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Lemonayd
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States745 Posts
December 20 2010 03:21 GMT
#3581
When I was young I had a hamster who bit me. I put him in a shoe-box and threw it down a hill. I have never lived this down.

I fucked an old friends girlfriend. I don't care so much about this.
GGitsJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
New Zealand426 Posts
December 21 2010 12:22 GMT
#3582
This might be a bit sickening but I love the things I produce, idk if it's a man thing but I frequently smell my sweaty ballsacks and my feet of which are like perfumes to me. This also includes my farts and dumps in the toilet, as I'm finishing typing I take a swipe at my sacks and smell my sweatyness pride.
"A reason becomes an excuse if you don't do anything about it."
PizzaParty
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada169 Posts
December 21 2010 15:49 GMT
#3583
I love cream cheese.

I put at least an inch thick on my english muffins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojMkw6lZ-PY
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 21 2010 15:50 GMT
#3584
On December 20 2010 12:21 Lemonayd wrote:
When I was young I had a hamster who bit me. I put him in a shoe-box and threw it down a hill. I have never lived this down.


lol this made me laugh at first, but then.. that's mean
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Shotzzzz
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada60 Posts
December 21 2010 19:43 GMT
#3585
I use toilet paper for cleaning purposes only.
UnOrthodothic plays = BEAST
proWL)
Profile Joined July 2010
United States14 Posts
December 21 2010 20:15 GMT
#3586
Sometimes when I am too lazy to respond to texts I just tell people my phone had died the next time I see them in person.
You ready to let the dogs out?
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
December 21 2010 21:45 GMT
#3587
On December 22 2010 05:15 proWL) wrote:
Sometimes when I am too lazy to respond to texts I just tell people my phone had died the next time I see them in person.

You better hope they don't have delivery reports on!
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
SaYyId
Profile Joined August 2010
Portugal277 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 21:54:41
December 21 2010 21:54 GMT
#3588
ok NO TEASING
yesterday i got a boner BIG TIME. my dick was hurting sooooooooo bad i had to put ice on it
dont ask me how i got it
No Strings. No attachments.
scDeluX
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada1341 Posts
December 21 2010 21:55 GMT
#3589
On December 22 2010 04:43 Shotzzzz wrote:
I use toilet paper for cleaning purposes only.


I don't !
Brood War is forever
ckw
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1018 Posts
December 21 2010 21:56 GMT
#3590
On December 22 2010 06:54 SaYyId wrote:
ok NO TEASING
yesterday i got a boner BIG TIME. my dick was hurting sooooooooo bad i had to put ice on it
dont ask me how i got it


Today I read that someone got a boner for a reason not to be named and I asked him how he got it.
Being weak is a choice.
Future)Breeze
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Croatia88 Posts
December 21 2010 22:54 GMT
#3591
On December 19 2010 21:38 fabulously wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2010 10:41 Shiragaku wrote:
My sister started asking me on Facebook about my sexuality, my sexual experiences, and how it felt to do the do with guys. I was real fucking creeped out.

But then, she said that her boyfriend wants to meet me and take me to strip clubs and pay the girls to have sex with me.
(Lawsuit for child grooming incoming)

But the real confession is that I am really creeped out and scared and I am want to avoid this however I can. I wish I could get hyped about this.


Just say no.

I basically know nothing about you, such as age, nor your history, sexually or otherwise, but still, if you dont want it, you shouldnt let him buy it for you. Personally I have some problems understanding his motivation for this at all. Your sexlife isnt really his business, neither your sisters.


PFFFFF, why so serious ? you are supose to have fun in life, have crazy talks and moments and laid as much as you can, not doing anything non usual.
Reno(TE)
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom434 Posts
December 21 2010 23:01 GMT
#3592
i drove over a dog
A pro isnt someone who sacrifices themselves for their job, thats just a fool.
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
December 21 2010 23:01 GMT
#3593
On December 18 2010 03:21 TheGiz wrote:
I am cripplingly afraid of being alone and it gives me great anxiety in relationships with both my friends and my girlfriend. I don't show any of it however.

