On June 30 2012 11:48 Bibbit wrote:

- To intensify the proxy Marauder TvT opening, Marauders should become magnetic, causing all SCVs to stick to it.

lol that one made me smile. The picture of a magnetic Marauder waking around with SCVs stuck hahaha

AnachronisticAnarchy

United States2957 Posts

June 30 2012 14:14 GMT

#22

On June 30 2012 20:40 Jacobe wrote:
Dude you smoking crack. Your ideas would quickly kill the esports of this game and turn it into cnc. Is that what you want? Another casual rts?

(pst... that's the joke. Quick, edit your post before you look silly)

Bibbit

Canada5377 Posts

June 30 2012 14:59 GMT

#23

On June 30 2012 15:32 SnipedSoul wrote:
When an ultralisk unburrows it should leave behind a giant pit that destroys any unit that walks into it.

I've been building my resume to get hired by Blizzard for years now and I think I got that one before. Still waiting for it to get implemented !

Also thanks for the support for my improvements to the game !

ninazerg

United States7291 Posts

June 30 2012 17:38 GMT

#24

On June 30 2012 11:48 Bibbit wrote:

- Roach burrow movement speed should be doubled. However, there would be a 30% chance any given roach takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque and has to fight Texans.

Laughing out loud in real life.

serge

Russian Federation142 Posts

June 30 2012 19:15 GMT

#25

On June 30 2012 20:40 Jacobe wrote:
Dude you smoking crack. Your ideas would quickly kill the esports of this game and turn it into cnc. Is that what you want? Another casual rts?

Hahahaha. Being as stupid as you are should be a bannable offense on forums.

2Pacalypse-

Croatia9456 Posts

June 30 2012 20:34 GMT

#26

Not bad, but I think I'll rather wait for SC3 to come out.

Bibbit

Canada5377 Posts

June 30 2012 20:51 GMT

#27

On June 30 2012 14:37 FraCuS wrote:
THE FUCK DID I READ haha

5/5

Heh I think you're signature is from me as well! Damned if I can remember where I wrote that though T_T

Edit: Found it :D

EtherealDeath

United States8366 Posts

June 30 2012 20:51 GMT

#28

I quite like the second skin ultralisk O.O

Linwelin

Ireland7554 Posts

June 30 2012 21:15 GMT

#29

On June 30 2012 11:48 Bibbit wrote:
- If a player has more than 30 Mutalisks out at the same time, they automatically lose the game because fuck you.

Best idea ever
5/5 !

Bibbit

Canada5377 Posts

July 01 2012 01:34 GMT

#30

On July 01 2012 05:51 EtherealDeath wrote:
I quite like the second skin ultralisk O.O

I think that one would make for a good funday monday :D

marttorn

Norway5211 Posts

July 01 2012 01:41 GMT

#31

On June 30 2012 23:14 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote:

Show nested quote +

(pst... that's the joke. Quick, edit your post before you look silly)

Dude, too late, you quoted it!

Poor fella

StarStruck

25339 Posts

July 01 2012 02:24 GMT

#32

What about LAN?

Mobius_1

United Kingdom2763 Posts

July 01 2012 07:32 GMT

#33

On July 01 2012 11:24 StarStruck wrote:
What about LAN?

Where Bibbit's going, you don't need LAN.

dGHaiL

United States177 Posts

July 01 2012 08:21 GMT

#34

I lol'd IRL, several times. Woke up my girlfriend.

5/5, sir

virpi

Germany3598 Posts

July 01 2012 08:39 GMT

#35

Give me the bane lord!

Bibbit

Canada5377 Posts

July 01 2012 15:21 GMT

#36

On July 01 2012 16:32 Mobius_1 wrote:

Show nested quote +

Where Bibbit's going, you don't need LAN.

Yea Mobius is right. We have to trade out LAN for more explosions.

Demord

Lithuania22 Posts

July 01 2012 19:11 GMT

#37

Great! I opened this thread by thinking it's another bunch of subtle balance whines, so glad i was wrong.

DRTnOOber

New Zealand476 Posts

July 01 2012 22:55 GMT

#38

Terran

- Marines are replaced with space marines and have jetpacks and assault rifles. For every squad of marines one must be set aside to hold the Imperial flag.
- Siege tanks can move around in siege mode and can attack air if you turn your screen upside-down.
- Vikings are replaced with the MELIAI from "Squadron Tower Defence".
- Battle Cruisers release fleets of Banshee's much like Carriers do with Interceptors. They can also blink.
- A new buiding "Government House" is required before you can build a barracks. Before you build any unit or engage in battle you need to get both the Senate and the Congress to vote and agree to your decision.
- One out of every 10 marines you build will become a "hipster" and refuse to fight. They will loiter around your main wearing tight jeans and retro clothes.
- One out of every 10 hipsters will become an artist and go around painting your buildings and units with cubist designs.

Protoss

- Probes should have a self-destruct ability which deals extra damage if they're holding gas or minerals.
- If you get a warp prism to pick up a probe and then pick up a potion from your belt at *exactly* the same time the probe is loaded into the prism it should "dupe" the probe.
- Merging two dark templars should create a Dark Archon, and if a Dark Archon and Archon touch it should cause a matter/anti-matter reaction and they should annihilate each other along with every unit on the map.
- Zealots get an *actual* light sabre and force powers. They can also jump up and attack air units.
- You can no longer sell Archons on the auction house.
- Pylons need to be built out from the Nexus like wires, connected up like an electrical circuit. Every building must therefore be touching a nexus by a line of connecting pylons.

Zerg

- All Zerg units are voiced by Christopher Walken.
- Zerg gain the Norse god powers from Age of Mythology.
- Apart from that Zerg is pretty balanced right now.

General

- If a player reaches 200 population Godzilla or other natural disaster will ravage their main.
- In the result of a tie both players fight it out in a game of Dune 2: Battle for Arrakis to decide the winner.