Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.
We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more.
One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!"
Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water.
I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.
Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged.
I didnt care, I got to impress her.
My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.
Fuck my life. Im so stupid.