girl with boyfriend - Page 5

On September 16 2010 03:25 Xyik wrote:
Wow all I can say is that you're a loser.
Seriously, how would you feel if your girlfriend of 4 years broke up with you for some random dude? Worse yet, your girlfriend of 4 years whom you've met preparations to go overseas and see her, broke up with you for some douchebag she barely knows.

Honestly? I hate people like you. The only reason you want her so bad is because you can't get anyone else. These are one of your lucky golden 'opportunities' so you make excuses and justify your actions by hoping she has a bad boyfriend. If you were such a baller, you'd forget her and find an equally attractive girl without a boyfriend.

On September 16 2010 03:54 gmsts wrote:


If that happened I would be happy she is gone ultimately it is her lost and it would let me move on as soon as possible rather than prolong something which is going no where.

On September 15 2010 23:25 gameguard wrote:
she was hurt telling me im just like any other guy.

On September 16 2010 01:46 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
My advice is get some beer, talk to her and be all "baby, the sun and moon rise and fall on the beauty that is your eyes" and then drink/kiss. After she replies with something (I imagine) like "if only I ... *gasp*" and then you go "what is it? What holds thy tongue so?" but of course she just sits there with her bare back to you sobbing (you can tell because of the rise and fall of her slender shoulders). After drinking the beer you leave to go get more beer but come back to find she has TURNED TOWARDS YOU and you drop the beer which melodramatically falls to the floor smashing into shards and IN THE SHARDS you can see you two making love while drinking beer SHE WENT AND GOT SLIGHTLY FASTER.

After making sweet love and pouring beer on each other you guys drink some more and kiss intensely but then she cries because she has dishonored her family. So you break into a martial arts montage in the backyard which ends with kicking a tree over as sweat shoots off your bare chest.

Seems pretty obvious what needs to happen.

On September 16 2010 02:20 Salv wrote:


I still see it as a dick move, it's promoting cheating as long as the other person is willing. Maybe I just have more moral scruples to this situation than most of the people in this thread, but I think if you're moving in on a girl that you know is taken, regardless of whether or not she's into it, you're a dick.

On September 16 2010 03:56 Xyik wrote:


lol you wouldn't be happy, you'd be like goddamn I just wasted 4 years of my life with a slut.

On September 16 2010 01:42 JackMcCoy wrote:
Hey, don't worry, I feel you bro. Overwhelmed by the crippling fear that you can't do better than this broad? Hey, you might be right, I’ve seen it happen before, a guy thinks “hey I can do better than this, I have dignity and self-respect. I don’t need her.” Wrong. That guy was ugly and he made the biggest mistake of his life. I don’t want you to do the same. These people don’t know you, so don’t listen to their feel-good Oprah advice, you know you need a regular schedule of getting butt so that you can remain socially relevant to your peers and not drown in the deep, smothering, infinitely black waters of being alone.

Everyone here’s giving you “hallmark channel”, but I’m gonna throw at you some “Discovery channel”. When two dudes in nature are gravitating towards the same chick, they don’t consult Dr. Phil or teamliquid or their favorite Nicholas Sparks movie adaptation, they get down to business. There’s 2 possible routes: fighting or peacocking. You ever seen those goats just ramming their fuckin heads at each other? Be prepared for that, except with fists (or maybe heads). Option 2 is to bring some sexy back and hit her with a piece of the magic.

Obviously you don’t want to fight this guy if he’s bigger than you. Maybe he’s on the juice and could punch your nose out the back of your head. Maybe he’s a troubled stranger with a shady past and nothing left to lose. Basically, don’t fight him unless you have an overwhelming advantage and it will be an easy victory. Don’t overdo it though, because if you start roughing the kid up when he’s on the ground the chick’s emotional hard-coding is gonna make her want to help and mother the weak one. All you want to do is exercise some physical prowess and render him immobile and stupid looking, but remember: only if he’s much smaller and weaker than you (also, if you do engange he does start to win, tell him you’re gay and he’ll be charged with a hate crime if he assaults you, great escape plan).

If you’re not going to fight, then you’ve got to peacock. You’ve got to show this chick why you’re better in every way than this guy. Start off by only referring to him using words like “bozo”, “dweeb” or “pointdexter”. Use every opportunity to make him look stupid, and frequently make subtle remarks about his ambiguous sexuality. If he looks like he works out, ball him things like “meathead”, “juicer” or “hulktard”. If he looks nerdy then call him things like “Screech” or “Urkel”.
When you hang out together, excuse yourself to go to the gym then make threatening phone calls to his cell phone where you disguise your voice with one of those voice changers and say things like, “This is the police, you’re gonna die now faggot!” or “Do you know what we do to little pieces of fish like you in the bighouse? That ass is mine in 14 days.” This will serve to confuse and scare him, making him seem nervous and jittery while you’re cool hand Luke. Start calling his room at all hours of the night, waking him up and psyching him out. This campaign of psychological warfare will take its toll, and pretty soon he’ll be a walking mess.

Start making references to other girls you’re gonna take out, then make up fantastical stories about how amazing your dates were while she’s stuck babysitting this bag of nerves. Something like, “Yeah, it was really magical. We went to this little Italian place by the bay and they put us out on the honeymoon table under the stars. We were just staring into each other’s eyes when John Mayer came over to us and said we looked so happy that he wanted to play an impromptu set of romantic hits for us. One of the old men came over to tell us how happy he was for us when he started choking on some of the fantastic meatballs we were all eating. I hopped up and gave him the Heimlich and saved his life, and to thank me he’s flying us out to stay in his villa in Tuscany next month for free. I’m not going to call myself a hero, but that was their word for me. It was a pretty good night.”

There are plenty more avenues to pursue until you break this guy. Feel free to try some of the following: call his work as “US Marshall Mike Dexter” and tell them you’re looking for an escaped sex offender, giving the other guy’s name. Try to sound like a girl and leave voicemails on both his and her phone demanding a paternity test and thanking him for hepatitis. The possibilities here are endless.

As you can see, getting girls is easy. Good luck!

On September 16 2010 04:28 saltywet wrote:



Lol at people bashing him OP for dating a girl with a boyfriend... as long as the girl isn't engaged or married she's free game to chase, being GF/BF is only a course to decide whether they should marry and stay together forever or not

you're only a dick if you move on a girl if she's your buddies' girl, you don't move on a friends girl

On September 15 2010 23:25 gameguard wrote:
I will just stand by her if she needs me and try to be good to her. Whether this is healthy, I dunno. But I made a promise and I intend to keep it.

On September 16 2010 05:49 EpiK wrote:
I'm going to be blunt here and say you're a complete douche for even considering doing anything with this chick. I mean what the fuck, she's been with a guy for 4 years and you want to ruin that just cuz you've got a little crush on her after just a few months? Man up, stop focusing on yourself for a sec and put yourself in that other guys shoes.. Burn the bridge completely and move the fuck on. The be the guy that causes another guy to contemplate suicide over a bad breakup.

And in response to your comments on how unhappy she is with the relationship.. What gives you the right to be the judge of that. You don't even fucking understand what she's saying and you're making that conclusion off of her tone during a phonecall? They've been together for 4 years and she's calling him from abroad from another guys room. Of course they're going to have a few arguments. You don't have any say in what's a healthy relationship and what's not because you are clearly self centered yourself. Jesus christ I am genuinely disturbed that someone with a mindset like yours will be a doctor someday