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I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses.
so post some gogo..Ill start first:
makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments
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Wrote Earth Hour my ass and created a heated debate, was quite fun :>
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Hyrule18937 Posts
tofucake is wondering wtf is the point of this thread -.- 457839 likes 0 comments
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On April 01 2011 04:56 mAKiTO wrote: I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses.
so post some gogo..Ill start first:
makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments
So how many times you been laid since you wrote your status? Many women been messaging you asking you to fuck?
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the Dagon Knight4000 Posts
From my brother,
"Hi folks, Mark Zuckerberg here, just reminding you I can be anyone."
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On April 01 2011 05:02 tofucake wrote: tofucake is wondering wtf is the point of this thread -.- 457839 likes 0 comments You can go ahead and edit one more like on to that one
Katie is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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On April 01 2011 04:56 mAKiTO wrote: I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses.
so post some gogo..Ill start first:
makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments So what's the going exchange rate between likes and blowjobs?
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On April 01 2011 05:19 bonifaceviii wrote:Show nested quote +On April 01 2011 04:56 mAKiTO wrote: I was reading on mans magazine an article, they polled over 800 woman and ask what impressed them the most on a guys facebook, and 60% said clever statuses.
so post some gogo..Ill start first:
makito is wondering why women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped. I guess that's why some guys bump their way into a taken ones? - 9 likes 12 comments So what's the going exchange rate between likes and blowjobs? If I could "like" this post I would
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The key to facebook cleverness is putting up inspirational quotes and then adding a hyphen and your name at the end of it.
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I like turtles because they're chill. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
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Impressing girls via Facebook.. What has the world come to?
Anyway, I've never done any 'clever' Facebook status updates. I only ever post a status updates announcing my concerts as to hopefully get some people to come and listen.
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i don't think they mean putting clever jokes on your FB status. they mean like "hey look at all the cool stuff i'm doing, or this interesting article i found that says i care about _____."
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Sorry to gravedig old thread but I'd rather bump then start a new one + Show Spoiler +- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".
- I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich.
- Facebook is like prison. You hang around, write on walls, and get poked by people without your consent.
- When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom” was the scariest sentence.
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some of these (in this thread) are really good haha :3 only problem is if i were to do it id put a big "ahahahahahahha" at the end coz i find it funny , and would cease to look cool
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