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Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
June 09 2014 20:53 GMT
#21
And here I was picturing Emnjay jumping in the sea, trying to save a family of turtles that was about to give headbumps to a still flaming piece of wood that is slowly edging in on the small babyturtles. Because as well all know, turtles just like moths get mesmerized by fire and will just head straight for it.

The picture in my head was amazing.
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
Boucot
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
France15997 Posts
June 09 2014 21:35 GMT
#22
On June 10 2014 05:12 Emnjay808 wrote:
Yes, Im saving turtles. The the ONE positive thing I can think of here. I live in Hawaii.

That makes 2.
Former SC2 writer for Millenium - twitter.com/Boucot
Sterlymobile
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1009 Posts
June 09 2014 21:42 GMT
#23
On June 09 2014 22:15 Emnjay808 wrote:
Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.


What % is the megane part or is it split 1/3 for each?
"You sons of a silly person"
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
June 09 2014 22:18 GMT
#24
On June 10 2014 06:35 Boucot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2014 05:12 Emnjay808 wrote:
Yes, Im saving turtles. The the ONE positive thing I can think of here. I live in Hawaii.

That makes 2.


It's as if he thinks saving the turtle was wrong. o.o
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
June 09 2014 23:50 GMT
#25
On June 10 2014 06:42 Sterlymobile wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2014 22:15 Emnjay808 wrote:
Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.


What % is the megane part or is it split 1/3 for each?


WTF is megane?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
June 09 2014 23:53 GMT
#26
megan typo? megan fox?

I'd look for a girl wearing megan fox too!
Useless wet fish.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
June 10 2014 01:59 GMT
#27
On June 10 2014 08:50 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2014 06:42 Sterlymobile wrote:
On June 09 2014 22:15 Emnjay808 wrote:
Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.


What % is the megane part or is it split 1/3 for each?


WTF is megane?

probably means glasses seeing as megane is anime talk:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Megane
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
June 10 2014 02:39 GMT
#28
How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51072 Posts
June 10 2014 03:38 GMT
#29
On June 10 2014 08:53 Capped wrote:
megan typo? megan fox?

I'd look for a girl wearing megan fox too!


megane means glasses in japanese.
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icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
June 10 2014 05:33 GMT
#30
go for some sweet revenge, suck his dick too
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seom
Profile Joined January 2013
South Africa491 Posts
June 10 2014 08:24 GMT
#31
lol, I thought megane was a fragrance or summin.

ok I get it.
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-10 09:21:41
June 10 2014 09:09 GMT
#32
sad thing he never started playing moeboats. He might have been the first person to ever be happy to get a Kirishima:

+ Show Spoiler [picture] +
[image loading]


On June 10 2014 11:39 CecilSunkure wrote:
How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl


[22:54] <Toad|> wait, this guy does raise a good question
[22:54] <Toad|> "Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?"
[23:03] * Toad| slaps Emnjay808 around a bit with a large trout
[23:04] <Emnjay808> ?
[23:04] <Toad|> how does driftwood hurt turtles?
[23:04] <Emnjay808> we used wooden pallets for the bonfire
[23:04] <Emnjay808> if these things ram into a turtle theyre dead

learning something new every day
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
June 10 2014 09:32 GMT
#33
pretty sure that's just nonsense ^
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-10 09:43:29
June 10 2014 09:40 GMT
#34
idk man, I'm not a turtle scientist

google says
In the fifth in a series of independent tests conducted in cities from Portland, Maine, to New Orleans, wood shipping pallets that transport our food were discovered carrying bacteria and life-threatening pathogens that spread easily and endanger our nation's food supply.


Maybe they're getting infected and dying a slow, painful death
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-10 10:26:53
June 10 2014 10:26 GMT
#35
The only reason a pallet would harm anything is because the nails wouldn't be very biodegradable, and if they are left in the sand people can step on them and it hurts.

Burning wood or throwing wood away is about as natural as you get and is well understood, unlike burning oil where the origins of oil (why/how it got there) are still up for discussion.

Edit: Or yeah whatever the hell is in the wood due to treatment, but whatever it's not going to be as bad as a plastic bag that actually kills all sorts of things.
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-10 11:50:20
June 10 2014 11:46 GMT
#36
On June 10 2014 18:09 Toadesstern wrote:
sad thing he never started playing moeboats. He might have been the first person to ever be happy to get a Kirishima:

+ Show Spoiler [picture] +
[image loading]


Show nested quote +
On June 10 2014 11:39 CecilSunkure wrote:
How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl


Show nested quote +
[22:54] <Toad|> wait, this guy does raise a good question
[22:54] <Toad|> "Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?"
[23:03] * Toad| slaps Emnjay808 around a bit with a large trout
[23:04] <Emnjay808> ?
[23:04] <Toad|> how does driftwood hurt turtles?
[23:04] <Emnjay808> we used wooden pallets for the bonfire
[23:04] <Emnjay808> if these things ram into a turtle theyre dead

learning something new every day



Ironically, the drifting wood would actually help baby turtles, as scientists recently discovered that is how they traverse oceans. By finding large things to rest on and let the currents take them.

However, the logic they are basing off is that old pic of the turtle that had a belt or some plastic soda can holder stuck around a turtle that grew into it and it's shell became deformed like a tree with a wire stuck in it or something.

PS this is a bundles of sticks between N and Q because this story is bullshit because his logic is not consistent.


Theres a girl I work with. Met her tonight for the first time. It was at a store meeting with all the employees.

Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.

We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more.

One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!"

Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water.

I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.

Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged.

I didnt care, I got to impress her.

My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.

Fuck my life. Im so stupid.


First bold. What? You work with her and met her for the first time tonight?

2nd bold, IDGAF

3rd bold, IDGAF

4th bold, Gives a fuck.





RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-10 11:55:20
June 10 2014 11:52 GMT
#37
When drunk the truth lurches out of the heart.

Guys, he cared. He really cared about impressing the girl.

Edit: Also OP is a dick because now the turtles don't even have driftwood.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9174 Posts
June 10 2014 12:06 GMT
#38
You like her, you saved turtles to impress her. Now you know she also puts out and has good taste (assuming your friend's a good guy). I don't see an issue.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
June 10 2014 12:52 GMT
#39
On June 10 2014 21:06 Scarecrow wrote:
You like her, you saved turtles to impress her. Now you know she also puts out and has good taste (assuming your friend's a good guy). I don't see an issue.

Maybe he's religious, a virgin, and wants to stick to some ideals he has about virginity and blah blah.

But of course if he was looking to hook up with her before committing to a life-long marriage then perhaps it's pretty hypocritical of him to engage in sexual acts in the first place.

However we all know the OP has some internal conflicts about wanting to impress her an denying it thanks to Marlie's humorous post. Maybe he just has some more internal conflicts about having sex that he hasn't settled.

Sadly these internal conflicts manifest in people making fun of him on forums, him killing or not killing turtles, and soaking his cell phone/wallet with water. But of course it's only fair to give him the benefit of the doubt! Maybe he actually is a virgin himself so his moral standards actually make sense and he's not a hypocrite! If this is true then it's just unfortunate that his phone and wallet were water-logged and he was just a victim of those pagans that suck each others' dicks messing up his perfect turtle saving plans.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
June 10 2014 13:25 GMT
#40
On June 09 2014 22:15 Emnjay808 wrote:
Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.

That part gave me the impression that you wouldn't mind the fact that she blew your friend. Seems like your standards aren't necessarily low but they're shallow... what does it matter who she's been with?
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
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