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Theres a girl I work with. Met her tonight for the first time. It was at a store meeting with all the employees.
Shes super cute, nice bod, and wears megane. Everything I look for in a girl.
We go to a after party bonfire. I see this as an opportunity to get to know her more.
One of the wooden pallets gets drifted into the waves. Shes all like, "oh get that pallet, save the turtles!"
Me being the stupid drunken idiot. I run into the water and grab it. My entire lower body soaked in water.
I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.
Fuck me, my phone is wet, and my wallet is waterlogged.
I didnt care, I got to impress her.
My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.
Fuck my life. Im so stupid.
 
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TLADT24920 Posts
moral of the story: don't get drunk and try to impress girls  Sorry to hear about your troubles.
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I fail to see the problem here?
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On June 09 2014 22:40 icydergosu wrote:
I fail to see the problem here?
he tried to hit on girl where he later realized that she already did it with his friend
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On June 09 2014 22:44 goody153 wrote:he tried to hit on girl where he later realized that she already did it with his friend
This is a problem because...?
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On June 09 2014 22:51 icydergosu wrote:Show nested quote +On June 09 2014 22:44 goody153 wrote:On June 09 2014 22:40 icydergosu wrote:
I fail to see the problem here? he tried to hit on girl where he later realized that she already did it with his friend This is a problem because...?
he thinks he wasted effort for the girl since she is not worth it or something like that i suppose
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
Ouch, wet wallet and fone is many bad.
Lol "SAVE THE TURTLES" lolol
Unlucky brah, but like others said, if she got with your mate who cares? IDK, sloppy 2nds or riot i guess.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50595 Posts
so she sucked his dick, get her to suck yours now.
Just tell her you're the CROTCHMASTER.
edit: retracting previous statement due to lack of relevance
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Yeah that sucks. You don't want to mess with the same girl your friend has. Never works out.. in my opinion.
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On June 09 2014 23:28 BLinD-RawR wrote:
so she sucked his dick, get her to suck yours now.
is this the same night you tipped 200$?
Emnjay such 1%
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Baa?21244 Posts
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On June 09 2014 23:28 BLinD-RawR wrote:
so she sucked his dick, get her to suck yours now.
is this the same night you tipped 200$?
nah, that was a bartender. Unless one of his parttime jobs is at a bar, this girl who's working with him and the bartender where he dropped 200$ probably aren't the same.
But yeah as everyone said, I don't really see a problem here unless it's one of these nasty stories and you're leaving out the majority of the funny parts.
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correct. In life, you should only date/hookup with virgins. Also, they must not have done anything sexual with anyone before you.
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Never ridiculize yourself to impress a girl. It's never worth it. She should be the one wanting to impress you! It's all about attitude dude! Listen to SoSexy 
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We always do stupid things to impress girls who doesn't deserve to be impressed... but we always learn this afterwards.
Just fuck her and move on.
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On June 09 2014 22:15 Emnjay808 wrote:
I didnt give a fuck, I wanted to impress her.
I didnt care, I got to impress her.
My friend talks to me, he ends up telling me a story how that girl sucked his dick.
Fuck my life. Im so stupid.
Seems like you're headed for a happy ending to me.
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Wait, how do turtles have anything to dow ith it?
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I'm a big fan of turtles. Keep up the good work.
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Yes, Im saving turtles. The the ONE positive thing I can think of here. I live in Hawaii.
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Is no one else here questioning how biodegradable driftwood was going to even hurt the turtles in the first place?
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