On October 10 2013 21:58 N.geNuity wrote:
lost all credibility at don't watch porn bit. Well, for someone of your writing style anyways using those reasons.

This strikes me as all sorts of confusing. What about my writing style makes you think I watch porn??

DavoS

United States4605 Posts

October 10 2013 15:19 GMT

#22

On October 10 2013 14:22 Capped wrote:
When will kids learn its not cool to make shit up.

Or

Punch girls in the mouth and say they deserve to be assaulted because they showed an interest in your sorry ass.

The bit about signing boobs and asses sorta gave you away. Just slightly though. Better luck next time

Honestly it's not that unbelievable. I figured my first semester at college would be me hiding in my room playing Dota and living in the library (especially because I'm transferring in as a junior). And I wound up at a party pretty much every night before classes, every weekend has had a hilarious party, and after being single for over a year and a half I kissed two girls within two weeks and started dating one of them.
College be crazy.

Edit: although I agree with the skepticism about the detailed account of being wasted, as well as the glaring hypocrisies towards women and sex.

woreyour

582 Posts

October 10 2013 15:28 GMT

#23

it is okay bro, u had me entertained but this is not project X material.

you must have watched a lot of teen movies to fabricate this, think of another idea and hollywood might take it.

You blew it when you mentioned the black guy jock stereotype, better writing next time and aim for a more realistic story

EJK

United States1302 Posts

October 10 2013 16:05 GMT

#24

lost all credibility after you "logged onto iccup".

But i read on.

And it just got worse T_T oh you have some long years of college ahead of ya if you don't know how to party

edit: also stop being so fucking scared of black people, they are the friendliest and chillest people in the world

DarkPlasmaBall

United States43527 Posts

October 10 2013 16:46 GMT

#25

That was an amazing, hilarious read, even though it's clearly fabricated (or over-exaggerated to the point of incredulity).

Thoroughly entertained. 4/5 (because some things were just too overdone).

Chubs01

United States25 Posts

October 10 2013 17:43 GMT

#26

Hmm... Once upon a time I considered making a blog similar to this about my first weekend living on campus at Kent State University, and how terrible of an idea it was to move into my dorm on my birthday, and the downward spiraling train wreck of a birthday party it turned into. but thanks for reminding me why I didn't try! Also...

"I don't even watch porn because I feel it's degrading to women."

Ya lost all hopes of me believing you right there champ (and somewhere around the story about the second or third girl).

N.geNuity

United States5111 Posts

October 10 2013 17:54 GMT

#27

On October 10 2013 23:47 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:

Show nested quote +

This strikes me as all sorts of confusing. What about my writing style makes you think I watch porn??

For the reasons you listed i what I meant to say (essentially sob3k's post)

you probably watch porn anyways, as most males do, but you maynot. But that would be out out of force of habit, etc, rather than some actual moral sense of yours.

LaNague

Germany9118 Posts

October 10 2013 18:12 GMT

#28

MY FIRST WEEK AT UNIVERSITY

met some nice people
had beer together
had some discussions
then we studied together for 3 years

oh, also you are a racist virgin that punches women apparently.

-Kaiser-

Canada932 Posts

October 10 2013 19:32 GMT

#29

One of the more successful trolls in the recent history of Blogs.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

October 10 2013 19:40 GMT

#30

Who writes blogs this long. Barely even skimmed it.

Kevin_Sorbo

Canada3217 Posts

October 10 2013 19:49 GMT

#31

sounds like a stateofreverie blog.

even Revenge of the nerds wasnt THAT cheesy man.

hp.Shell

United States2527 Posts

October 10 2013 20:31 GMT

#32

Even though it is obviously fake, it is good writing, and that makes for good blogs! 4/5

WarSame

Canada1950 Posts

October 11 2013 02:42 GMT

#33

On October 11 2013 04:49 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
sounds like a stateofreverie blog.

even Revenge of the nerds wasnt THAT cheesy man.

That's what I was thinking, even from the title. Shit son, looks like SoR's alt.

n.DieJokes

United States3443 Posts

October 11 2013 03:47 GMT

#34

Hey man, ignore the naysayers half this forums still in hs. This is just what college is these days, enjoy it

sc4k

United Kingdom5454 Posts

October 11 2013 09:57 GMT

#35

Haha this was eminently readable for some reason, kind of like if you got to see the inner thinkings of the 'nerdy' guy in one of those road trip kind of films.

BeiHuoJingHua

32 Posts

October 11 2013 13:38 GMT

#36

I realized halfway through that you weren't just pretending to be a nerd who thinks he's better than the rest, you actually are one lolll

enjoy college

Saechiis

Netherlands4989 Posts

October 11 2013 13:48 GMT

#37

Enjoyable read, way too radical to pass as a "My First Month of College" though.