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niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
December 13 2010 12:47 GMT
#3541
On December 13 2010 12:39 YoureFired wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2010 04:44 Zoler wrote:
On December 12 2010 15:27 YoureFired wrote:
I have never masturbated.
even more embarrassing, I don't know how.


Troll? If not, just find out for yourself man, it's not like people have been teaching people how to masturbate during the centuries.

haha I honestly don't care, and I'm not trolling. Just never really thought about it.

edit: obviously I know the motion... just not the specifics (and no that is not an invitation to tell me o.O)

What's there to know? wtf you make it sound like rocket science
Nizaris
Profile Joined May 2010
Belgium2230 Posts
December 13 2010 13:02 GMT
#3542
thread's hilarious. Gonna have to stop reading it at work before some1 notices.

DNB
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Finland995 Posts
December 13 2010 13:30 GMT
#3543
I often eat raw veal liver, alone. I've never told anyone else about it.
Censured
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1061 Posts
December 13 2010 13:34 GMT
#3544
I just had a very strange dream about Day 9... and I'm not even gay
Occupation: Legend
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
December 14 2010 02:10 GMT
#3545
Last night, I got to work 10 mins late because a god-damned terran flew his buildings into the corners of the map and I had to build V-rays and find the bastard.
LOUD NOISES!!!
Schmieds
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States312 Posts
December 14 2010 02:21 GMT
#3546
I've read too many pages of this thread.

I should be doing homework, but cba.
8
Rixis
Profile Joined December 2010
4 Posts
December 14 2010 02:56 GMT
#3547
i've switched course of study 2 times already because i'm an idiot when it comes to school, got halfway through my 3rd which i like a lot and had high GPA in but had to drop out halfway through because i couldn't afford it and feel like a huge failure. my confession being i don't think i'm ever going to graduate post secondary... losing so much motivation.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 17 2010 00:13 GMT
#3548
So I just found out I'm allergic to birch trees. Springs not gonna be nice.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Maggy
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark62 Posts
December 17 2010 00:18 GMT
#3549
i cried when tassaddar died.
And lots more they'll come later
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
December 17 2010 00:44 GMT
#3550
when stork loses a game i can't browse tl for a couple days afterwards :{
Graphicscolosi suck
ckw
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1018 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-17 00:58:14
December 17 2010 00:54 GMT
#3551
On June 13 2009 19:14 Boundz(DarKo) wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 19:11 MyHeroNoob wrote:
I once set fire to a rubbish bin and it melted.

Oh lord... that just reminded me of the most cruel thing I've ever done. And I am NOT confessing it... it's THAT horrible.


I once lit fire to 2 garbage bins and burned the insurance agency down next to it.

Do you think they had insurance?

I once posted on a public forum that I burned down an insurance agency and my name on the forums is my initials in real life. O_o

On December 13 2010 07:48 ThaZenith wrote:
Kinda related to an earlier post, but for the first 3 months I was into starcraft, I'd read the word progamer as programmer.
.


Holy crap dude, it's not programmer? I thought thats what it was since BW...
Being weak is a choice.
BROotogy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Eritrea149 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 20:54:13
December 17 2010 01:34 GMT
#3552
On December 17 2010 09:54 ckw wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 19:14 Boundz(DarKo) wrote:
On June 13 2009 19:11 MyHeroNoob wrote:
I once set fire to a rubbish bin and it melted.

Oh lord... that just reminded me of the most cruel thing I've ever done. And I am NOT confessing it... it's THAT horrible.


I once lit fire to 2 garbage bins and burned the insurance agency down next to it.

Do you think they had insurance?

I once posted on a public forum that I burned down an insurance agency and my name on the forums is my initials in real life. O_o

Show nested quote +
On December 13 2010 07:48 ThaZenith wrote:
Kinda related to an earlier post, but for the first 3 months I was into starcraft, I'd read the word progamer as programmer.
.


Holy crap dude, it's not programmer? I thought thats what it was since BW...


you REALLY shouldn't of posted this. now you're gona have to move to mexico and get a new identity
keNNabis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada159 Posts
December 17 2010 01:43 GMT
#3553
I am majorly addicted to The Star Battle, so badly addicted in fact, I won't go into details.. lol.

ps: if you play star battle, pm me! I'm fleet captain!
I ARE VANCOUVER CANUCK
Zurachi
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada289 Posts
December 17 2010 10:31 GMT
#3554
I managed to finally take a step into my dream earlier this year (Be in a band and tour across the country) and it turns out I hate the touring musicians life.

I'm happy that I've stepped into the world that I've dreamed of being a part of. But after learning so much, being a musician definitely has stepped down to being purely a hobby for me. The crappy part is that now I'm lost on what to truly pursue next.
@ZurachiTV | www.youtube.com/ZurachiTV | "Satisfaction is the beginning of regression."
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
December 17 2010 10:33 GMT
#3555
I'm allergic to my own dog.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
December 17 2010 10:44 GMT
#3556
I usually boil a load of pork/beef bone, bacon grease and odd bits of meat like chicken wing tips etc into a thick reduction sauce and add to my vegetarian dishes like bean chili/vegetable curries and feed to my vegetarian friends. they always say it's the best they've had.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Eulert
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway67 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-17 11:22:13
December 17 2010 11:10 GMT
#3557
Yesterday, instead of working on my term paper I used 3 hours adding/tagging bookmaks to delicious to share between my computers... To day I read it's shutting down..
LIKE A BOSS
ThePieRate
Profile Joined September 2010
United States263 Posts
December 17 2010 11:48 GMT
#3558
Awhile back I drank a whole fifth of vodka and I blacked out about 5 minutes later. The next morning I woke up found my house a complete mess and woke up my friends complaining how bad it was only to find out it was all me. I found puke and shit in my bathroom, I somehow managed to get shit on the cieling... I also took a dump on the floor and my friend threw my other friends phone in the crap. I had to clean it the next morning.

This is not a lie whatsoever.
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
December 17 2010 12:00 GMT
#3559
On December 17 2010 19:44 pyrogenetix wrote:
I usually boil a load of pork/beef bone, bacon grease and odd bits of meat like chicken wing tips etc into a thick reduction sauce and add to my vegetarian dishes like bean chili/vegetable curries and feed to my vegetarian friends. they always say it's the best they've had.



first thought: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

second thought: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

third thought: dont let them find out haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
December 17 2010 12:09 GMT
#3560
On December 17 2010 20:48 ThePieRate wrote:
Awhile back I drank a whole fifth of vodka and I blacked out about 5 minutes later. The next morning I woke up found my house a complete mess and woke up my friends complaining how bad it was only to find out it was all me. I found puke and shit in my bathroom, I somehow managed to get shit on the cieling... I also took a dump on the floor and my friend threw my other friends phone in the crap. I had to clean it the next morning.

This is not a lie whatsoever.

Ho my god i am in office and I can't stop laughing from your post... you're a sick bastard man, a sick bastard!
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
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