5/5 for a hilarious drinking story.
Disaster with a girl - Page 2
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Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
5/5 for a hilarious drinking story. | ||
Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
5/5 for mspaint | ||
Monsen
Germany2548 Posts
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sUgArMaNiAc
Australia110 Posts
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MrTortoise
1388 Posts
u should call around hers and do something nice for all the shit you put them through. Take them all out for food. I mean seriously, how much worse can it get? I suppose you could shit the bed | ||
Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
On June 03 2014 17:21 Monsen wrote: Mspaint is always a winner. And I'll never get the stupidity of people drinking that far over their limit. You know that your body is constantly giving you clues of how much it can handle, right ? You do realise alchohol dramatically affects judgement and the closer you get to your 'limit' the more likely you're going to slip up and exceed it? These clues you speak of are pretty delayed, especially if you're shotting after beers. You can go way over your limit and feel fine for a while then everything goes to shit. | ||
FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
On June 03 2014 13:47 hoby2000 wrote: Ditto. Not only that, but I know I've read this EXACT story somewhere else on a different forum years ago. It's like the butt shaving one where the dude decides he's going to shave his ass only to realize his butt cheeks get stuck together now because he doesn't have any hair to prevent the sweat from staying or some shit like that. Yes this sounds familiar, I remember that story having him shit in the bathtub while he was over for dinner with her friends and the whole walking in on him thing. Obvious awkwardness and mess ensues. Some shit like that. | ||
Dan26
Australia239 Posts
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c0ldfusion
United States8293 Posts
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sabas123
Netherlands3121 Posts
best of luck with her! | ||
Zim23
United States1681 Posts
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a_flayer
Netherlands2826 Posts
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Saechiis
Netherlands4989 Posts
On June 04 2014 00:22 a_flayer wrote: This is why i prefer to stay sober when going to the club with the intent of sex. It is much easier to hit up chicks when you are clear of mind, and there is usually less vomit/diarrhea involved. Maybe they're into poopsex? | ||
Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
On June 03 2014 15:15 Scarecrow wrote: Peeing and shitting simultaneously isn't hard and i've had first hand experience doing the puke shit combo. A trifecta's certainly possible Yeah, after you've experienced two at the same time the 3rd doesnt really seem out of the realms of possibility. It also sucks. | ||
a_flayer
Netherlands2826 Posts
On June 04 2014 00:46 Capped wrote: Yeah, after you've experienced two at the same time the 3rd doesnt really seem out of the realms of possibility. It also sucks. I fear I may be revealing too much about myself when I say this, but a girl at one point told me that when she sits down on a toilet, she just lets it all go since it all goes down the same way. It's not like men where we have to take a moment to make a concious decision between sitting down to poop or just standing and peeing. I wonder if all women have this "care-free" approach to their toilet habits. I just know I will regret posting this. | ||
Topin
Peru10034 Posts
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Dizmaul
United States831 Posts
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KissBlade
United States5718 Posts
On June 04 2014 01:30 a_flayer wrote: I fear I may be revealing too much about myself when I say this, but a girl at one point told me that when she sits down on a toilet, she just lets it all go since it all goes down the same way. It's not like men where we have to take a moment to make a concious decision between sitting down to poop or just standing and peeing. I wonder if all women have this "care-free" approach to their toilet habits. I just know I will regret posting this. You're not revealing too much because everyone knows womens public bathrooms are the nightmare of the worlds. | ||
dravernor
Netherlands6175 Posts
On June 04 2014 04:44 KissBlade wrote: You're not revealing too much because everyone knows womens public bathrooms are the nightmare of the worlds. True story. I also don't get why plastic toilet seats get stolen and toilet rolls get thrown INTO the toilets in there. | ||
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