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Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
July 29 2010 02:13 GMT
#1
What did Savior say when he was on the treadmill?
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Go away, IPXZerg-cizing.


What's it called when (P)Tyson has sex?
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a Han Bang.


What did Jaedong say when Killer lost his fifth ace match?
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You Baxter'd! Again?


Why did Luxury lose in proleague?
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Because he's fucking terrible.


What did Boxer say to Yellow after their semifinal match?
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That was really cheesy but I hope you enjoyed it! :p


****
May the BeSt man win.
Linx_101
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada166 Posts
July 29 2010 02:16 GMT
#2
The luxury joke is the best IMO.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 29 2010 02:16 GMT
#3
I liked the first one. The others were... pretty eh.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 29 2010 02:17 GMT
#4
The Luxury one was the best lol, I was expecting some super cheesy joke/pun. I chuckled heartily :3.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
July 29 2010 02:18 GMT
#5
On July 29 2010 11:13 Djabanete wrote:

Why did Luxury lose in proleague?
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Because he's fucking terrible.





5/5

In all seriousness this thread is amazing and if I were good with puns I'd contribute as well.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
July 29 2010 02:19 GMT
#6
Oh god I spent a whole minute trying to figure out what the pun in the Luxury one was.
Translator:3
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6312 Posts
July 29 2010 02:19 GMT
#7
The Tyson joke should be about IntoTheRain.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 29 2010 02:20 GMT
#8
LOL luxury. lold so harddd
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ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 29 2010 02:21 GMT
#9
On July 29 2010 11:19 oBlade wrote:
The Tyson joke should be about IntoTheRain.


Tyson = han

So , han is banging.
Each day gets better : )
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6312 Posts
July 29 2010 02:25 GMT
#10
IntoTheRain invented "Han Bang"
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
July 29 2010 02:25 GMT
#11
lol han bang
HEY MEYT
squaremanhole
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States82 Posts
July 29 2010 02:30 GMT
#12
Haha I fully enjoyed the Luxury one

Too good, too good.
Lonelyness is just like a curable illness,I cure it with fapping. - PlosionCornu
Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
July 29 2010 02:32 GMT
#13
I don't think you understand about Luxury.
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If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
July 29 2010 02:33 GMT
#14
I thought the jokes were pretty lame, until the Luxury joke... That really took me off guard, and made me laugh. Good job lol
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 29 2010 02:35 GMT
#15
On July 29 2010 11:25 oBlade wrote:
IntoTheRain invented "Han Bang"


Yea but that's not funny because it's not a pun > _<
Each day gets better : )
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
July 29 2010 02:47 GMT
#16
Lol the Luxury one so good.
GANDHISAUCE
luminaire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States56 Posts
July 29 2010 02:48 GMT
#17
Haha yeah Luxury...was not expecting that ^^
Work hard and never give up.
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
July 29 2010 02:50 GMT
#18
This blog is a Flash of brilliance!
5/5
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
July 29 2010 03:06 GMT
#19
The Luxury joke made me do a spit take. 5/5
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
jgju
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States454 Posts
July 29 2010 03:35 GMT
#20
Why did effort get pulled over while driving in Arizona
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He looked like an alien
"For you biting zealots, here's a quote" - Lauryn Hill
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
July 29 2010 03:41 GMT
#21
What happens when you put a banana between Iloveoov and JulyZerg?
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Why did Yellow get thoroughly beaten up?
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Oov and July thought he was the banana.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
July 29 2010 03:55 GMT
#22
Luxury's joke is pure gold.

Bookmarked, will come back for moar~

Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
July 29 2010 04:49 GMT
#23
On July 29 2010 12:35 jgju wrote:
Why did effort get pulled over while driving in Arizona
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He looked like an alien

oh god
at least it's a twist on the usual alien joke!
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 29 2010 05:09 GMT
#24
What did Jung Myung Hoon say after Lee Min Seok asked him what he was drinking?
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It's a Fanta, see?




If you didn't get the ref...
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Each day gets better : )
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 04 2010 15:45 GMT
#25
How does Hiya greet his friends?
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Hiya!
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
August 04 2010 15:50 GMT
#26
Its not really a progamer joke but

Why Jim Raynor dedicated his life to a revolution against the Dominion ?
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because somethings are just worth fighting for
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Lyter
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2145 Posts
August 04 2010 15:57 GMT
#27
On August 05 2010 00:50 disciple wrote:
Its not really a progamer joke but

Why Jim Raynor dedicated his life to a revolution against the Dominion ?
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because somethings are just worth fighting for


So what kind of joke is it then? :p
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 04 2010 15:59 GMT
#28
A bad one. That's what kind.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
August 04 2010 16:01 GMT
#29
lol Luxury
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
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