#3523
I can inform you how, if you want to try it. PM me if interested.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
AeonStrife
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States918 Posts
December 12 2010 06:32 GMT
#3524
I masterbate too much.
Whats worse...US Poltics or SC2 Balance Talks...
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-12 16:59:55
December 12 2010 16:54 GMT
#3525
I started playing SC2 (way more than before) cause a girl I met plays SC2...
And on that note. I swear I am falling for her...
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 12 2010 19:44 GMT
#3526
On December 12 2010 15:27 YoureFired wrote:
I have never masturbated.
even more embarrassing, I don't know how.


Troll? If not, just find out for yourself man, it's not like people have been teaching people how to masturbate during the centuries.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
December 12 2010 22:41 GMT
#3527
Its pretty self explanatory anyway lol, and if you really need help seriously just use google, google is the source of all answers.
ThaZenith
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3116 Posts
December 12 2010 22:44 GMT
#3528
Definately a troll.

But in the end, no matter how slow you are, google will answer anything you want.
ThaZenith
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3116 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-12 22:49:32
December 12 2010 22:48 GMT
#3529
Edit: Sorry double post, and don't know how to delete.

Kinda related to an earlier post, but for the first 3 months I was into starcraft, I'd read the word progamer as programmer.

I was always so confused why korean programmers seemed to be so good at starcraft. Every single one of them was a programmer! Only figured it out when i heard "progamer" spoken on a stream a few times, then put 2 and 2 together.
HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
December 12 2010 23:03 GMT
#3530
I like Jaedong more than Flash.
dota 2 stream #noskill #feed #noob twitch.tv/dmcredgrave
MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
December 12 2010 23:06 GMT
#3531
I 12drone rushed my teammate on steppes of war in a tournament game just so i would advance to the finals

+ Show Spoiler +
i am still in bananagrin
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 12 2010 23:10 GMT
#3532
On December 13 2010 08:06 MorroW wrote:
I 12drone rushed my teammate on steppes of war in a tournament game just so i would advance to the finals

+ Show Spoiler +
i am still in bananagrin


I saw JUST that game on the stream and it was the only game I watched! Seriously, when I saw you were winning I started laughing so hard.

gj mate ^^
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 03:41:04
December 13 2010 03:39 GMT
#3533
On December 13 2010 04:44 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2010 15:27 YoureFired wrote:
I have never masturbated.
even more embarrassing, I don't know how.


Troll? If not, just find out for yourself man, it's not like people have been teaching people how to masturbate during the centuries.

haha I honestly don't care, and I'm not trolling. Just never really thought about it.

edit: obviously I know the motion... just not the specifics (and no that is not an invitation to tell me o.O)
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
December 13 2010 04:00 GMT
#3534
On December 13 2010 08:06 MorroW wrote:
I 12drone rushed my teammate on steppes of war in a tournament game just so i would advance to the finals

+ Show Spoiler +
i am still in bananagrin

I love you, Morrow. :3
"Elvis Presley" | Ret was looking at my post in the GSL video by Artosis. | MMA told me I look like Juanfran while we shared an elevator with Scarlett
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
December 13 2010 04:05 GMT
#3535
I hate Nirvana.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 08:41:21
December 13 2010 08:40 GMT
#3536
On December 12 2010 12:03 WarChimp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2010 07:52 contraSol wrote:
My girlfriend threatened to light my clothes on fire today, and now I'm wondering how much crazy is good crazy.


I think you got to look at the Crazy Hot scale.
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

OMG this is SO true!

I even got my own theory about that: the craziest girl are the hottest because they need to seduce so they can feel better.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
Synapze
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada563 Posts
December 13 2010 09:53 GMT
#3537
When I first started jacking off I tried several techniques as I was unsure of the proper one. Imagine the way you warm your hands up when they're cold by rubbing them together.. now picture your junk between. Chaffing ensued.
Yuri Victoria LMJ ~♥
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 11:27:49
December 13 2010 11:24 GMT
#3538
On December 03 2010 01:50 Obstikal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2010 07:25 checo wrote:
On December 02 2010 04:47 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:
My mom walked in my room after one of my ex's was done jerking me off. I still had the jizz all over my stomach and her sitting besides me with my dick in her hand


My ex-GF was "busy" with my "thing" when her mom came in i just barely push her off it and cover with a big pillow... her mom was like O.O... do you guys want to dinner? I was like ^_^' sure...



When I was 16 I was with a fuck buddy in my room. We were messed up.. on something I cant remember... She was giving me head when my mother walked in the room. She just went :O and closed the door. I was so messed up I didn't care and we continued lol


To this I can relate. Only I heard her coming in so I started screaming something and threw the blanket over us. Yeah.. Totally inconspicuous.

I once drank a whole bottle of vodka in 15 minutes. I woke up outside a chinese restaurant by the owner poking me with a stick.

I hate studying, yet Ill continue for at least 3 more years.
♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
Sega92
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States467 Posts
December 13 2010 12:16 GMT
#3539
I've been sleeping instead of going to classes because I'm living on Korean time because of GSL 3
Aelfric
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Turkey1496 Posts
December 13 2010 12:22 GMT
#3540
On December 13 2010 12:39 YoureFired wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2010 04:44 Zoler wrote:
On December 12 2010 15:27 YoureFired wrote:
I have never masturbated.
even more embarrassing, I don't know how.


Troll? If not, just find out for yourself man, it's not like people have been teaching people how to masturbate during the centuries.

haha I honestly don't care, and I'm not trolling. Just never really thought about it.

edit: obviously I know the motion... just not the specifics (and no that is not an invitation to tell me o.O)

probably got so many girlfriends to do it for you then ?
Tomorrow never comes until its too late...
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