On December 18 2010 03:39 Miicr0 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2010 03:21 TheGiz wrote:
I am cripplingly afraid of being alone and it gives me great anxiety in relationships with both my friends and my girlfriend. I don't show any of it however.


I feel you... I broke up with my girlfriend as of 1 month ago and whenever I see someone post about anyone doing a sleepover or whatever I cringe and feel lonely. I feel like everyone around me is going out and partying and they all diverge around me and do nothing with me. In my heart I know this aint true but I keep feeling it. I don't show it tho and act all happy and relaxed.

What do you guys do to deal with it?

I also have anxiety (lots of nerds seem to) and even though I logically know the anxiety is unfounded, I still experience it.

I've found learning more and more about it (e.g. books, talking to others, etc.) helps, but I'm still not at the point where I can stop it outright.

It feels like I'm playing whack a mole. :\
GiantEnemyCrab
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada503 Posts
December 21 2010 23:02 GMT
#3594
On December 18 2010 12:57 Dugrok wrote:
I'm so scared of dying that I think up theories in which the Universe continues its expansion until it eventually collapses creating another «big bang» in which the exact same events unfold, thus making me technically immortal (I wouldn't notice being dead, not that being dead I would either... however, I'd be alive in this theory).

This is is supposed to comfort me, but somehow I'm still insanely scared of dying.


naa man ur looking at it wrong
when u die u dont have to worry about anything !!!! u will be chilling for infinity! have all the fun u can and relax forever ;D
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 21 2010 23:08 GMT
#3595
On December 22 2010 08:01 Reno(TE) wrote:
i drove over a dog

Please tell me you had the consideration to stop and check on the dog.
ReachTheSky
Profile Joined April 2010
United States3294 Posts
December 21 2010 23:11 GMT
#3596
i blew 100k ;/
TL+ Member
ckw
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1018 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 23:13:56
December 21 2010 23:12 GMT
#3597
On December 22 2010 07:54 Future)Breeze wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2010 21:38 fabulously wrote:
On December 19 2010 10:41 Shiragaku wrote:
My sister started asking me on Facebook about my sexuality, my sexual experiences, and how it felt to do the do with guys. I was real fucking creeped out.

But then, she said that her boyfriend wants to meet me and take me to strip clubs and pay the girls to have sex with me.
(Lawsuit for child grooming incoming)

But the real confession is that I am really creeped out and scared and I am want to avoid this however I can. I wish I could get hyped about this.


Just say no.

I basically know nothing about you, such as age, nor your history, sexually or otherwise, but still, if you dont want it, you shouldnt let him buy it for you. Personally I have some problems understanding his motivation for this at all. Your sexlife isnt really his business, neither your sisters.


PFFFFF, why so serious ? you are supose to have fun in life, have crazy talks and moments and laid as much as you can, not doing anything non usual.


Well I know where he is coming from. The first time I went to strip club I freaked out and even when I was in the private room (which of course she talked me in to) I couldn't get in to it. After a few more times I do now tho! Just have to learn opposite what you'r moma taught you growing up about women because in a strip club it's opposite, treat the women like trash because they only want you'r monies. Sorry to de-rail even more but the kid shouldn't go unless HE wants to, or maybe he should just go and get used to it for the betterment of him-self?

On topic:
I did my girls best friend and then denied it making her look like a lying slut.
Being weak is a choice.
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
December 26 2010 22:34 GMT
#3598
this thread is amazing on so many levels
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
Oozo
Profile Joined December 2009
Finland432 Posts
December 26 2010 22:37 GMT
#3599
I am secretly drinking every day of x-mas.
SKT for OSL!
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
December 26 2010 22:37 GMT
#3600
My family hates the fact that I play Starcraft. Just now my brother started to download a bunch and watch youtube etc just to mess up my latency. I got a loss because I dropped from the game
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