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Toadesstern
Germany16350 Posts
The picture in my head was amazing. | ||
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Boucot
France15997 Posts
On June 10 2014 05:12 Emnjay808 wrote: Yes, Im saving turtles. The the ONE positive thing I can think of here. I live in Hawaii. That makes 2. | ||
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Sterlymobile
United States1009 Posts
On June 09 2014 22:15 Emnjay808 wrote: Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl. What % is the megane part or is it split 1/3 for each? | ||
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
It's as if he thinks saving the turtle was wrong. o.o | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
On June 10 2014 06:42 Sterlymobile wrote: What % is the megane part or is it split 1/3 for each? WTF is megane? | ||
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
I'd look for a girl wearing megan fox too! | ||
BigFan
TLADT24920 Posts
probably means glasses seeing as megane is anime talk: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Megane | ||
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CecilSunkure
United States2829 Posts
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50868 Posts
On June 10 2014 08:53 Capped wrote: megan typo? megan fox? I'd look for a girl wearing megan fox too! megane means glasses in japanese. | ||
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icystorage
Jollibee19350 Posts
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seom
South Africa491 Posts
ok I get it. | ||
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Toadesstern
Germany16350 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [picture] + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/CsGsnaQ.png) On June 10 2014 11:39 CecilSunkure wrote: How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl [22:54] <Toad|> wait, this guy does raise a good question [22:54] <Toad|> "Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?" [23:03] * Toad| slaps Emnjay808 around a bit with a large trout [23:04] <Emnjay808> ? [23:04] <Toad|> how does driftwood hurt turtles? [23:04] <Emnjay808> we used wooden pallets for the bonfire [23:04] <Emnjay808> if these things ram into a turtle theyre dead learning something new every day | ||
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marvellosity
United Kingdom36161 Posts
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Toadesstern
Germany16350 Posts
google says In the fifth in a series of independent tests conducted in cities from Portland, Maine, to New Orleans, wood shipping pallets that transport our food were discovered carrying bacteria and life-threatening pathogens that spread easily and endanger our nation's food supply. Maybe they're getting infected and dying a slow, painful death | ||
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CecilSunkure
United States2829 Posts
Burning wood or throwing wood away is about as natural as you get and is well understood, unlike burning oil where the origins of oil (why/how it got there) are still up for discussion. Edit: Or yeah whatever the hell is in the wood due to treatment, but whatever it's not going to be as bad as a plastic bag that actually kills all sorts of things. | ||
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MarlieChurphy
United States2065 Posts
On June 10 2014 18:09 Toadesstern wrote: sad thing he never started playing moeboats. He might have been the first person to ever be happy to get a Kirishima: + Show Spoiler [picture] + learning something new every day Ironically, the drifting wood would actually help baby turtles, as scientists recently discovered that is how they traverse oceans. By finding large things to rest on and let the currents take them. However, the logic they are basing off is that old pic of the turtle that had a belt or some plastic soda can holder stuck around a turtle that grew into it and it's shell became deformed like a tree with a wire stuck in it or something. PS this is a bundles of sticks between N and Q because this story is bullshit because his logic is not consistent. Theres a girl I work with. Met her tonight for the first time. It was at a store meeting with all the employees. Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl. We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more. One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!" Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water. I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her. Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged. I didnt care, I got to impress her. My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick. Fuck my life. Im so stupid. First bold. What? You work with her and met her for the first time tonight? 2nd bold, IDGAF 3rd bold, IDGAF 4th bold, Gives a fuck. | ||
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CecilSunkure
United States2829 Posts
Guys, he cared. He really cared about impressing the girl. Edit: Also OP is a dick because now the turtles don't even have driftwood. | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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CecilSunkure
United States2829 Posts
On June 10 2014 21:06 Scarecrow wrote: You like her, you saved turtles to impress her. Now you know she also puts out and has good taste (assuming your friend's a good guy). I don't see an issue. Maybe he's religious, a virgin, and wants to stick to some ideals he has about virginity and blah blah. But of course if he was looking to hook up with her before committing to a life-long marriage then perhaps it's pretty hypocritical of him to engage in sexual acts in the first place. However we all know the OP has some internal conflicts about wanting to impress her an denying it thanks to Marlie's humorous post. Maybe he just has some more internal conflicts about having sex that he hasn't settled. Sadly these internal conflicts manifest in people making fun of him on forums, him killing or not killing turtles, and soaking his cell phone/wallet with water. But of course it's only fair to give him the benefit of the doubt! Maybe he actually is a virgin himself so his moral standards actually make sense and he's not a hypocrite! If this is true then it's just unfortunate that his phone and wallet were water-logged and he was just a victim of those pagans that suck each others' dicks messing up his perfect turtle saving plans. | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On June 09 2014 22:15 Emnjay808 wrote: Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl. That part gave me the impression that you wouldn't mind the fact that she blew your friend. Seems like your standards aren't necessarily low but they're shallow... what does it matter who she's been with? | ||
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