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Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
June 10 2014 17:49 GMT
#41
Unless you have some kind of specific standards about your future girlfriend being a virgin or your friend wants to date her there shouldn't be much problem. Unless that story you mentioned had a lot of missing details that you left out.
Never Knows Best.
Emnjay808
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States10665 Posts
June 10 2014 19:53 GMT
#42
On June 10 2014 20:46 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2014 18:09 Toadesstern wrote:
sad thing he never started playing moeboats. He might have been the first person to ever be happy to get a Kirishima:

+ Show Spoiler [picture] +
[image loading]


On June 10 2014 11:39 CecilSunkure wrote:
How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl


[22:54] <Toad|> wait, this guy does raise a good question
[22:54] <Toad|> "Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?"
[23:03] * Toad| slaps Emnjay808 around a bit with a large trout
[23:04] <Emnjay808> ?
[23:04] <Toad|> how does driftwood hurt turtles?
[23:04] <Emnjay808> we used wooden pallets for the bonfire
[23:04] <Emnjay808> if these things ram into a turtle theyre dead

learning something new every day



Ironically, the drifting wood would actually help baby turtles, as scientists recently discovered that is how they traverse oceans. By finding large things to rest on and let the currents take them.

However, the logic they are basing off is that old pic of the turtle that had a belt or some plastic soda can holder stuck around a turtle that grew into it and it's shell became deformed like a tree with a wire stuck in it or something.

PS this is a bundles of sticks between N and Q because this story is bullshit because his logic is not consistent.

Show nested quote +

Theres a girl I work with. Met her tonight for the first time. It was at a store meeting with all the employees.

Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.

We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more.

One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!"

Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water.

I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.

Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged.

I didnt care, I got to impress her.

My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.

Fuck my life. Im so stupid.


First bold. What? You work with her and met her for the first time tonight?

2nd bold, IDGAF

3rd bold, IDGAF

4th bold, Gives a fuck.






She blew my co-worker friend during a 15min break on the parking lot because of a "game of honesty". Something along the lines of asking whats your favorite color straight to "would you let me suck your dick right now?" kind of thing. Aka, shes a slut. Just to clarify on that matter.

The wooden pallets are riddled with nails. Yes, those kinda hurt.

I met her for the first time cause I work in a store that employs 100+ people. She works day time shift, I work graveyard shift. Is that really hard to imagine?
Skol
Emnjay808
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States10665 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-10 19:55:27
June 10 2014 19:55 GMT
#43
Im pretty much over this incident lol. Already got my new phone situated, just gotta pick it up. And buying a sweet new wallet from work.

Just wanted to clarify some questions people may have had since I wrote this blog when I was still drunk.
Skol
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
June 10 2014 20:29 GMT
#44
On June 11 2014 04:53 Emnjay808 wrote:

She blew my co-worker friend during a 15min break on the parking lot because of a "game of honesty". Something along the lines of asking whats your favorite color straight to "would you let me suck your dick right now?" kind of thing.


...uh, what?
TranslatorBaa!
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
June 10 2014 20:29 GMT
#45
but do you have a ferry?
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
June 10 2014 21:41 GMT
#46
On June 11 2014 04:53 Emnjay808 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2014 20:46 MarlieChurphy wrote:
On June 10 2014 18:09 Toadesstern wrote:
sad thing he never started playing moeboats. He might have been the first person to ever be happy to get a Kirishima:

+ Show Spoiler [picture] +
[image loading]


On June 10 2014 11:39 CecilSunkure wrote:
How does grabbing a pallet save turtles? rofl


[22:54] <Toad|> wait, this guy does raise a good question
[22:54] <Toad|> "Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?"
[23:03] * Toad| slaps Emnjay808 around a bit with a large trout
[23:04] <Emnjay808> ?
[23:04] <Toad|> how does driftwood hurt turtles?
[23:04] <Emnjay808> we used wooden pallets for the bonfire
[23:04] <Emnjay808> if these things ram into a turtle theyre dead

learning something new every day



Ironically, the drifting wood would actually help baby turtles, as scientists recently discovered that is how they traverse oceans. By finding large things to rest on and let the currents take them.

However, the logic they are basing off is that old pic of the turtle that had a belt or some plastic soda can holder stuck around a turtle that grew into it and it's shell became deformed like a tree with a wire stuck in it or something.

PS this is a bundles of sticks between N and Q because this story is bullshit because his logic is not consistent.


Theres a girl I work with. Met her tonight for the first time. It was at a store meeting with all the employees.

Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.

We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more.

One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!"

Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water.

I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.

Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged.

I didnt care, I got to impress her.

My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.

Fuck my life. Im so stupid.


First bold. What? You work with her and met her for the first time tonight?

2nd bold, IDGAF

3rd bold, IDGAF

4th bold, Gives a fuck.






She blew my co-worker friend during a 15min break on the parking lot because of a "game of honesty". Something along the lines of asking whats your favorite color straight to "would you let me suck your dick right now?" kind of thing. Aka, shes a slut. Just to clarify on that matter.

The wooden pallets are riddled with nails. Yes, those kinda hurt.

I met her for the first time cause I work in a store that employs 100+ people. She works day time shift, I work graveyard shift. Is that really hard to imagine?


Your friend is a slut as well then, isn't he? xD
I think esports is pretty nice.
icydergosu
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
528 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-11 14:59:56
June 11 2014 14:55 GMT
#47
I find it hard to believe this game of honesty dick sucking scenario.

Details we need moar of them.
I am the Punishment of God. If you had not commited great sins, god would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
June 11 2014 19:07 GMT
#48
What if turtles actually LIKE driftwood? What if they use it to make little wooden modernist houses under the sea, nailed to the coral reefs with the rusty nails?
<3
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
June 13 2014 03:45 GMT
#49
On June 11 2014 23:55 icydergosu wrote:
I find it hard to believe this game of honesty dick sucking scenario.

Details we need moar of them.


Yea this sounds like either straight made up, or many details were left out.
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