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Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
July 29 2010 02:13 GMT
#1
What did Savior say when he was on the treadmill?
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Go away, IPXZerg-cizing.


What's it called when (P)Tyson has sex?
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a Han Bang.


What did Jaedong say when Killer lost his fifth ace match?
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You Baxter'd! Again?


Why did Luxury lose in proleague?
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Because he's fucking terrible.


What did Boxer say to Yellow after their semifinal match?
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That was really cheesy but I hope you enjoyed it! :p


****
May the BeSt man win.
Linx_101
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada166 Posts
July 29 2010 02:16 GMT
#2
The luxury joke is the best IMO.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 29 2010 02:16 GMT
#3
I liked the first one. The others were... pretty eh.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 29 2010 02:17 GMT
#4
The Luxury one was the best lol, I was expecting some super cheesy joke/pun. I chuckled heartily :3.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
July 29 2010 02:18 GMT
#5
On July 29 2010 11:13 Djabanete wrote:

Why did Luxury lose in proleague?
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Because he's fucking terrible.





5/5

In all seriousness this thread is amazing and if I were good with puns I'd contribute as well.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
July 29 2010 02:19 GMT
#6
Oh god I spent a whole minute trying to figure out what the pun in the Luxury one was.
Translator:3
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5132 Posts
July 29 2010 02:19 GMT
#7
The Tyson joke should be about IntoTheRain.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 29 2010 02:20 GMT
#8
LOL luxury. lold so harddd
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ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 29 2010 02:21 GMT
#9
On July 29 2010 11:19 oBlade wrote:
The Tyson joke should be about IntoTheRain.


Tyson = han

So , han is banging.
Each day gets better : )
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5132 Posts
July 29 2010 02:25 GMT
#10
IntoTheRain invented "Han Bang"
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
July 29 2010 02:25 GMT
#11
lol han bang
HEY MEYT
squaremanhole
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States82 Posts
July 29 2010 02:30 GMT
#12
Haha I fully enjoyed the Luxury one

Too good, too good.
Lonelyness is just like a curable illness,I cure it with fapping. - PlosionCornu
Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
July 29 2010 02:32 GMT
#13
I don't think you understand about Luxury.
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[image loading]
If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
July 29 2010 02:33 GMT
#14
I thought the jokes were pretty lame, until the Luxury joke... That really took me off guard, and made me laugh. Good job lol
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 29 2010 02:35 GMT
#15
On July 29 2010 11:25 oBlade wrote:
IntoTheRain invented "Han Bang"


Yea but that's not funny because it's not a pun > _<
Each day gets better : )
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
July 29 2010 02:47 GMT
#16
Lol the Luxury one so good.
GANDHISAUCE
luminaire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States56 Posts
July 29 2010 02:48 GMT
#17
Haha yeah Luxury...was not expecting that ^^
Work hard and never give up.
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
July 29 2010 02:50 GMT
#18
This blog is a Flash of brilliance!
5/5
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
July 29 2010 03:06 GMT
#19
The Luxury joke made me do a spit take. 5/5
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
jgju
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States454 Posts
July 29 2010 03:35 GMT
#20
Why did effort get pulled over while driving in Arizona
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He looked like an alien
"For you biting zealots, here's a quote" - Lauryn Hill
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