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Unless you have some kind of specific standards about your future girlfriend being a virgin or your friend wants to date her there shouldn't be much problem. Unless that story you mentioned had a lot of missing details that you left out.
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On June 10 2014 20:46 MarlieChurphy wrote:Show nested quote +On June 10 2014 18:09 Toadesstern wrote:sad thing he never started playing moeboats. He might have been the first person to ever be happy to get a Kirishima: + Show Spoiler [picture] +On June 10 2014 11:39 CecilSunkure wrote:
How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl [22:54] <Toad|> wait, this guy does raise a good question
[22:54] <Toad|> "Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?"
[23:03] * Toad| slaps Emnjay808 around a bit with a large trout
[23:04] <Emnjay808> ?
[23:04] <Toad|> how does driftwood hurt turtles?
[23:04] <Emnjay808> we used wooden pallets for the bonfire
[23:04] <Emnjay808> if these things ram into a turtle theyre dead learning something new every day Ironically, the drifting wood would actually help baby turtles, as scientists recently discovered that is how they traverse oceans. By finding large things to rest on and let the currents take them. However, the logic they are basing off is that old pic of the turtle that had a belt or some plastic soda can holder stuck around a turtle that grew into it and it's shell became deformed like a tree with a wire stuck in it or something. PS this is a bundles of sticks between N and Q because this story is bullshit because his logic is not consistent. Show nested quote +
Theres a girl I work with. Met her tonight for the first time. It was at a store meeting with all the employees.
Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.
We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more.
One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!"
Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water.
I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.
Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged.
I didnt care, I got to impress her.
My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.
Fuck my life. Im so stupid.
First bold. What? You work with her and met her for the first time tonight? 2nd bold, IDGAF 3rd bold, IDGAF 4th bold, Gives a fuck.
She blew my co-worker friend during a 15min break on the parking lot because of a "game of honesty". Something along the lines of asking whats your favorite color straight to "would you let me suck your dick right now?" kind of thing. Aka, shes a slut. Just to clarify on that matter.
The wooden pallets are riddled with nails. Yes, those kinda hurt.
I met her for the first time cause I work in a store that employs 100+ people. She works day time shift, I work graveyard shift. Is that really hard to imagine?
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Im pretty much over this incident lol. Already got my new phone situated, just gotta pick it up. And buying a sweet new wallet from work.
Just wanted to clarify some questions people may have had since I wrote this blog when I was still drunk.
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On June 11 2014 04:53 Emnjay808 wrote:
She blew my co-worker friend during a 15min break on the parking lot because of a "game of honesty". Something along the lines of asking whats your favorite color straight to "would you let me suck your dick right now?" kind of thing.
...uh, what?
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On June 11 2014 04:53 Emnjay808 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 10 2014 20:46 MarlieChurphy wrote:On June 10 2014 18:09 Toadesstern wrote:sad thing he never started playing moeboats. He might have been the first person to ever be happy to get a Kirishima: + Show Spoiler [picture] +On June 10 2014 11:39 CecilSunkure wrote:
How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl [22:54] <Toad|> wait, this guy does raise a good question
[22:54] <Toad|> "Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?"
[23:03] * Toad| slaps Emnjay808 around a bit with a large trout
[23:04] <Emnjay808> ?
[23:04] <Toad|> how does driftwood hurt turtles?
[23:04] <Emnjay808> we used wooden pallets for the bonfire
[23:04] <Emnjay808> if these things ram into a turtle theyre dead learning something new every day Ironically, the drifting wood would actually help baby turtles, as scientists recently discovered that is how they traverse oceans. By finding large things to rest on and let the currents take them. However, the logic they are basing off is that old pic of the turtle that had a belt or some plastic soda can holder stuck around a turtle that grew into it and it's shell became deformed like a tree with a wire stuck in it or something. PS this is a bundles of sticks between N and Q because this story is bullshit because his logic is not consistent.
Theres a girl I work with. Met her tonight for the first time. It was at a store meeting with all the employees.
Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.
We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more.
One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!"
Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water.
I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.
Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged.
I didnt care, I got to impress her.
My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.
Fuck my life. Im so stupid.
First bold. What? You work with her and met her for the first time tonight? 2nd bold, IDGAF 3rd bold, IDGAF 4th bold, Gives a fuck. She blew my co-worker friend during a 15min break on the parking lot because of a "game of honesty". Something along the lines of asking whats your favorite color straight to "would you let me suck your dick right now?" kind of thing. Aka, shes a slut. Just to clarify on that matter. The wooden pallets are riddled with nails. Yes, those kinda hurt. I met her for the first time cause I work in a store that employs 100+ people. She works day time shift, I work graveyard shift. Is that really hard to imagine?
Your friend is a slut as well then, isn't he? xD
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I find it hard to believe this game of honesty dick sucking scenario.
Details we need moar of them.
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Netherlands6175 Posts
What if turtles actually LIKE driftwood? What if they use it to make little wooden modernist houses under the sea, nailed to the coral reefs with the rusty nails?
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On June 11 2014 23:55 icydergosu wrote:
I find it hard to believe this game of honesty dick sucking scenario.
Details we need moar of them.
Yea this sounds like either straight made up, or many details were left out.
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